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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Photos Of Eva Longoria Flogging Her Perfume Cordial

9411861 Photos Of Eva Longoria Flogging Her Perfume CordialEVA Longoria Parker, star of US telly show Desperate Housewives was in The Perfume Shop in Westfield, west London, to launch her new fragrance ‘Eva’. For reasons unspecified, Eva is served in a bottle shaped to look like a pink spark plug.

Why not a nose leaning over a garden fence, a net curtain moved aside in a window or a notched bedpost? Opportunities have been missed.

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Posted: 5th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cheryl Cole’s New ‘Loverbird’ Tramp Stamp Tattoo Is All Over For Derek Hough

CherylTweedy Cheryl Coles New Loverbird Tramp Stamp Tattoo Is All Over For Derek HoughCHERLY Cole has “dumps” Derek Hough. So says The People on its front page.

The Mirror tells its readers:

Days after her divorce from love-rat footballer Ashley Cole, the Girls Aloud star is ready to go public about her feelings for US dancer Derek…

But over in the Star, the news is that Cheryl has got new tattoo on her lower back – “to signify life without Ashley.”

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Given that the back of her neck says “Mrs Cole”, might Chezza’s new ink be an arrow that says “ignore the above?” But does she have  a new tattoo, right? Cheryl has recently recovered from malaria – would going under the a tattooist’s needle be wise?

At leasy we can be sure that Derek and Cheryl are no more, right? Or as the Star says:

CHERYL Cole and hunky dancer Derek Hough are set to seal their romance with a tattoo of a pair of lovebirds.

Such are the tabloid facts…

Tattoos – The Tramp Stamp

Posted: 5th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Heidi Montag Fears Falling Off Her Nose: Photos

dick head2 Heidi Montag Fears Falling Off Her Nose: PhotosHEIDI Montag does not want her nose to fall off.

She tells Life & Style:

“I don’t want my nose to fall off like Michael Jackson!”

Michael Jackson fell off? The man who made a career out of leaning very far forwards never fell off. Did he?

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Posted: 3rd, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Photos Of Yoko Ono’s Living Exhibit Visit To John Lennon’s Liverpool

yoko ono liverpool1 Photos Of Yoko Onos Living Exhibit Visit To John Lennons Liverpool YOKO Ono spent a part of today sat in the front room of John Lennon’s former home in Mendips, Liverpool, as a kind of living exhibit. Lennon lived in the house with his Aunt Mimi and Uncle George from 1945-1963. He’s dead now. But Yoko lives.

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She called in to the house after meeting Sure Start members at John’s old school, Dovedale School. The kids waved and cheered. Yeeeeaaaaahhhhh! They’ve no idea who the weird old lady is but she got them time off class! Cheers, John!

But how to get the nippers back inside the classroom? Yoko… How about a song?

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Yoko Ono greets fans during a visit to John Lennon's former school, Dovedale School in Liverpool.

Posted: 3rd, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Robert Plant’s Band Of Joy Shame Troy Polamalu: Photos

WE went to see Led Zeppelin frontman and his hair – look, Troy Polamalu – big curls with no safety net! – Robert Plant and the Band of Joy perform at The Forum in Highgate, north London. He rocks. He rolls. And the hair works its magic…

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EDITORIAL USE ONLY. Robert Plant and the Band of Joy perform at The Forum in Highgate, north London.

Posted: 3rd, September 2010 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Does Paris Hilton’s ‘Cocaine Purse’ On Twitter Prove Her Guilt?

paris hilton bag Does Paris Hiltons Cocaine Purse On Twitter Prove Her Guilt?PARIS Hilton says the purse in which, allegedly, cocaine was found was not hers. It was cheap. And she is not cheap (see production values on porn vid). But does the purse she was seen with at the time of her latest arrest look like the one she showed fans on Twitter Pic back in July 2010?

Has Paris been busted on Twitter?

Posted: 3rd, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Backstage At The Eels Brixton Gig With The Stig

EELS frontman Mark Oliver Everett performing at the Brixton Academy in south London. Everett is also known as The Stig…

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Eels, (frontman Mark Oliver Everett, or 'E', centre) pictured backstage at the Brixton Academy before playing live at the venue in south London.

Posted: 2nd, September 2010 | In: Music | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Video: Guns ‘n’ Roses Bottled Off Stage In Dublin – Justin Bieber Wins

guns n roses Video: Guns n Roses Bottled Off Stage In Dublin   Justin Bieber WinsGUN’S ‘n’ Roses threw a hissy fit in Dublin and walked off the stage.

They are no Justin Bieber, who was hit by a bottle while performing and carried on.

After a big break, during which lots of punters had left, the band came back on.

Which act is the most rock ‘n’ roll, readers?

Bieber!

Posted: 2nd, September 2010 | In: Music | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


JLS Book Signing Stampede In Photos

JLS have never declared war on anyone – to the best of our knowledge. But they still managed to cause a commotion as the lads signed copies of their new book, Just Between Us: A Private Diary. Outside Selfridges in London an ambulance stood by. No, not to take away Tony Blair, that failed pop star for whom no-one weeps for joy. The van was there to help the swooning victims of Jonathan ‘JB’ Gill, Marvin Humes, Ortise Williams and Aston Merrygold of JLS. As they say at the JLS stampede, “Tony who..?”

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The queue of girls stretches round the block as they wait to meet JLS who will sign copies of Just Between Us: A Private Diary at Selfridges in London.

Posted: 1st, September 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kerry Katona And Peter Andre’s Future Love

kerrypete Kerry Katona And Peter Andres Future Love TIME for an update on that Peter Andre – Kerry Katona love story being played out in the pages of the Daily Star.

Today we learn that Kerry’s “future Mister right” has the initial P in this name and is from the “showbiz world”.

P… Peter Doherty..? Pinocchio..? Preston from Big Brother..?

It can’t be Peter Andre, whose people instructed the Star to inform its readers back in April: “They have both informed us that this is completely untrue.”

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Posted: 1st, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Leeds Festival In Pictures: Gallows Outshine Guns ‘n’ Roses

THE Leeds Festival 2010 in Pictures: the best photos of the festival include shots of Mumford and Sons, Gogol Bordello, Guns n’ Roses, Marina and the Diamonds, Adam Green, Pulled Apart By Horses, Foxy Shazam, Pendulum, Enter Shikarim Gallows and the fans…

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Frank Carter of Gallows performing at the Leeds Festival, as the band take to the stage for a secret set under the name 'Rats', in Bramham Park in West Yorkshire.

Posted: 1st, September 2010 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lady Gaga And Justin Bieber Sue Over Comic Book Biographies

02 gaga Lady Gaga And Justin Bieber Sue Over Comic Book BiographiesJUSTIN Bieber and Lady Gaga are not happy that they have been immortalised in 2D form by Bluewater comics.

The Gaga book sold out in the first week after its release. These things are populist fun. Others getting the line-drawn treatment are Kristen Stewart, Taylor Swift, 50 Cent and David Beckham.

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Posted: 31st, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kelly Brook Sky Rides A Bike And Other Summer Treats

9390324 Kelly Brook Sky Rides A Bike And Other Summer Treats WHEN Kelly Brook is not getting her breasts out for Playboy, she’s joining the Mayor of London Boris Johnson on a tandem. Kelly, you may be surprised to know, rode on the front.

It’s not to promote Kelly, rather to bring to our attention the London Skyride, which allows cyclists to view the famous landmarks in the capital, on roads that will be closed to all traffic, except bicycles this coming Sunday September 5.

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Posted: 31st, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Elin Nordegren’s Barbie Band-Aid Bikini and Tiger’s Women (Photos)

elin nordegren 0001 Elin Nordegrens Barbie Band Aid Bikini and Tigers Women (Photos) ELIN Nordegren has divorced hole chaser Tiger Woods and wants to tell Hello! readers all about it, as she first told readers of People magazine. This is the same interview being passed off by Hello! as an Elin “exclusive”.

Elin is the “fiercely private golden girl”. Elin is now worth a rumoured $100million dollars, as part of the divorce settlement. That kind of money can secure a lot of privacy.

Says Elin:

“Money can’t buy happiness, but I have to honest: it is making some things easier.”

Elin tells us of her love for Tiger and how, having seen her parents’ divorce, the golfer made her “believe in love again”. The highlights of the interview are hereunder:

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Posted: 31st, August 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Paris Hilton Cocaine Bust Photos Is Module 2 In Her Summer School

paris hilton mugshot Paris Hilton Cocaine Bust Photos Is Module 2 In Her Summer School PARIS Hilton has turned her back of slutiness and embraced drugs, allegedly. Inside Ms Hilton’s purse, Las Vegas’s finest found a small quantity of cocaine.

Reports are that she plans to tell the courts that the purse was not hers. But Paris seems set on returning to jail, perhaps to redecorate.

In July, while holidaying in Corsica she was found with under a gramme of marijuana in her handbag. At the World Cup in South Africa, Paris mate took a joint to the Brazil-Netherlands quarter-final match.

For those of you who were unsure what Paris Hilton did, the socialite’s summer school is an education. With plenty of time for holiday reading and to catch up on news in newspapers left around the pool, people are lapping up news of Paris.

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Posted: 29th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Katy Perry Rocks The Gay Bar At New York’s Splash

katy perry splash Katy Perry Rocks The Gay Bar At New Yorks Splash KATY Perry was recently seen judging hapless singers on the X Factor. She was sat next to Simon Cowell’s lip-syncing clockwork soldier Cheryl Cole, who gets by on a combination of good looks and folksy charm.

Perry, on the other hand, can really sing and entertain. We spotted her on stage at New York’s “Splash” bar.

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Posted: 29th, August 2010 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Gallows Rock The Leeds Festival: Day 1 Photos

9372838 Gallows Rock The Leeds Festival: Day 1 PhotosTHE Leeds Festival Day 1 Photos: Carl Barat and Pete Doherty of The Libertines did their impression of Morecambe & Wise, Enter Shikari menaced, Pendulum hung, Coco Sumner of I Blame Coco never once mentioned her dad (hit dad!) and Frank Carter of Gallows drove one section of the crowd into a frenzy that was not entirely drugs induced…

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Frank Carter of Gallows performing at the Leeds Festival, as the band take to the stage for a secret set under the name 'Rats', in Bramham Park in West Yorkshire.

Posted: 28th, August 2010 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Reading Festival Photos Are Dirty Girls And Wet T-Shirts

THE Reading Festival is an opportunity to look at the bands in action – but ultimately it’s a chance to look at girls dressed in shorts playing in the mud. It’s going to rain at the weekend. The tabloids will be handing out thin cotton T-shirts…

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Festival goers making the most of the muddy conditions on the first day of the Reading Festival.

Posted: 27th, August 2010 | In: Music | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In Photos: Robbie Williams Back With Gary Barlow For Flintstones Reunion

ROBBIE Williams and Gary Barlow posed for our pictures at the BBC Radio 1 offices. They were in London to witness the first broadcast of the track Shame, which the reconciled artists recorded as a duet. This is the first time they collaborated in 15 years. They fell out after Williams left boyband Take That in 1995. But how time has changed them. They look old. They look really old. They look Stone Age old. It’s no longer Robbie Williams and Gary Barlow – it’s Fred Flinstone and Barney Rubble. Aydaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 26th, August 2010 | In: Music | Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Pete Doherty And The Libertines Serenade Amy Winehouse (In Photos)

9363841 Pete Doherty And The Libertines Serenade Amy Winehouse (In Photos)AMY Winehouse watched Pete Doherty and the Libertines perform at the Forum in Highgate, London, last night. She stood on the balcony as the band serenaded. It was a good show – Pete looked like a slim Pauline Quirke, Carl Barat played on and Amy pulled faces and beamed with the whitest teeth. Your snapper took photos. It was a fun night.

The Libertines foursome had appeared on stage to the sound of Vera Lynn’s We’ll Meet Again. At the end of the show, Doherty chucked his harmonica into the crowd. If you caught it, you might want to wait until you’re not operating a motor vehicle or machinery before putting it near your mouth…

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Amy Winehouse watches the Libertines perform on stage at the Forum in Highgate, London.

Posted: 26th, August 2010 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Boat Porn: Photos Of Beyonce And Jay-Z’s Italian Cruiser

beyonce yacht Boat Porn: Photos Of Beyonce And Jay Zs Italian CruiserWHILE you are enjoying a staycation in the British monsoon seasons, Beyonce Knowles is taking the waters on a gin palace called Altitude. It’s a 180-foot Italian Benetti yacht. It costs $377,000 a week to hire. Or you can buy it for €29.5 million.

The ship has six cabins, a gym, a Jacuzzi, a Laser Pico sailing dinghy , 3 x sets waterskis, a five-man banana, Beyonce and Jay Z.

* Launched in the year of 2003 her interior decoration illustrates the capabilities of Stefano Natucci. Superyacht ALTITUDE is able to accommodate up to 12 guests with 14 qualified crew. This large motor yacht has a helicopter platform. Her old, former or build project names were (Benetti Fb) Amnesia Ii. She is able to attain a maximum speed of 16 knots.

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Posted: 25th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Big Brother Winner Bez Jailed In Manchester

FORMER Big Brother winner and Happy Mondays lead percussionist Bez, aka Mark Berry, has been jailed. No, not in the Big Brother house with Makosi et al. He’s in a real jail with real CCTV.

Berry who had always seemed destined to play Smike in Nicholas Nickleby – The Musical,  had accused one Monica Ward, the mother of his two-year-old son and lead singer in his band Domino Bones, of stealing his money. He became upset and throttled her.

Before the Beak at Manchester Magistrates court, Bez is given a community order for an assault he already been found guilty of. He is also ordered to pay £450 in costs. He declines to comply. Adding:

“I’m not doing it. Bothered. I’m going to appeal and take this to a real court.”

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Posted: 25th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Exclusive: Evidence In Marc Mysterio Case Against Brandy Norwood

mysterio brandy Exclusive: Evidence In Marc Mysterio Case Against Brandy NorwoodANORAK’S Canadian pal Marc Mysterio – billed as Scadinavian by Tila Tequila – is currently suing Brandy Norwood. Mysterio has filed a lawsuit with the Los Angeles Superior Court, alleging that Brandy Rayana Norwood agreed to perform and write music for him. And then didn’t.

Mysterio has handed us proof of the contract he claims she broke.

Says Tila, that one-woman content factory:

Come on Bran, you’re a veteran in this business and should know better than to flake on a music deal!

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Posted: 24th, August 2010 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kerry Katona Goes Snorkelling For Pakistani Orphans In Marbella

kerry katona water Kerry Katona Goes Snorkelling For Pakistani Orphans In MarbellaKERRY Katona will now tell OK! readers about her fifth child. As the headline states:

“KERRY SPEAKS ONLY TO OK! ABOUT HER FIFTH CHILD”

The Star and its sister organ OK! have tapped into a rich vein of news we call the Maybe Baby. First Katie Price declared she was not pregnant. Then Abbey Clancy declared, via a source, that she might get pregnant one day. And now mum-of-four Kerry Katona wants to tell us about the child she has yet to conceive in anything but her dreams.

This is “HER SHOCKING NEWS”.

We meet Kerry in Marbella, where she’s being squirted by two young children in swimsuits. One is chubby and a bit ginger. The other is blonde and thinner. Chances are their guns are full of vegetable dye (Swede/Carrot No.6 Blend). Kerry is orangey-brown stood on her tip-toes.

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Posted: 24th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


George Michael Goes Down For Marijuana In Photos

george michael court George Michael Goes Down For Marijuana In PhotosGEORGE Michael was at Highbury Corner Magistrates’ Court in north London, to answer charges of driving under the influence of drugs after his car crashed into a Hampstead branch of Snappy Snaps.

In court, Georgios Panayiotou admits to driving under the influence and possessing cannabis cigarettes for his own use. He faces a possible prison sentence when the court reconvenes on September 14.

He would go to jail because weed is illegal. You can fill your pockets with Prozac and all manner of uppers and downers if it is on prescription. But weed is out.

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Posted: 24th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0