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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Victoria Beckham Is Not A Fashion Victim But Her Feet Do Hurt A Lot

victoria beckham shoes Victoria Beckham Is Not A Fashion Victim But Her Feet Do Hurt A LotVICTORIA Beckham is chatting with OK! about fashion and being a fashion victim – which she isn’t:

“When I dress in a certain way it’s not to get attention”

So…

“I’ll try on all my dresses and I’ll pick out a handbag and I’ll put on the shades. I instantly turn into this person and it sort of feels like a character. And there are so many pictures of it. But it’s a true character because it’s sill me.”

Are you a fashion victim?

“I wouldn’t say that I’m a fashion victim at all… Of course heels make my feet hurt. Absolutely! I’m not going to lie…”

Discuss…

Posted: 15th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Pregnant Abbey Clancy’s An Expert In Embryonic Genitalia

abbey clany pregnant Pregnant Abbey Clancys An Expert In Embryonic GenitaliaABBEY Clancy is pregnant with Peter Crouch’s baby. We know this because as Clancy celebrated a 12-week scan in an eatery, she “blurted out the news”.

The Sun cocked an ear and also heard that it might be a boy.

Or as fellow diner tells the Sun:

“She’s the expert. She said she could see what it is now which means it’s probably a boy.”

Some big news that Abbey Clancy is an expert in pregnancy and embryonic genitalia.

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Posted: 15th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


George Michael’s Careless Rizla: Homophobia And Tabloid Puns

george michael2 George Michaels Careless Rizla: Homophobia And Tabloid PunsGEORGE Michael is in jail. So, a perfect chance for a spot of punning and homophobia in the tabloids.

He scored eight week’s jail for being off his face on cannabis and pills when he crashed his Range Rover into a branch of Snappy Snaps in Hampstead, north London. (They’re the only winners in this.)

Anorak takes a look at puns and gay slights in the news about a great talent who is too stubborn or goofed to get a taxi:

Puns (Anorak goes with Careless Rizla)

LOCK ME UP BEFORE YOU GO-GO – Sun

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Posted: 15th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Eva Mendes’ Sex Tour Undoes Hofit Golan In Photos Of The Other Guys Premiere

9464053 Eva Mendes Sex Tour Undoes Hofit Golan In Photos Of The Other Guys Premiere EVA Mendes pouted to good effect at the London Premiere of The Other Guys. The film is the top draw at the US box office. It stars Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg doing the police drudge works for super cops Dwayne Johnson and Samuel L Jackson. The lower life forms then stumble on the biggest crime of the age. And… Well, you know the rest.

But did you know that Eva Mendes has had sex in all 50 states of the UAA? Well, she has:

“I’ve had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger.”

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Posted: 14th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jim Rosenthal Loses Case Against Heston Blumenthal’s Sickly Oyster

9462326 Jim Rosenthal Loses Case Against Heston Blumenthals Sickly OysterTO Oxford Count Court, where TV sports presenter Jim Rosenthal was pursuing a civil action against chef Heston Blumenthal after he got food poisoning at the TV chef’s Fat Duck restaurant last year.

Rosenthal and his guests became ill after eating jelly oysters served as part of a food and wine-tasting evening at the “prestigious” restaurant. Rosenthal and his wife, boxing promoter Frank Warren and three other guests lashed out £1,346.33 on a “gastronomic evening” in February 2009. In all 529 diners thought Blumenthal’s dinners so good they tasted them again on the way up.

District Judge Tim Parker tossed out the case. Rosenthal lost. The sports presenter and his dinner companions had already received £6,000 compensation for pain suffered in the wake of the meal.

Rosenthal is as sick as a parrot – or as a Blumenthal oyster.

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Posted: 14th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


George Michael Gets 8 Weeks Jail: Photos

GEORGE Michael gets eight weeks jail for being off his face on weed when he drove his Range Rover into the Rosslyn Hill, Hampstead, branch of Snappy Snaps.

Look out for lots of puns on Careless Riza and so forth…

George Michael is in jail! Boy George has done jail. Of the 80s Georges, Only George from Rainbow remains free of prison’s stench.

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George Michael arrives at Highbury Corner Magistrates' Court in north London, for sentencing after he admitted crashing his Range Rover while under the influence of cannabis.

Posted: 14th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jennifer Aniston ‘Impregnated’ By Seven Men And Jessica Simpson’s Sheets

Jennifer Aniston baby Jennifer Aniston Impregnated By Seven Men And Jessica Simpsons SheetsIN this week’s National Enquirer you can read about Jennifer Aniston’s “BABY BOMBSHELL”. If every Enquirer front-page screamer about Jen’s womb were true, she’d be the mother of 23 children.

As it is, Aniston has none. But she is trying, reportedly. Because the Enquirer has pictures of SEVEN men vying to impregnate the middle-aged hair model.

This is “her Daddy dilemma”. Beneath photos of Scott Stuber, Harry Morton, Josh Hopkins, John Mayer, Jason Sudeikis, Gerrard Butler and Chris Gartin, readers learn:

“One of these seven men WILL father her child”

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Posted: 14th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In Photos: George Michael Goes to Jail?

GEORGE Michael is in court. The 47-year-old sing is appear under the name Georgios Panayiotou. He’s at Highbury Corner Magistrates Court, North London.

Geroge addressed fans via his website:

“Personal problems which I had tried to deal with myself had clearly got the better of me, and I am sorry that my pride has prevented me from seeking help before now.”

The court hears that the former sidekick to Andrew Ridgely drove his Range Rover into the Rosslyn Hill, Hampstead, branch of Snappy Snaps.

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Posted: 14th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Help For Heroes Video: The Wanted Can’t Fail

AN Interview with The Wanted at the help For Heroes Concert.

It’s all a bit gauche – “We are proper international stars ” (Hello, Wales!) and the cause is a “bit relevant” to two of the band”.

But The Wanted can do little wrong:

The Wanted are managed by Global, owners of the radio stations Heart, Galaxy, 95.8 Capital FM, LBC, Classic FM, Gold and Xfm. The charts are shaped by airplay as well as sales. And The Wanted have been on the radio lots.

Here they are (swoon):

Photos:

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Prince Harry attending the Help For Heroes Concert at Twickenham Stadium, south west London.

Posted: 14th, September 2010 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lady GaGa Uses Meat To Attract Men: Fail In Photos

gaga meat head Lady GaGa Uses Meat To Attract Men: Fail In PhotosLADY Gaga wears meat to the MTV Video awards and the media goes cray-zee. Is she using the meat to attract a red-blooded mate, a steak to seduce where crotch and breast meat failed?

It’s front-page news on the Sun. And inside the paper, Toni Jones, the paper’s Fashion Editor, tells readers:

“This meaty number is just another attempt at grabbing headlines”.

In which case, job done…

Posted: 14th, September 2010 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Christina Hendricks Loses Her Legs – No-One Notices For 3 Years (Photos)

CHRISTINA Hendricks, the mould for modern womanhood who forgot to say ‘when‘ as she was poured out, has lost her legs. Well, she lost them in 2007, in a GQ photoshoot but some mad reason no-one noticed.

Hendricks, the star hit TV show Mad Men, also has only one eye, three thumbs on her left hand and a tattoo on the back of her neck that says “Mrs Anorak”…

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And in case you missed them her:

Spotter : Rumor Rat

Posted: 14th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In Photos: The BGC 9/11 Celebrity Charity Day

THE BGC Partner’s 6th Annual Charity Day raises money in memory of colleagues who died in the 9/11 attacks on the World Trade Center in New York. BGC is associated with Cantor Fitzgerald, the firm that saw than 658 of its staff murdered.

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Mayor of London Boris Johnson uses telephones on the trading floor during the BGC Partner's 6th Annual Charity Day, at Churchill Place in Canary Wharf, east London.

Celebrities working the phones were many. Some had one phone – The Cheeky Girls,  Nicola Roberts, Tony Christie, Elen Rives, Roger Daltrey, Kenny Dalglish, Cilla Black, Princess Michael of Kent, David Mellor, Samantha Fox, Ken Livingstone, Cilla Black, David Coulthard, Amanda Holden and Honor Blackman. Some had two -Penny Lancaster (picture 4′s a keeper) Johnny Vaughan andLisa Snowden. But only Jonathan Ross and Boris Johnson worked three phones.

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Posted: 14th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Video Music Awards Photos: Bieber, Gaga And West Out-Ponce Eurovision

9451612 Video Music Awards Photos: Bieber, Gaga And West Out Ponce EurovisionIN Photos the MTV VMAs – that’s Video Music Awards, you, squares – rival the Eurovision song contest for precociousness, pomposity, vanity and vapidity.

Stick a Danish flag on Kanye West’s red suit and he’d get douche points (no typo) and laughed at.

Taylor Swift’s moribund retort to West’s taking her award last year would have had more meaning had she sung it in Russian and sat before a video of the Finnish border at midnight. And Justin Bieber looks like he should be hanging on a chain from Lady Gaga’s throat.

But because we like Eurovision, we like the VMAs. Here are the pictures of all your favourites, plus the tosspots you love to hate:

MTV Video Awards Photos: Katy Perry’s Brocade Nipples And Paglia Gags On Lady Gaga

The Kanye West Meme Gallery (Updated)


Posted: 13th, September 2010 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Liberace Who? The Vegas Museum To A Legend Closes

LiberaceinHotPants Liberace Who? The Vegas Museum To A Legend ClosesTHE Liberace Museum, tucked into a strip mall of East Tropicana Avenue two and half miles from the Las Vegas Strip, will close on October 17th, after 31 years in business, writes Anorak’s Man in LA.

The announcement came on Friday, the week in which a performer known as Prince Poppycock moved to the America’s Got Talent finals after performing in a red-white and blue shortpants outfit that was surely a tribute to Liberace’s star-spangled hotpants, and the month in which Michael Douglas, who is set to portray the flamboyant showman in a biopic directed by Steven Soderburgh, began treatment for throat cancer.

From Tabloid Baby, Chapter 38:

“…The papers would say it last snowed in Las Vegas in 1990. Wayne and I were in town for that last storm. We’d just arrived to shoot ‘Vegas Week’ material for A Current Affair. That was when Wayne got Maureen to dress up as a showgirl and I shot a piece on the Liberace Museum that we promoted as the discovery of the little known ‘Mrs. Liberace.’ The story was true. She was his sister-in-law.”

Jeffrey Koep, chairman of the Liberace Foundation board of directors, says:

“When this started 30-some years ago, Lee was still a name. Keeping that brand alive has been very difficult. When Liberace passed away, no one really did what they did with the Presley estate. If you turn on XM Radio, you’re going to see a Sinatra station, you’ll see an Elvis station. When you look at Liberace, his music is well-played, interpreted by a real talent. But it isn’t kept alive the way Elvis or Sinatra’s is.”

Remember when Liberace was huge?

Posted: 13th, September 2010 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Preston And Chantelle On Sex And Doing It Properly

chantelle houghton 1 Preston And Chantelle On Sex And Doing It Properly  PRESTON and Chantelle Houghton have reunited following their stint on Ultimate Big Brother. And, according to the Star, they have endured a “24 Hour LOVE IN”.

This follows yesterday’s news in the Star that Chantelle was going to keep Preston waiting for sex. As we were told:

CHANTELLE Houghton and Preston were giving their relationship another go last night – but sex is off the menu.

But this might not be the most cynical PR-driven story in the paper today. Before we reach loved-up Chantelle and Preston, the Star has news that Amanda Holden will not be ditched as a judge on Britain’s Got Talent because she is just too popular with the masses.

A BGT “insider” tells readers:

“She’s Mrs BGT. Fans love her.”

BGT might stand for Botox-Grinned Trollop (which might be the secret of her success), but facts are facts.

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Posted: 13th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Help For Heroes Concert Photos: Prince Harry Smoulders As Robbie Williams And Gary Barlow Unite

AT the Help for Heroes concert at Twickenham, we spotted Prince Harry. And he spotted us. If looks mean anything, this one spoke of love. A brutal love in which one of us gets our face kicked in by minders. But, nonetheless, it was the look of love. We also spotted Robbie Williams, Gary Barlow, Alexandra Burke, Peter Kay, The Wanted, The Saturdays,Tom Jones, Pixie Lott. and Bruce Forsyth. We took photos of them too…

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Prince Harry attending the Help For Heroes Concert at Twickenham Stadium, south west London.

Posted: 12th, September 2010 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rolling Stones Mascot Ronnie Wood Smokes Meringue And Destroys His Own Legend

ron wood foodie Rolling Stones Mascot Ronnie Wood Smokes Meringue And Destroys His Own LegendRONNIE Wood says he once smoked a meringue. Food might not the drug you’d first associate with the Rolling Stones’ mascot, and he his tried to cover his tracks by saying that he thought it was crack cocaine.

Too late, Ronnie. You’ll be on Ready Steady Cook by his time next week and chatting about health and fat with Jamie Oliver.

Says Ronnie:

“It got to the point where I would be on my hands and knees looking for crumbs that might have fallen out of the crack pipe. I even banned my children eating meringues in the house after I ended up smoking sugar, believing it to be cocaine.”

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Posted: 12th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ricky Hatton And Kerry Katona: Separated At Birth?

hattton katona Ricky Hatton And Kerry Katona: Separated At Birth?  RICKY Hatton. Is he related to Kerry Katona? Is Hatton Katona’s brother, separated at birth? Well, there’s a question.

And since you’re asking, and Hatton has been accused of embarking on a drugs and drink binge – and don’t forget those battles with weight – let’s take a look at the Hitman, accused of taking a hit or seven of cocaine, and the life of La Katona, face of supermarket ownbrand ketchup…

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Posted: 12th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Justin Bieber Not Arrested And Koran Not Hit By Water Bomb: Video

justin bieber nipples2 Justin Bieber Not Arrested And Koran Not Hit By Water Bomb: VideoJUSTIN Bieber has not been arrested. It’s a big day for no news. And following the news that Pastor Terry Jones did not burn a Koran on the day that remains International Burn a Koran Day, we learn that Justin Bieber was not arrested.

But you want to know what Bieber did not to get arrested for. Well, he lobbed a water balloon at a state trooper and hit him below the belt. Story goes that Bieber had been chucking water on people’s nether regions all day. Why? Well, when you’re so young and just moving out of pull ups you want to blend in.

So. Would Bieber’s show at the Maryland State Fair on Sunday be cancelled as the little one is admonished and sat on the naughty step? No. Everything is fine. He is not arrested.

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Posted: 11th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Wayne Rooney And Coleen Stop Boasting About Their Wonderful Lives To Ask For Privacy

wayne coleen happy families 220x300 Wayne Rooney And Coleen Stop Boasting About Their Wonderful Lives To Ask For PrivacyWAYNE Rooney and Coleen Rooney, currently embroiled in claims that the Manchester United ace has shagged Jennifer Thompson and Helen Wood (NSFW photos), have issued a joint statement in which they say the “last six days have been extremely painful for us and for our families“.

They then blame the media for adding to their pain:

“It is impossible for us, as it would be for any family, to attempt to resolve any issues in the current media glare and against the backdrop of so many inaccurate and intrusive stories.

“We would therefore ask that the media now respects our privacy and the right of our family to discuss these matters in private.”

Privacy? This would be the same Rooney family who appear on the cover of Hello! for Coleen to tell us in June 2010:

“I like surprises and sometimes Wayne will spring things on me, like he’ll say: ‘Come on, let’s got out for dinner – go and get ready’”

Chances are that Coleen does not like all surprises – just the good ones.

In other private moments:

* We’ve seen Wayne take a piss.

* Coleen has shown off six-bedroom home in Barbados in a Hello! boast card:

“People often come up and say, ‘You’re just so normal’.”

* Coleen has told us that baby Kai is “not a crier

* Coleen has told us that she walks on a gym machines

“You should let babies be babies and just put them in babygros.”

* Coleen told us: “I actually need to start going again because my wardrobe’s getting a bit empty.”

Adding:

“I do have quite a big wardrobe”

* Wayne told us that he likes to read Harry Potter books

* Coleen has told us about her shopping habits:

“If I really like something I will buy it.”

* Coleen has been apparently airbrushed to flog her perfume

* Coleen has invited Hello! readers to her 21st birthday party

* Coleen has “Porridge with soya milk and fresh raspberries for breakfast

So. Having traded on the image of a wonderful life the call is now for privacy…

Women linked to Wayne Rooney

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Wood is, reportedly, the other woman who shagged Wayne Rooney in a lesbian threesome with Jennifer Thompson. The Manchester United player got Wood in a package deal, allegedly. NSFW Video: Wayne Rooney’s Jennifer Thompson Sex Tape Helen is 23 and a single mum. Wayne’s own wife, Coleen Rooney, is not a single mum – yet – but she will surely take it a boost to her confidence that her husband might not only shag childless women but someone whose body has been through childbirth.

Posted: 11th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Musical Interlude: For All The Hipster Grifters And Other Dickheads

dickheads Musical Interlude: For All The Hipster Grifters And Other DickheadsTODAY’S musical interlude goes out to all the hipster grifters out there.

It’s new age fun with a vintage feel.

never bought a pack of fags i only roll my own
plugging in my laptop at the starbucks down the road
say i work in media im really on the dole
im the coolest guy you’ll ever know

woah ho

Lyrics are NSFW:

Posted: 10th, September 2010 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Daniel Radcliffe For Lizzie Mary Cullen For The Big Issue – In Photos

WE went to see Daniel Radcliffe at the Lizzie Mary Cullen art show. Well, in truth we went to see Lizzie, but we needed an excuse to hang about with her and the Harry Potter star was it. The talented artist aims to raise £10,000 for the Big Issue Foundation, at the Framers Gallery in London…

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Daniel Radcliffe and Lizzie Mary Cullen at Cullen's first solo gallery show, which aims to raise 10,000 for the Big Issue Foundation, at the Artefact Gallery in London.

Posted: 9th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Is Lou Reed’s Snub The Start Of The Susan Boyle Backlash?

lou reed Is Lou Reeds Snub The Start Of The Susan Boyle Backlash? LOU Reed helps the Susan Boyle backlash by banning the Hairy Angel from singing Perfect Day. Because he “didn’t like” her.

Scheduled to warble the song on America’s Got Talent, she had to retrain the reality TV show staple that is Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah.

Insiders reportedly claimed that the former Velvet Underground frontman refused to let SuBo sing the song because he “didn’t like” her.

An “insider” tells us:

“Susan was devastated. Basically the message came through was that Lou just didn’t like her.”

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Posted: 9th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (33) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Auschwitz Is Now A Video Game Film: Video

uwe boll auschwitz Auschwitz Is Now A Video Game Film: VideoUWE Boll is creating a film about Auschwitz. The film will be treated in his usual sensitive manner, as you can see from the clip below.

Boll is best known for making terrible film based on video games. Auschwitz was not a video game, but given Boll’s treatment it might have been.

The trailer features Boll dressed as a Nazi nodding off as the dying scream and hammer on the metal door behind him.

(Article continues after these memorable pictures of the death camp.)

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A general view of the gates at Auschwitz I camp viewed from the inside.

Says he:

“I made the movie because there is not one movie made what shows the Holocaust really was — a killing factory.”

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Posted: 9th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


When Jedward Met Tony Blair

jedward kissgif When Jedward Met Tony BlairAND so it came to pass that Tony Blair got to keep the company he deserves when he met Jedward.

Tony was scheduled to plug his book on the The Late, Late Show in Dublin last Friday.

Wonder what Tony sees in Jedward?

Posted: 8th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0