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Music news and reviews, music videos and tittle tattle, with a lingering look at the past from Anorak. A source for rock, pop, album and live music, new releases, artist interviews and features.

Robbie Williams Empties His Nuts In Esquire: Take That Singer Breeds Semen Monkeys

ROBBIE Williams says that – yes! – he does inject himself with a sex hormone. And – yes! – he does do this twice week.

We’d always believed Williams injected himself with a blend of ascorbic acid, Vimto and liquidised … READ ON

Posted: 2nd, June 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rihanna Shoots A Rapist Dead

POP music has always traded on sex and shock to shift units. Elvis Presley used to gyrate like a man in the bath with a two-bar heater and Madonna made a whole book dedicated to making sheltered people gasp in … READ ON

Posted: 1st, June 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Teen Singing ‘Throb, Sean Kingston, Critical After Tackling Bridge On Jetski With Head

ADULTS may not be familiar with the name Sean Kingston, but the rampant childbots of the internet are. They love him. They love him a bit like they love Justin Bieber, but not as much because Bieber is much thinner … READ ON

Posted: 31st, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Justin Bieber Rubs Selena Gomez’s Feet (Photo): He Does It With Girls

IN today’s episode of What Justin Bieber Does With Girls, Justin rubs Selena Gomez’s feet.

Hey, kids – Get. A,. Play. Pen.… READ ON

Posted: 31st, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Amy Winehouse Goes Back To Rehab – Again

REMEMBER the days when Amy Winehouse was famous for being a reasonably exciting singer? Alas, since then, she’s disappeared down a booze hole, leaving her career wide open for lesser acts to cash-in on. We’re looking at you Paloma Faith. … READ ON

Posted: 27th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Courtney Love Slags Lady GaGa Without A Trace Of Irony

SOME of you might think that Courtney Love is in no position to slate anyone else for anything, ever. And you’d be right because, of all the people in the celebsphere, she’s one of the most grotesque and worrying.

Shall … READ ON

Posted: 27th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The People Of Walmart Theme Song: Mr Ghetto Fetches The Mop

HEAR ye! Hear ye! People of Walmart – you have a new anthem.

Mr. Ghetto brings your shopping trolly sex with a space hopper bounce.

This song covers pretty much all of the stuff on sale in Walmart: washing products, … READ ON

Posted: 26th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Justin Bieber Makes Terrifying Pest Perfume

JUSTIN Bieber may well be a matter of seconds old, but that doesn’t stop him from creaming every last penny out of the world’s prepubescent girls.

He’s launched a range of nail varnish as well as a singing toothbrush and, … READ ON

Posted: 25th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jedward To Team Up With Aerosmith, Which Is Completely Fine

JEDWARD are in grave danger of having their credibility ruined by teaming up with ageing rock testicles, Aerosmith. Well kinda. Not the whole of Aerosmith, but mainman, Steven Tyler, who is currently sat at home ironing his face in a … READ ON

Posted: 23rd, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Quite Obvious Former Smackhead, Bob Dylan, Admits He Used To Take Heroin

TAKE one look at Bob Dylan – who just happens to be celebrating his 70th birthday tomorrow, despite looking and sounding like a 70 year old since around 1964 – and you think, there’s a man who used to like … READ ON

Posted: 23rd, May 2011 | In: Music | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


English Demand Independence For Scotland At The Scottish Pipe Band Championships

IN today’s Independence For Scotland campaign, the English Independent Party sends us photos of the Scottish Pipe Band Championships in Dumbarton. Says on experts:

“If it wasn’t for the bagpipes, Scotland never would have been conquered. It was the Englishmen’s

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Posted: 21st, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Pauline Quirke To Play Jailed Pete Doherty In TV Biopic?

PETER Doherty’s Court Room Tour 2011 is on a break. The usual show will resume in a maximum of six months from now, when Pete’s sentence for possessing cocaine expires.… READ ON

Posted: 20th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ivor Novello Awards 2011: All The Winners In Photos

THE Ivor Novello Awards 2011 In Photos – featuring: Plan B took (winners of awards for Album Of The Year (The Defamation Of Strickland Banks), Most Performed Work (She Said) and Best Songwriter; Tinie Tempah’s gong … READ ON

Posted: 19th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Snoop Dogg Wants Hip Hop X Factor

WHILE The X Factor appears to be set to take over the world, everyone else looks on wondering if they should cut their ears off with shears or, indeed, invent their own version which speaks to them instead of putting … READ ON

Posted: 18th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rebecca Black Pregnancy Photo: Pregnant Or Not?

THERE now follows some Rebecca Black pregnancy news. The singer of Friday is not pregnant.

Rebecca confirms on her twitter page that she is in fact NOT pregnant.

She is also not dead, not married to Osama Bin Laden, not … READ ON

Posted: 15th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


George Michael Is A Role Model For Singing Unshaven Gay Pot Heads

GEORGE Michael is seen pictured at The Royal Opera House in Covent Garden where he announced his latest tour Symphonica.… READ ON

Posted: 11th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


There’s Nothing Cynical About JLS Wanting To Collaborate With Gwyneth Paltrow

BACKFLIPPING saccharine irritants and tepid pop dispensers, JLS, want to collaborate with Gwyneth Paltrow. Why? It might have something to do with the fact that she’s very famous, recently decided to become a singer, appeared warbling on an award ceremony … READ ON

Posted: 11th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Beatles’ Strawberry Fields Gates For Sale?

THE gates at Liverpool’s Strawberry Fields have gone. The gates of the park immortalised in The Beatles hit have been removed. No, readers, it’s not theft. Chances are, though, that the 100-year-old gates will be sold legitimately to make some … READ ON

Posted: 11th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Whitney Houston Totters Off To Rehab While Prince Scowls At Her

GLASSY-EYED pop diva, Whitney Houston, is not  having a good time of it at the moment. Or rather, perhaps she’s having too much of a good time and it has started to rot her brains and liver.

You see, the … READ ON

Posted: 10th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rap Music’s Rebecca Black Sings ‘She’s Mad’

ANORAK’S World’s Got Talent presents the rapping Rebecca Black that is ‘She’s Mad‘ – but if likes this song, who are we to judge…

Spotters: Robert Popper@mikederobREAD ON

Posted: 10th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Dusty Springfield Memorial: Featuring The Robin Gibb Celebrity Funeral Service

TO the unveiling of the blue plaque in Aubrey Walk, Kensington, that honours singer Dusty Springfield. And who but Bee Gee Robin Gibb was there to do the honours?

Last week we saw Gibb at the unveiling of the statue READ ON

Posted: 9th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Blake Sheldon Totally Doesn’t Hate The Gays

COUNTRY superstar, Blake Sheldon, has been accused of being a stinkin’ homophobe. Of course, what with him being a country and western singer, roughly 99.7% won’t be at all surprised at the notion of a God fearing dust bowl balladeer … READ ON

Posted: 6th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hugh Laurie’s Album In The Blues Style, For America

HUGH Laurie has performed at the Union Chapel in north London. He’s recorded an album in the New Orleans blues style. It’s called Let Them Talk

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Posted: 5th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lady GaGa Bans Ice Cubes And Eats Like A Dullard

SOMETIMES it feels like Lady GaGa single handedly revived pop. With that, it is fair to say she’s the current queen of pop culture, which gives her the chance to turn into a self-aware kook. God knows we need some … READ ON

Posted: 4th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Public Enemy’s Flava Flav Arrested By “Rookie Ass Cop”

IT isn’t unusual to hear news of a rapper getting arrested. In fact, its such a frequent occurrence that some think there’s something of a police conspiracy against wealthy black men (exemplified by Mos Def, here).

However, in some … READ ON

Posted: 3rd, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0