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Prophets of Rage tour dates

Take the lead singers of Public Enemy, Cypress Hill and Rage Against the Machine. Put them together. What do you get?

You get an almighty noise, a massive dose of nostalgia and the chance of something extraordinary gelling. All hail, … READ ON

Posted: 7th, June 2016 | In: Hello! | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cheryl Cole’s Lips Gloss And Go: Pictures

HELLO! magazine meets Cheryl Cole and is told that any talk of Ashley Cole is “off limits”. We would turn off there. But Cheryl has some hairspray to flog. So, we stay to listen to the nation’s sweetheart.… READ ON

Posted: 4th, May 2010 | In: Hello! | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sarah Ferguson Will Run The London Marathon Like Icon Daughter Beatrice

PRINCESS Beatrice finishes the London Marathon and raises some money for Children in Crisis. And mum Sarah Ferguson is there to praise herself and her daughter:

“I have been her icon for the last 21 years and today she has

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Posted: 4th, May 2010 | In: Hello! | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sandra Bullock Interview: Louis Bardo Bullock, The Universe, Jesse James, Poop And Pictures

SANDRA Bullock pulled a blind side when she adopted Louis Bardo Bullock, a child names after Louis Armstrong and someone called Bardo. Bullock tells us that she is to divorce Jesse James, the Vanilla Gorilla who, allegedly, bumped Nazi memorabilia … READ ON

Posted: 4th, May 2010 | In: Hello!, Key Posts | Comments (5) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Flavio Briatore And Elisabetta Gregoraci Present Falco Nathan But Not The Nanny

FLAVIO Briatore would like to show Hello! readers his massive yacht and newborn son Falco Nathan, a child he calls a “phenomenon”.

Mum Elisabetta Gregoraci, blessed with a face that is as line and blemish free as her … READ ON

Posted: 27th, April 2010 | In: Hello! | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Introducing Caryl And Joe Cole’s Daughter Ruby Tatiana

BY now you’ll be itching to meet Carly and Chelsea FC’s Joe Cole’s daughter Rugby Tatiana. Itch scratched as Hello! meets the child born on March 18 and weighing in at 6lb 3oz.

In a pinky-yellow room, we see a … READ ON

Posted: 20th, April 2010 | In: Hello! | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


At Home With Nicola Roberts And Charlie Fennell

NICOLA Roberts, of Girls Aloud, would like to show you her “luxury penthouse”. She’d also like to show us Charlie Fennell (like the vegetable), her lover with a “big personality”.

They share love and red velvet … READ ON

Posted: 13th, April 2010 | In: Hello! | Comments (4) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince William Pops The Questions To Kate Middleton

IN this week’s Hello! the magazine looks at Kate Middleton and Prince William and gets “Ten burning questions answers”.

1. Will there be party bags at your wedding?

2. What will be in the party bags?

3. Will … READ ON

Posted: 13th, April 2010 | In: Hello! | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cheryl Cole’s ‘Secret Divorce’ And More

WANT to know about Cheryl Cole’s “secret divorce decision”? You do. In that case, you need to read Hello!, which features the decision in secret on its front cover. It’s an “exclusive”.
Inside, and the headline pretty much says … READ ON

Posted: 13th, April 2010 | In: Hello! | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sarah Brown Turns Us On In Satin Dress And Sensible Mid-Heels

SO at pains is Gordon Brown to say this election is not about personalities, that Sarah Brown is addressing Hello! readers. Says Sarah:

“I’ve been grinning all day and my face is hurting.”

Sarah’s been with South African premier Jacob … READ ON

Posted: 6th, April 2010 | In: Hello! | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tina Hobley Introduces The Celebrity Quote Of The Day, With Guy Chambers On Tape

TINA Hobley would like Hello! readers go gaze upon Orson Henry Attwood Wheeler. She is “crying from sheer joy”. And she delivers the celebrity quote of the day:

“And when it came to Orson’s birth I was incredibly relaxed. It

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Posted: 6th, April 2010 | In: Hello! | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


At Home In Barbados With Kai Wayne Rooney And Traditional Wag Coleen

WE’VE peeped inside Kai Wayne Rooney’s nursery. Now we get to see inside his new home in Barbados.

Coleen Rooney “invites us into her and Wayne’s lifestyle”. Well, not quite. Coleen Rooney actually only invites us to look … READ ON

Posted: 6th, April 2010 | In: Hello! | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In Pictures: Cheryl Cole’s Shocking Eyebrows And Election Vow

CHERYL Cole has “The Smile That Says ‘I’m Back On Top”. Well, she does in Hello!. Over in Closer magazine, Cheryl is “DEVASTATED”. She’s “barely eating and terrified Ashley will start dating”. Start? READ ON

Posted: 30th, March 2010 | In: Hello! | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince William’s Helmet Hair Bonds Courchevel Kate

IN this week’s Hello! you can share the “LOVE And LAUGHTER” of Prince William and earring muncher Kate Middleton in Courchevel. This is their “romantic getaway”.

What they are getting away from is a moot point, being as it is … READ ON

Posted: 23rd, March 2010 | In: Hello! | Comments (28) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Charity Marathon Training With Princess Beatrice And The Hooray Harrriers

FANCY coming “Marathon training with Princess Beatrice, boyfriend Dave and the Bransons”?

Before you commit, let’s see what the Hooray Harriers are up in Hello!.

“On an icy morning, not long after dawn, a group of people

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Posted: 16th, March 2010 | In: Hello! | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hitting Saba Douglas-Hamilton’s Eco-Safari Park By Plane

SABA Douglas-Hamilton is the “TV Wildlife expert” and of noble stock. In this week’s Hello!, Saab introduces us to her daughter Selkie and an eco-safari park. Before that, Hello! is in full flash flood mode:

“She has lived

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Posted: 16th, March 2010 | In: Hello! | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Miranda Kerr Interview: Orlando Bloom, Affirmations And Victoria’s Secret Pictures

5348422IN this week’s Hello!, top model Miranda Kerr is wearing jeans (tear in right knee) and shirt (unbuttoned to navel). Miranda welcomes us to her Sydney home and tells us that Orlando Bloom is “an incredible man”. … READ ON

Posted: 23rd, February 2010 | In: Hello!, Key Posts | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hairy Prince William Shows His Love For Bobby Charlton

prince-william2NO small irony that Hello!’s exclusive on “THE REAL WILLIAM” – a photo tribute to Prince William’s prowess with a camera and his being just like his mum – irony of ironies – should lead with a picture … READ ON

Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: Hello! | Comments (4) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hello! Introduces The ‘Real’ Prince William, In Photos

6071-bIN this week’s Hello!, Prince William is wearing Wayne Newton’s hair. Can it be that the son of the celebrity Princess, Diana, has dyed his tresses? The front-page headline says that this is “THE REAL WILLIAM”.

It turns … READ ON

Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Hello! | Comments (5) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cheryl Cole On Being ‘Everybody’s Icon’ And Fighting For Ashley Cole

5027248IN this week’s Hello!, Cheryl Cole “opens her heart about fighting for her marriage to Ashley”.

Cheryl Cole’s marriage has been “gossiped about, analysed and, at times, severely tested,” trills Hello!.

How times move fast. … READ ON

Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Hello! | Comments (8) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hello!: Toni Terry’s Figure, Vanessa Perroncel’s Coffee, Kirsty Gallagher’s Magical Birth And EastEnders At 25

hello2HELLO! magazine – we read it so you don’t have to: John Terry and Toni Terry are “STILL IN LOVE”; TV’S KIRSTY GALLAGHER introduces Jude The Dude; and EastEnders celebrates 25 years of searching for a stable family unit…

The … READ ON

Posted: 9th, February 2010 | In: Hello! | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hello!: John Terry Spots Vanessa Perroncel, Cheryl Cole’s For Haiti And Coleen Rooney Shocks

coleen-helloIN this Week’s Hello!, John Terry and Vanessa Perroncel revealed, Coleen Rooney on baby Kai and Cheryl Cole tells of “heartbreak”.

It’s the Premier League drool-fest in this week’s Hello!. The magazine no longer leads with … READ ON

Posted: 2nd, February 2010 | In: Hello! | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hello!: Victoria And David’s Beckham’s Wedding Invite

portada-revista-hello-1108-520IN this week’s Hello! magazine: David and Victoria Beckham “invite you” to Vicky’s sister’s wedding “AT THEIR COUTNRY MANSION”.

This is how celebrity magazine weddings work: you get the free do and the boast card in exchange for … READ ON

Posted: 28th, January 2010 | In: Hello! | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


‘Down To Earth’ Mel B Shows Us Her Mansion And Possessions

7970502THAT’S former Spice Girl Mel B sat beside a swimming pool and Jacuzzi combo in Hello!.

That’s Mel B, she of the “beautiful daughters, handsome film producer husband”, “six-bedroom, eight-bathroom (?) mansion”, Spyker C8 Laviolette car, Cadillac Escalade, Bentley, Range … READ ON

Posted: 12th, January 2010 | In: Hello! | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Strictly Come Dancing’s Ali Bastian And Brian Fortuna’s Boast Card From Paris

ali-bastian-and-brian-fortunaWHILE you weren’t watching Strictly Come Dancing, the BBC’ pro-am dance bore-fest, Ali Bastian (celeb/dancer) and Brian Fortuna (dancer/celeb) fell head over heels in love. Says Hello!:

“Are they aren’t they was the question on everyone’s lips?”

It wasn’t. … READ ON

Posted: 22nd, December 2009 | In: Hello! | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0