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Amy Winehouse Goes Back To Rehab – Again

REMEMBER the days when Amy Winehouse was famous for being a reasonably exciting singer? Alas, since then, she’s disappeared down a booze hole, leaving her career wide open for lesser acts to cash-in on. We’re looking at you Paloma Faith.

Posted: 27th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Courtney Love Slags Lady GaGa Without A Trace Of Irony

SOME of you might think that Courtney Love is in no position to slate anyone else for anything, ever. And you’d be right because, of all the people in the celebsphere, she’s one of the most grotesque and worrying.

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Posted: 27th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The People Of Walmart Theme Song: Mr Ghetto Fetches The Mop

HEAR ye! Hear ye! People of Walmart you have a new anthem.

Mr. Ghetto brings your shopping trolly sex with a space hopper bounce.

This song covers pretty much all of the stuff on

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Posted: 26th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Justin Bieber Makes Terrifying Pest Perfume

JUSTIN Bieber may well be a matter of seconds old, but that doesn’t stop him from creaming every last penny out of the world’s prepubescent girls.

He’s launched a range of nail varnish as well as a singing toothbrush and,

Posted: 25th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jedward To Team Up With Aerosmith, Which Is Completely Fine

JEDWARD are in grave danger of having their credibility ruined by teaming up with ageing rock testicles, Aerosmith. Well kinda. Not the whole of Aerosmith, but mainman, Steven Tyler, who is currently sat at home ironing his face in a

Posted: 23rd, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Quite Obvious Former Smackhead, Bob Dylan, Admits He Used To Take Heroin

TAKE one look at Bob Dylan who just happens to be celebrating his 70th birthday tomorrow, despite looking and sounding like a 70 year old since around 1964 and you think, there’s a man who used to like

Posted: 23rd, May 2011 | In: Music | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


English Demand Independence For Scotland At The Scottish Pipe Band Championships

IN today’s Independence For Scotland campaign, the English Independent Party sends us photos of the

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Posted: 21st, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Pauline Quirke To Play Jailed Pete Doherty In TV Biopic?

PETER Doherty’s Court Room Tour 2011 is on a break. The usual show will resume in a

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Posted: 20th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ivor Novello Awards 2011: All The Winners In Photos

THE Ivor Novello Awards 2011 In Photos featuring: Plan B took (winners of awards for Album Of The Year ( The Defamation Of Strickland Banks ), Most Performed Work ( She Said ) and Best Songwriter; Tinie Tempah’s gong

Posted: 19th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Snoop Dogg Wants Hip Hop X Factor

WHILE The X Factor appears to be set to take over the world, everyone else looks on wondering if they should cut their ears off with shears or, indeed, invent their own version which speaks to them

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Posted: 18th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rebecca Black Pregnancy Photo: Pregnant Or Not?

THERE now follows some Rebecca Black pregnancy news. The singer of Friday is not pregnant.

Rebecca confirms on her twitter page that she is in fact NOT pregnant.

She is also not dead, not married to Osama Bin Laden, not

Posted: 15th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


George Michael Is A Role Model For Singing Unshaven Gay Pot Heads

GEORGE Michael is seen pictured at The Royal Opera House in Covent

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Posted: 11th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


There’s Nothing Cynical About JLS Wanting To Collaborate With Gwyneth Paltrow

BACKFLIPPING saccharine irritants and tepid pop dispensers, JLS, want to collaborate with Gwyneth Paltrow. Why? It might have something to do with the fact that she’s very famous, recently decided to become a singer, appeared warbling on an

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Posted: 11th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Beatles’ Strawberry Fields Gates For Sale?

THE gates at Liverpool’s Strawberry Fields have gone. The gates of the park immortalised in The Beatles hit have been removed. No, readers, it’s not theft. Chances are, though, that the 100-year-old gates will be sold legitimately to make some

Posted: 11th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Whitney Houston Totters Off To Rehab While Prince Scowls At Her

GLASSY-EYED pop diva, Whitney Houston, is not  having a good time of it at the moment. Or rather, perhaps she’s having too much of a good time and it has started to rot her

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Posted: 10th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rap Music’s Rebecca Black Sings ‘She’s Mad’

ANORAK’S World’s Got Talent presents the rapping Rebecca Black that is She’s Mad but if likes this song,

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Posted: 10th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Dusty Springfield Memorial: Featuring The Robin Gibb Celebrity Funeral Service

TO the unveiling of the blue plaque in Aubrey Walk, Kensington, that honours singer Dusty Springfield. And who but Bee Gee Robin Gibb was there to do the honours?

Last week we saw Gibb at the unveiling

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Posted: 9th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Blake Sheldon Totally Doesn’t Hate The Gays

COUNTRY superstar, Blake Sheldon, has been accused of being a stinkin’ homophobe. Of course, what with him being a country and western singer, roughly 99.7% won’t be at all surprised at the notion of a God fearing dust bowl balladeer

Posted: 6th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hugh Laurie’s Album In The Blues Style, For America

HUGH Laurie has performed at the Union Chapel in north London. He’s recorded an album in the New

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Posted: 5th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lady GaGa Bans Ice Cubes And Eats Like A Dullard

SOMETIMES it feels like Lady GaGa single handedly revived pop. With that, it is fair to say she’s the current queen of pop culture, which gives her the chance to turn into a self-aware kook. God knows we need some

Posted: 4th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Public Enemy’s Flava Flav Arrested By “Rookie Ass Cop”

IT isn’t unusual to hear news of a rapper getting arrested. In fact, its such a frequent occurrence that some think there’s something of a police conspiracy against wealthy black men (exemplified

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Posted: 3rd, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Eurovision 2011: Blue Are Now A Cartoon

BLUE, the UK entry into the Eurovision Song contest, have been turned into a two cartoon.

Yep, yeah the early middle-aged boybanders have been transformed

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Posted: 3rd, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mariah Carey Wants Everyone To Guess Her Twins Names

MARIAH Carey is, of course, more mental than a tree filled with talking toasters. She became pregnant with twins, which left the universe considering implosion briefly. Could the human race stand Mariah gloating about her working ovaries? Could we collectively

Posted: 3rd, May 2011 | In: Music | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Def Leppard Tribute Act Wants One-Armed Flame Retardant Drummer

SITUATIONS Vacant: Pyromania, the hottest Def Leppard tribute band in Dallsa are looking for a one-armed drummer:

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Posted: 1st, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Steven Tyler Took American Idol Job To Irritate Aerosmith Bandmates

RUBBER duck faced, No Frills Mick Jagger Steven Tyler has been talking about his decision to take the American Idol gig. It seemed a strange decision to stick a supposed wild man of RAWK on the judging panel

Posted: 27th, April 2011 | In: Music | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0