Chanelle Hayes’ Phone Sex Alternative
CHANELLE Hayes is showing Daily Star readers her backside.
These are Chanelle’s “Cheeky ways to enjoy the credit crunch”.
For just 35p, Star readers can hang up on those expensive phone sex chat lines and just stare at Chanelle while listening to a free CD of Thora Hird reciting the alphabet.
Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Chanelle Hayes, Tabloids | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Madeleine McCann For Hire: Games, Books And Art
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann, Kate McCann and Gerry McCann
PR with Madeleine McCann. Recently Madeleine has been selling video games…
EUROGAMER: “Bungie has said a character called Maddie could “potentially” feature in the new Halo 3 expansion pack - but confirmed there’s no connection with missing five year-old Madeleine McCann.”
Controversy kicked off last month after a trailer for what’s now known to be Halo 3 Recon featured the message, “Maddie, where are you?”
Complete coincidence. A new series of Car 54 Where Are You? is to be called Maddie’s Car 54 Where Are You? Really…
Speaking to Eurogamer at the Tokyo Game Show, Bungie writer Luke Smith described the incident as an “unfortunate coincidence”, adding, “Because of that coincidence, we’ve pulled that slide.”
PRESS RELEASE: “Writer raises concern about motherhood of modern women”
Recently Madeleine has been selling books…
Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Chanelle Hayes, Madeleine McCann, Tabloids | Comments (171) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Chanelle Hayes Exposes Omar Bakri’s Plot For Jihad In The Pole Dancing Club
DAYS on from news that mad mullah Omar Bakri paid for his daughter’s boob job and the plan to bring jihad to the country’s gentlemen’s clubs is curtailed.
The Star brings the front-page news that Chanelle Hayes will NOT be having her chest enlarged.
The Big Brother strumpet has made her decision in response to a Star reader’s poll. Tough on the War On Terror, and as patriotic as the next scaffolder, Star readers are turning their backs on artificial breasts, staring Islamofascism in the chest and saying “No”.
Posted: 29th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Chanelle Hayes, Tabloids, War On Terror | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Beckhams Smell Of Bunions, Plastic And Bones
AH, the smell of David Beckham and Her Poshness:
Tomorrow. New York. At Macy’s. Posh and Becks will make an in store appearance to promote their new fragrance Beckham Signature His and Her. For Him: smells like having sex with plastic and bones. For Her: smells like concrete tits, hunger, and bunions. First 300 get to meet them, receive autographs, and watch them pose their balls off.
Chanelle Hayes 1: Victoria Beckham 2
Victoria Beckham Is Zero And Paris Hilton Is Given One
The Smell of Victoria Beckham’s Sweat
Posted: 26th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Chanelle Hayes, Posh and Becks, Twitterings | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Name: CHANELLE
Age: 19
From: Wakefield
Occupation: Student
Status: Single
“I would either like to be famous and rich… or a speech therapist in Spain”
Big Brother Career: Misspelt tattoo. Huge new Spanish onion-styled breasts. Trapped lover too shit-scared of looking like a swine to escape.
Future: The face of pre-soaked conflakes. Flump.
Exit: Whiny.
Chanelle is utterly obsessed with Victoria Beckham and wants to move to Madrid and then LA just like her idol. She recently had her ‘pob’ cut short and bleached blonde to look like Victoria. Chanelle once queued up for hours to meet her heroine at Selfridges, would love to be a professional Victoria Beckham look-a-like - and says she’s definitely not a fan of Rebecca Loos.
She is doing her A-levels and would like to be a speech therapist in Spain, as she loves the country, the climate and culture. She plays the violin to Grade 7, but admits she doesn’t practise as much as she should.
On how she views herself, Chanelle says “I think my personality is fantastic, I wouldn’t change it for anything … but I don’t like my thighs”. She says she is intelligent but lacks common sense, and is “bubbly, crazy, fun, dramatic, over the top”. But she warns that she also holds a grudge.
Chanelle wants to do Big Brother for the fame. “I want people to like me, I want to meet new people, I want to be recognised in the streets”. She says she would like to win, but it’s not hugely important to her. She says that she “would like to find a rich boyfriend to take her to the Dominican Republic over Christmas.”
Posted: 31st, May 2007 | In: Big Brother TV, Celebrities, Chanelle Hayes | Comments (197) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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