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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Pauline Quirke To Play Jailed Pete Doherty In TV Biopic?

PETER Doherty’s Court Room Tour 2011 is on a break. The usual show will resume in a

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Posted: 20th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Tale Of Jane Fonda, Her $55k False Teeth And Her Sex Life

WHEN you think of Jane Fonda, you may well think about her as an actress or fitness instructor or, indeed, something of a political activist (probably the coolest looking political activist ever, granted).

However, you can now think of her

Posted: 20th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Todd Burpo’s Tale Of Colton’s Trip To Heaven Is Now A Major Motion Picture

COLTON Burpo went to Heaven and saw things of wonder. His dad Todd Burpo wrote a book about his son’s trip. Heaven is for Rea l is the book that proves Christianity is right. Burpo, a pastor of Imperial’s  Crossroads

Posted: 20th, May 2011 | In: Film, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lars Von Trier’s Porn Stack Joke: Did Nicole Kidman Laugh?

LARS Von Trier is Nazi non grata at the 2011 Cannes film festival. But were his jackboot-in-mouth comments an improvised, bad joke told in a second language, possibly to try and shame and shock Kirsten Dunst sat to his side, …

Posted: 20th, May 2011 | In: Film | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nazi Lars Von Trier Earns Rave Reviews In Austria, Germany, Paraguay, Eltham And Switzerland

LARS Von Trier’s film  Melancholia will be a big hit in the beer cellars of Austria, and a wow with the key Unrepentant Old Racist demographic in Switzerland, Germany, Paraguay, parts of Eltham , south east London, and Brazil.

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Posted: 20th, May 2011 | In: Film, Key Posts | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ivor Novello Awards 2011: All The Winners In Photos

THE Ivor Novello Awards 2011 In Photos featuring: Plan B took (winners of awards for Album Of The Year ( The Defamation Of Strickland Banks ), Most Performed Work ( She Said ) and Best Songwriter; Tinie Tempah’s gong

Posted: 19th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Arnold Schwarzenegger And Mildred Patricia Baena’s Love Child Photos

ARNOLD Schwarzenegger, star of True Lies and Junior , has a love child with Mildred Patricia Baena. Arnies’ wife, Maria Shriver, and Baena were both pregnant at the same time. Shriver and Arnie’s ‘s son Christopher was born on September

Posted: 18th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kerry Katona Puts A Bin Bag On Cheryl Cole’s What’s ‘It’

KERRY Katona is using her OK! diary to talk about Cheryl Cole.

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Posted: 18th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Snoop Dogg Wants Hip Hop X Factor

WHILE The X Factor appears to be set to take over the world, everyone else looks on wondering if they should cut their ears off with shears or, indeed, invent their own version which speaks to them

You have already

Posted: 18th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Has Cheryl Cole Had A Boob Job Or Just Bought A New Bra?

CHERYL Cole is the talk of Hollywood… or, more accurately, because she’s gone to America, she’s the talk of Britain where we’ve heard of her before and eagerly await her failure. That’s not to say she will fail, but rather,

Posted: 18th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Peter Andre’s Romantic Lunch With The Nanny

IN this week’s OK!,. Peter Andre is “WITH HIS GORGEOUS GIRL”. He is on a “ROMANTIC DATE”.One clue to how romantic this “date” is comes inside OK! , whereby we learn:

“OK! JOINS PETER ANDRE ON HIS ROMANTIC DATE”

If

Posted: 18th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Photos Of Mildred Baena: Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Love Baby Mama Exposed

ARNOLD Schwarzenegger fathered a child by a staffer named Mildren Patricia Baena, aka Patty Baena, before he began his politcal career. The story never came out until

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Posted: 18th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (16) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Angelina Jolie Adopts Kung Fu Panda

ANGELINA Jolie will now explain what Kung Fu Panda , a cartoon about an obese panda bear that learns to kick a snow leopard in the face, means to her and her kinfolk:

Hello! : “Here the 35-year-old opens her

Posted: 17th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Arnold Schwarzenegger Secret Love Child Exposed: The Sperminator Explains

ARNOLD Schwarzenegger, now known as The Sperminator , has not only been shagging the help he’s fathered a child by one worker (she’s called Mildred Patricia Baena photos of her and a child ) at his family home.

Posted: 17th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Imogen Thomas: Blackmailer Or Not?

THIS writer has been warned away from a number of stories thanks to the ubiquitous super injunction. Kinda irritating when you meet the celebrity in question and have to stand there with a big shit-eating grin on your face, coupled

Posted: 17th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Is Cheryl Cole Dating Steve Jones In Moist Publicity Stunt?

SINCE Cheryl Cole split with that dastardly greed-monger, Ashley Cole, she’s been somewhat billed as some kind of forlorn, sexless damsel, just looking for anyone, ANYONE to make her happy.

Of course, there were rumours that she was bumping her

Posted: 17th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Pippa Middleton’s Bum Is Served With Strawberries and Lashings Of Cream

BY now you will wondering what Ulkrika Jonsson made of Pippa Middleton’s Royal wedding bum?

Finally, we can tell you that Jonsson has views

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Posted: 17th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Charlie Sheen Not Happy About Ashton Kutcher Replacing Him, Which Is A Massive Surprise

REMEMBER us telling you that Ashton Kutcher was to replace Charlie Sheen on Two And A Half Men ? Do you recall that rising tide of ambivalence toward the whole story in your gut as you wondered why anyone would

Posted: 16th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Iron Sky Is The Best Nazi Moon Film Of The Year

IRON Sky is the best sci-fi-Nazi-dark-side-of-the moon film you’ll see this year – maybe. It’s inspired by the fine men and women at the Daily Sport :

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Posted: 16th, May 2011 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tree Of Life: Brad Pitt Plays The Draconian Father You Can Write About

WE spotted Brad Pitt at the Cannes Film Festival 2011. The would-be Mr Angelina Jolie was signing autographs after a press conference for Tree of Life .

. Do you remember when Brad and Angelina were in the papers pretty

Posted: 16th, May 2011 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rebecca Black Pregnancy Photo: Pregnant Or Not?

THERE now follows some Rebecca Black pregnancy news. The singer of Friday is not pregnant.

Rebecca confirms on her twitter page that she is in fact NOT pregnant.

She is also not dead, not married to Osama Bin Laden, not

Posted: 15th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides Premier Photos: Johnny Depp’s Haddock Curtains

TO the UK premier of the latest Pirates of the Caribbean film: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides . All the usual stuff Johnny Depp’s hair curtains, Jessica Lowndes sex appeal, Penelope Cruz’s simmer, British celebs filling the

Posted: 13th, May 2011 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Imogen Thomas Is ‘Cracking Up’ On Twitter (Still Gagging for It?)

IMOGEN Thomas is “Cracking Up”. So says the Daily Star in:

“GAGGING SCANDAL BABE: I’M CRACKING UP”

IMOGEN Thomas last night revealed her super injunction hell has driven her to the brink of a breakdown.

What super-injunction? A super injunction

Posted: 13th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Quentin Tarantino And Lady GaGa To Team Up For A Movie?

SEEING as Quentin Tarantino allowed Lady GaGa to use the Kill Bill Pussywagon in the singer’s promotional video for Telephone , it isn’t surprising that the film director is looking at GaGa and thinking of putting her in one of

Posted: 12th, May 2011 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Dan Aykroyd Has 21,000 Bottles Of Vodka Stolen From Him

POOR old Dan Aykroyd. He’s currently mourning the loss of 21,000 bottles of vodka stolen from

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Posted: 12th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0