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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Whitney Houston Totters Off To Rehab While Prince Scowls At Her

GLASSY-EYED pop diva, Whitney Houston, is not  having a good time of it at the moment. Or rather, perhaps she’s having too much of a good time and it has started to rot her brains and liver.

You see, the …

Posted: 10th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Some Idiot Decides To Give Bristol Palin Her Own TV Show

PRANCING politician offspring, Bristol Palin, is to get her own reality television show in the United States of America. That’s right. That bizarre collection of country-sized states are seemingly hell-bent on making a star of the loinular-produce of one of …

Posted: 10th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rap Music’s Rebecca Black Sings ‘She’s Mad’

ANORAK’S World’s Got Talent presents the rapping Rebecca Black that is ‘She’s Mad‘ – but if likes this song, who are we to judge…

Spotters: Robert Popper@mikederob

Posted: 10th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Robert Pattinson Wants To Bother Everyone With His Awful Singing

PERPETUAL bore and Twilight death-hunk Robert Pattinson has said he wants to reignite his music career. Did you not know he had a music career? Yes! He totally bought an acoustic guitar and likes singing his dreadful songs that sound …

Posted: 9th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Brigitte Bardot Mourns Suicide Ex Husband

REMEMBER when Brigitte Bardot was nothing more than a brilliant nymph who didn’t care much for wearing clothes and ached of Gallic cool? Remember those days? The days before she started being an animal rights activist and… uh… mentalist who …

Posted: 9th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Dusty Springfield Memorial: Featuring The Robin Gibb Celebrity Funeral Service

TO the unveiling of the blue plaque in Aubrey Walk, Kensington, that honours singer Dusty Springfield. And who but Bee Gee Robin Gibb was there to do the honours?

Last week we saw Gibb at the unveiling of the statue

Posted: 9th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Princess Diana’s Unlawful Killing Appeals To The Usual Suspects

THE Princess Diana conspiracy film is called Unlawful Killing. It’s created by Keith Allen, dad to Lily Allen, and funded by Mohamed Al Fayed, father to Dodi Fayed.

If the trailer is a fair reflection of the whole, the …

Posted: 9th, May 2011 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Ricky Gervais Interview: Whatever Happened To Him?

IN August 2002, Anorak’s Ed Barrett met Ricky Gervais. Whatever happened to him? (Not Ed – he’s here.)

RICKY Gervais is a friendly-looking chap in his mid-thirties. He speaks in a soft-but-jaunty voice with a distinctive Reading accent. Until …

Posted: 9th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


David Hasselhoff To Do Lovejoy’s Hamlet

DAVID Hasselhoff, famous for being a cloying dad who ran on the beach with a red handbag and chatting to a smug car, is judging Britain’s Got Talent.

We know him as the otherworldly Hollywood-type who serves to make …

Posted: 6th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Blake Sheldon Totally Doesn’t Hate The Gays

COUNTRY superstar, Blake Sheldon, has been accused of being a stinkin’ homophobe. Of course, what with him being a country and western singer, roughly 99.7% won’t be at all surprised at the notion of a God fearing dust bowl balladeer …

Posted: 6th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Up John Gielgud’s Arse With Dame Helen Mirren

SHOWBIZ Quote Of the Week is supplied by Dame Helen Mirren in her apparent tribute to the late Sir John Gielgud:

He did Arthur, he did Peter Greenaway’s Prospero’s Books. He did Caligula. He wasn’t up his own arse.”

Posted: 6th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Did Brando, Taylor and Jackson Work For Al Qaeda?

CELEBRITY news of the week was that after 9/11, not only were Osama bin Laden’s days alive numbered, but Elizabeth Taylor, Marlon Brando and Michael Jackson got in a car for a road trip out of New York. They made …

Posted: 6th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sara Buys Is Our Nominative Determinism Hero Of the Year

YOU might well wonder what kind of person attends the launch of Equire’s monthly magazine at Sketch, an eatery in London? Hungry ones, we’d wager. We expected little. But among the faces of the ubiquitous liggers – Lily Allen …

Posted: 6th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mel Gibson’s Ex Is Now Saying That He Didn’t Domestic Violence Her One On The Face

LAST seen with a stuffed beaver sewn to his hand, Mel Gibson has had a troublesome year or so, facing allegations of being a anti-Semite, accusations of being a racist for dropping the N Bomb in Those Tapes as well …

Posted: 5th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Norwejian Ninja Is Our Film Of The Year

NORWEGIAN Ninja is here. At last! King Olav’s force for invisible warfare is behind you!!!

The biog boasts: “The true story of how Commander Arne Treholt and his Ninja Force saved Norway during the Cold War.”…

Posted: 5th, May 2011 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hugh Laurie’s Album In The Blues Style, For America

HUGH Laurie has performed at the Union Chapel in north London. He’s recorded an album in the New Orleans blues style. It’s called Let Them Talk

Posted: 5th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


OK! Tracks Down The Royal Dress Designer Who Isn’t Really

AT HOME WITH THE ROYAL DRESS DESIGNER” is a chance for OK! readers to meet Caroline Castigliano. Only, she didn’t design Kate Middleton’s wedding dress. Sarah Burton did.

But Caroline did design the dress worn by Alice van …

Posted: 4th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lady GaGa Bans Ice Cubes And Eats Like A Dullard

SOMETIMES it feels like Lady GaGa single handedly revived pop. With that, it is fair to say she’s the current queen of pop culture, which gives her the chance to turn into a self-aware kook. God knows we need some …

Posted: 4th, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Public Enemy’s Flava Flav Arrested By “Rookie Ass Cop”

IT isn’t unusual to hear news of a rapper getting arrested. In fact, its such a frequent occurrence that some think there’s something of a police conspiracy against wealthy black men (exemplified by Mos Def, here).

However, in some …

Posted: 3rd, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Robert Pattinson And Reece Witherspoon Attend UK Premiere Of Water For Elephants – Pictures

R PATZ, Reece Witherspoon and Anorak’s favourite celebrity attendee Hofit Golan attend UK premiere of Water For Elephants in London:

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Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon arriving for

Posted: 3rd, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Eurovision 2011: Blue Are Now A Cartoon

BLUE, the UK entry into the Eurovision Song contest, have been turned into a two cartoon.

Yep, yeah the early middle-aged boybanders have been transformed into a 2D outfit. What are the odds?

As MEN put sit soberly:

Joining an

Posted: 3rd, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mariah Carey Wants Everyone To Guess Her Twins Names

MARIAH Carey is, of course, more mental than a tree filled with talking toasters. She became pregnant with twins, which left the universe considering implosion briefly. Could the human race stand Mariah gloating about her working ovaries? Could we collectively …

Posted: 3rd, May 2011 | In: Music | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Def Leppard Tribute Act Wants One-Armed Flame Retardant Drummer

SITUATIONS Vacant: Pyromania, the “hottest” Def Leppard tribute band in Dallsa are looking for a one-armed drummer:

Must have flame retardant kit & stick.”…

Posted: 1st, May 2011 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Katie Holmes Settles With Rag That Accused Her Of Being A Druggie

JUST because Katie Holmes married Scientology poster-boy Tom Cruise, it doesn’t mean she’s on drugs. The taking of drugs explains a lot of erratic behaviour, but Katie is keen to point out that, if you think she’s a bit of …

Posted: 29th, April 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Paris Hilton And Boyfriend Attacked By Nut Job

PARIS Hilton, a woman of no fixed talent, is doing rather well on the stalker front. In fact, one of them is so keen on her that he keeps punching her boyfriend.

For you see, the man known as Cy …

Posted: 28th, April 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0