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Danielle Lloyd Puts The Varnish On Irresistible Talent
IS there more than one Danielle Lloyd?
The orangey, non-racist Scouser has Danielle Lloyd has lent her name to a new glamour modelling agency called… Irresistible Talent.
Like a pot of Ronseal the agency does exactly what it says on the tin - its finds talent that is impossible to resist.
Posted: 30th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Danielle Lloyd | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Italian Virgin For Sale And Danielle Lloyd’s On Offer
SHOWGIRL, mo-del and Big Brother star emeritus Raffella Fico, 20, tells Italian magazine Chi:
“I can’t wait to see who’s going to pull out the money to have me. I don’t know what it’s like to have sex.”
Miss Fico is selling her virginity.
Now over to the UK, where Danille Lloyd is on the Star’s cover page: “DANI LLOYD – She’s naked & wants you.”
Since Danielle swore off footballers, she’s been looking for a new gig. And it might be you. Inside the paper and Danielle is offering Star readers the chance to win a date with here.
Posted: 18th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Danielle Lloyd, Money, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Danielle Lloyd Is Engaged To DJ Ironik’s PR
DANIELLE Lloyd is the Star’s strumpet-in-residence. And ever when there is no news about our Dani, and she’s between chests, you can create some copy.
Here’s the latest news on Dani’s associate DJ Ironick, to whom she is engaged.
The former Celebrity Big Brother contestant quietly began dating DJ Ironik just months ago and the pair wasted no time getting engaged - Daily Mail
Then:
Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Danielle Lloyd, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Danielle Lloyd’s Neck Is Long Over Jew
DANIELLE Lloyd has had a new tattoo inked (etched?) down the nape of her orangey-brown neck.
This is “Dani’s Posh new tattoo,” says the Star.
For those of you reading Danielle from the rear, the tattoo spells: “Only god can judge me.”
Posted: 9th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Danielle Lloyd, Posh and Becks, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
CELEBRITY news of the day: Danielle Lloyd’s Got Wood
“And the 24-year-old tells us that Playboy boss Hugh Hefner, 83, is such a fan of hers, she’s in talks with him to create her very own version of Hollywood – Daniwood – up in the hills”
- Daily Star, Goss Girls
Posted: 2nd, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Danielle Lloyd, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Danielle Lloyd’s Star Treatment
BIG Brother star emeritus and inflatable footballer’s keepy-uppy toy Danielle Lloyd is in the Daily Star, and LA:
“I’m going to get tattoos of four stars to remember this trip. They’ll represent things like the Hollywood Walk of Fame and the Daily Star – which is the only paper I read.”
Posted: 1st, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Danielle Lloyd, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother’s Stephanie McMichael Steals Fame
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“BIG BRUV STEPH IS ATTACKED IN STREET.”
Grim news on the Star’s front page is that “sexy” Stephanie McMichael has been the victim of muggers following a night out in London’s venue of strumpets, Chinawhite.
And no surprise whatsoever to learn that the felons stole her mobile phone. You know, the one with the names of all her celebrity chums on.
“Now the babe fears for the security of her celeb friends as their contact details are stored on her phone.”
How the likes of Keith Harris, Chico and DanLy – “the world’s third best Kylie and Danni Minogue impersonator” – must be hoping that their phones will ring.
Posted: 22nd, August 2008 | In: Big Brother, Celebrities, Danielle Lloyd, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Poppa Dumb: Shilpa Greets Jade Goody In India
JADE Goody is to enter the Big Brother house in India, slowing the local that there former colonial overlords have evolved from the stiff-upper-lipped, subjugating and jingoistic ninnies of old to something altogether less pleasant.
Shilpa Shetty, aka Shilpa Poppadom, who encountered Goody The Hoody on Celebrity Big Brother is now retuned to “where she come from”, as Danielle Lloyd advised.
Posted: 18th, August 2008 | In: Big Brother, Celebrities, Danielle Lloyd, Jade Goody, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
