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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Sex Film Star Norman Wisdom Is Dead Again – Anyone Seen Lee Evans?

norman wisdom Sex Film Star Norman Wisdom Is Dead Again   Anyone Seen Lee Evans?norman wisdom sex Sex Film Star Norman Wisdom Is Dead Again   Anyone Seen Lee Evans?NORMAN Wisdom is dead. But Sky News viewers know he already died on 28 December 2008.

Someone go and see if Lee Evans is alright, would you..!

Wisdom was the actor who once starred in the British sexy comedy What’s Good For The Goose.  You can read more about these films in Get ‘Em Off! The Nostalgia-Proof British Sex Comedy.

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Sir Norman Wisdom and 60's pop star Jess Conrad during the opening of Babushka Kings Road in London.

Note: Sky apologised for running the obit early.

Posted: 5th, October 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nick Jonas Snuggles Up For Les Miserables 25th Party: Photos

NICK Jonas, the go in alone Jonas Brother, and Cameron Mackintosh joined the gang for the after party of the Les Miserables’ 25th Anniversary performance at the O2 in London. The photos and the kisses and hugs:

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Nick Jonas and Cameron Mackintosh at the after party of the Les Miserables - Anniversary performance at the O2 in London.

Posted: 5th, October 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jessica Alba – In The Best Possible Taste

ACTRESS of the Day is Jessica Alba, she who told us: “My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything – even if you have no clue what you’re doing.”

It’s  a theory. But can you pull it off  in the best possible taste?

Posted: 5th, October 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Twitter Wars: Ready For A Warts And All Book On Donny & Marie Osmond?

chip lightman Twitter Wars: Ready For A Warts And All Book On Donny & Marie Osmond? DANNY Gans’ former manager Chip Lightman has declared war on Donny and Marie Osmond, filing a lawsuit against them and threatening to reveal the secrets of the Mormon siblings in a “tell all book.”

Lightman struck out on his Twitter account in response to the Osmonds’ announcement that they were bouncing him from his role as producer of their show at the Flamingo Hilton.

Medics Remove Donny Osmond Poster From Woman’s Vagina

Picture+8 Twitter Wars: Ready For A Warts And All Book On Donny & Marie Osmond? Gans and his longtime friend and sidekick Lightman brought the show to the Flamingo two years ago under their Ganslight banner. The Osmonds said on September 25th that the Ganslight contract expired last week and that “we have decided not to renew that contract.

“The show will of course continue… and we hope to explore future opportunities with Chip Lightman.”

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Posted: 4th, October 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kelis Rocks The Shepherd’s Bush Empire In Miss Havisham Bukake: In Photos

AFTER Rihanna brought her rainbow to London, Kelis arrived to perform live in concert at the Shepherd’s Bush Empire in West London. Kelis dressed as Buck Rogers in a Miss Havisham bukake contest. And the crowd loved it…

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Kelis performs live in concert at the Shepherd's Bush Empire in West London.

Posted: 2nd, October 2010 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rihanna Turns Up The Contrast In London: Photos

WHEN Rihanna visited James Barr at Capital FM in London, we took photos and Barr looked like the dateless geek who’d discovered that robots can be warm to the touch.

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Rihanna visits Kat Shoob at Capital FM in London.

Posted: 1st, October 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


X Factor Photos: Cheryl Cole’s Book Signing And Sharon Osbourne’s Mosquito Issues

9553389 X Factor Photos: Cheryl Coles Book Signing And Sharon Osbournes Mosquito Issues  CHERYL Cole was writing her name in her new book ‘Through my eyes‘ at Waterstone’s in London. Because Cheryl is one given to crying the book is best read through goggles underwater.

As the fans waited outside in the rain – 300 silver wristbands have been given out with a further 100 gold wristbands given to the next 100 in reserve – pixie-voiced Sharon Osborne was bigging up the X Factor by picking on another of its judges, Dannii Minogue.

“I didn’t hate her because hatred is very close to love and takes a lot of emotion, and I don’t have time for her. She is like an insect – a mosquito that won’t go away.”

A mosquito! Like the one that bit Our Cheryl and gave her malaria!! Sharon, you have gone too, too, far…

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Cheryl Cole at a book signing for her new book 'Through my eyes' at Waterstone's in London.

Posted: 1st, October 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


P Diddy’s Diddy-Dirty Money In Glasgow In Photos

P DIDDY, that renegade Diddy Man, was performing at MTV’s Diddy-Dirty Money’s first gig in the UK in a show called ‘Diddy Crashes Glasgow’. MTV cameras followed Diddy-Dirty Money in the run up to their monster MTV Crashes Glasgow gig at The Old Fruitmarket. A Fruit Market in Glasgow? Well, it did go bust.

And note: P Diddy had not one but two crosses about his neck. Did Jesus do that? Well, did he?

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P. Diddy performs at MTV's Diddy-Dirty Money's first gig in the UK in ÔDiddy Crashes Glasgow'. MTV cameras followed Diddy-Dirty Money in the run up to their monster MTV Crashes Glasgow gig at The Old Fruitmarket.

Posted: 30th, September 2010 | In: Music | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jodie Marsh Shows Off Her Missionary Tramp Stamp: Photos

9547473 Jodie Marsh Shows Off Her Missionary Tramp Stamp: Photos  JODIE Marsh cocks two phones and with Phil Tufnell and Patrick Monahan attempts to set a world record for the longest three-way phone call.

She does this while kneeling on a bed and displaying a tattoo of what appears to be a set of handlebars over her crotch – a missionary position tramp stamp – so adding to the impression that passers by at Waterloo station have stumbled across a live party wank.

Greatest Tattooed Mugshots Ever

It’s 09800LongRelief, an attempt to see how long you can keep going with Jodie Marsh on the other end of the blower. Thankfully Jodie’s voice is a registered contraceptive device and the only stopping the record being smashed is Tuffers pressing the off button as he slams the phone into his forehead….

Tattoos – Tramp Stamps 2
Tattoos – On Your Arse
Tattoos – The Tramp Stamp

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Jodie Marsh takes part in the world's longest three-way call attempt at Waterloo station in London.

Posted: 30th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Larissa Riquelme’s New Face

larissa riquelme nose Larissa Riquelmes New FaceNO sooner do we bring you news of the new Larissa Riquelme – Carla Giraldo – than Pies discovers that the Paraguayan wonder (that’s Larissa) has had cosmetic surgery. No. Not her breasts. Her face.

Larissa Riquelme Is Paraguay’s Number 1 Fan: World Cup Photos (NSFW)

Posted: 30th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tony Curtis RIP: A Life In Photos

1549916 Tony Curtis RIP: A Life In PhotosTONY Curtis RIP. You were Jamie’s dad with hair like a duck’s arse. Born Bernard Schwartz to immigrant parents in New York, Curtis became a true star. Curtis was married six times – “I wouldn’t be caught dead marrying a woman young enough to be my wife.

His close friends got to call him TC:

“I’ve been sick for most of my life, in my head. This showed itself in a lot of ways. I was insecure about women, so I wanted to go to bed with them all. I was insecure about being a poor Jewish boy. I was insecure that Hollywood never gave me an Oscar.”

How he started:

“All my life I had one dream, and that was to be in the movies. Maybe it was because I had a pretty rough childhood, or perhaps it was because I was always more than a little insecure, but as a kid I longed to see myself ten feet tall on the big screen. Through no fault of my teachers, I received almost no formal education, but after I spent three years in the Navy during World War II, the GI Bill allowed me to go to acting school on the government’s nickel. I may not have had much schooling, but it turned out I had a gift for acting. When I walked out on that stage, it felt like a hand in a velvet glove. I wasn’t scared; I wasn’t even nervous. I just loved being the center of attention, just like I’d always known I would.

Tony Curtis – do they make them like him any more? Do the agents and PRs allow it..?

Posted: 30th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madonna Touched For Dolce & Gabbana: The Bloody Pre-Photoshop Photos

MORE photos of Madonna untouched for the Dolce & Gabbana adverts have appeared online. Madonna fans may be shocked and dismayed to see that computer wizards have lightened her skin, fattened her nose and drawn thick veins on her flawless arms. Yeah, the actually wants us to believe Madonna has blood in her veins. Can you trust your own eyes anymore – let alone Madonna’s which look cracked and tired..?

Madonna’s Untouched Face For Louis Vuitton: Photos

Madonna Pays Homage To Susan Boyle’s Cat In Dolce And Gabbana Ads: Pictures
Spotter: Yeaaah, Stylebrity

Posted: 30th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Preston And Chantelle: It’s Over When OK! Says It Is

chantelle houghton prestron naked111 Preston And Chantelle: Its Over When OK! Says It IsPRESTON and Chantelle Houghton: The most connived, contrived and made-for-tabloid love story in the history of connived love stories is now at an end. You can read the non-story so far here.

And in today’s OK! instalment you can hear:

Sam Preston: “It would be ridiculous to get back with her.”

Chantelle Preston Houghton: “He’s left me gutted and heart broken.”

What you might call empty.

Inside and Chantelle hugs her mum and says she still loves Preston; and Preston wonders why Chantelle doesn’t just call his instead of talking to OK! about calling him.

Says Preston in OK!

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Chantelle Houghton and friend are seen leaving Nobu in Mayfair and heading to the Funky Buddha in central London.

Posted: 29th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Justin Bieber Love Doll, Tampon And Towel: Pictures

justin bieber doll The Justin Bieber Love Doll, Tampon And Towel: PicturesTHE Justin Bieber love doll can play 30-second clips of his songs and fit into your handbag. It can keep a table leg from wobbling, soak up menstrual angst and replace the Little, Jimmy Osmond Doll of your youth.

And I you want to snuggle with Bieber Doll why not do so in the confort of yout Beiber bed or bath. Bieber is now a towel and duvet cover. As Home Textiles Today says:

” Martin Novack, Lady Sandra’s ceo, told HTT the line targets Bieber’s broad fan base – which spans girls as young as 6 through college age as well as their mothers. My own daughter is 18 years old, and she and a ton of her friends love Justin Bieber,” Novack said. “We feel Justin Bieber is a real phenomenon. He is not just a license. He isn’t just some young pop star. He is a rare phenomenon.”

And so absorbent…

Here’s a selection of Bizarre Celebrity Dolls - look at them all and be amazed.

Posted: 29th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Myleene Klass And The Married Hollywood Sex Pest

myleene nude Myleene Klass And The Married Hollywood Sex PestMYLEENE Klass says a top Hollywood star who was married not much over six months ago asked her for a shag. Indeed, he went further and presented her with a sex contract.

Myleene is turning into a  one-woman content factory. She delivers tabloid titbits like a Daily Star reporter – light on facts but big on the possibility that there might be some.

Here’s Myleene:

Says Klass:

“About six months ago, a newly married Hollywood star asked me to sign some kind of sex contract with him. I just thought: “Mate, which planet are you from?

“I met him a few times and when I went to interview him it was like something out of a film.

“We were having lunch and as the starter arrived he launched into it. I was like: ‘Bugger I’ve got main and dessert to go – I’m stuck here!’

“Then his PA came over with a confidentiality contract. I just thought: ‘Oh my God, your poor wife.’ I don’t want to be a marriage wrecker.”

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Posted: 28th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rolling Stone Wife Jo Wood Is Beyond Parody On Her Indian Pilgrimage

jo wood Rolling Stone Wife Jo Wood Is Beyond Parody On Her Indian PilgrimageJO Wood, estranged wife of Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood is on a “pilgrimage” across India. She’s keeping her diary in Hello!. It is beyond parody.
Having flown to India and then taken a connecting flight to Coimbatore, Jo writes:

“There are dogs and cows in the road, and crazy driving. I’ve arrived.”

She has not arrived at her journey’s end, rather Jo has rocked up to her ashram.

Jo heads to a “tree graveyard”. She is saluting Project Greenhands, which raises awareness for environmental issues.

Says Jo of the jet plane:

“I plant a little tree. It’s good to know I’ve given a plant life.”

Then a vignette that stands repeating. Green Jo is now in a car:

“…we pass a little old lady whose bent double as she shuffles along the road. Her flip-flops are worn through so I take off mine and give them to her. Her face lights up. It’s puts life into perspective for me. A pair of flip-flops means nothing to me, but to her they mean everything.”

Although a lift would be nice.

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Posted: 28th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tara Palmer-Tomkinson’s New Book And Other Nasal Extracts In Bali

tara pt Tara Palmer Tomkinsons New Book And Other Nasal Extracts In Bali TARA Palmer-Tomkinson wants to show you Hello! readers her new villa in Bali: Villa Tara. It’s a slice of heaven, with simple foreigners happy to serve the white lady:

“Every day the Balinese staff, who are the most gentle and joyous people, come in with offerings and make a little temple and bless the villa.”

It’s much the same among the gentle people of London who tend to Old Mr Anorak’s every whim without complaint and ever a smile. But London can be mean place if you have the wrong staff, says TP-T:

“It gets very wearing, feeling like you are picked on every time you go out.”

Can the showbiz pals help you, Tara?

“The day those pictures were published (of TP-T’s cocaine-damaged nose), my dear friend Rupert Everett called me up and said, ‘Come on, TP. Come out to dinner.’ He’s such a love, Rupert. We’re very alike in many ways; he has a vulnerability, a fragility and, like me, he’s been through a lot. I as wailing down the phone, ‘It’s not true – my nose hasn’t fallen off!’”

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Posted: 28th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (11) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Peter Andre’s Mysterious Girl Smells Of Sweat And Touch Eclat

mysterious girl perfume Peter Andres Mysterious Girl Smells Of Sweat And Touch Eclat PETER Andre has heard the comments and launched his new fragrance Mysterious Girl.

Peter has already brought to market his scents Conditional and Unconditional.

As Peter knows, as we age our odour changes. The smell of nutmeg and warm butter in newborns fades to antiseptic cream and pencil lead in our childhood, which gives over to dried emissions in our adolescents and then unlaundered sheets in our twenties.

One day Peter will bring us the small of bottled cat’s wee and cabbage in Penzions. But for now it is Mysterious Girl, a scent “inspired” by Peter’s song of that name.

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Posted: 28th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Chloe Mafia Look Alike Gallery: Brazt And Twatz

CHLOE Heald, aka Chloe Mafia, is the nation’s sweetheart. The star discovered on the X Factor is now moved on to better things. But what about anyone looking to be a Chloe Mafia impersonator? Well, here are some contenders – people and things that look like Our Chloe. Featuring: Jodie Marsh, Ralph Little, Alice Cooper, a Yorkshire Terrier, Yasmin Brazt and…

Posted: 27th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Demi Moore And Ashton Kutcher Twitter Bedroom Pictures

kutcher moore Demi Moore And Ashton Kutcher Twitter Bedroom PicturesDAVID Beckham and Her Poshness could learn from Demi Moore, the Hollywood star embroiled in an allegation that her husband Ashton Kutcher has cheated on her with a Brittney Jones.

David Beckham’s Women – Alleged

Beckham goes for the lawyers and the cash in a bid to squash Irma Nici’s unproven claims that she shagged him. Moore and Kutcher Tweet a photo of themselves celebrating their anniversary in bed.

Thank you for all the anniversary wishes!! Enjoying a day lounging around watching “Breaking Bad” Great show

Irma Nici Photos

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Posted: 27th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Chloe Mafia’s This Morning Interview: Nation’s Sweetheart Chloe Heald Speaks Out

chloe mafia4 Chloe Mafias This Morning Interview: Nations Sweetheart Chloe Heald Speaks OutCHLOE Mafia, the nation’s sweetheart is on This Morning. Says the women with the backstory of Jade Goody, the cocaine-encrusted nose of Kerry Katona, the style of Katie Price, the hair of an excitable Yorkshire terrier and tattoos classier than Cheryl Cole’s:

“No, right, this is the situation. I have never taken money for sex, that’s not what I do. What I do is called paid to party, where you get paid to go out with a group of people do dancing, do different things, you do not sleep with anyone for money, that’s not the situation. If they wanted that, they would just call it an escort agency.”

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Posted: 27th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Chloe Mafia: Nation’s Sweetheart Is Mum Of The Year (Photos)

chloe mafia sexy Chloe Mafia: Nations Sweetheart Is Mum Of The Year (Photos) CHLOE Mafia, the X Factor star – the nation’s sweetheart – is on This Morning. Chloe, aka Chloe Heald, is longer on the show she has outgrown. You can meet her, allegedly, in an orgy in Leeds.

Mafia is talking with Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby. It’s hard not to feel for her.

Phil says she is the “most talked about X Factor contestant ever”.

Says Chloe: “I always wanted to be a singer and I just felt it would be an easy route to go down.”

Philip Schofield leans forward, pauses, gathers himself, and says that there is a “huge amount of responsibility and professionalism” that X Factor contestants need to show.

You might well laugh, readers. Er, Phil, they are amateur signers on a telly show – well, most of them (read about Katie Waissel here). Their duty is to entertain. And Chloe Mafia is entertaining.

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Posted: 27th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Vivian Mackerrell Was Withnail In Withnail And I: Photos

vivienne mackerell Vivian Mackerrell Was Withnail In Withnail And I: PhotosVIVIAN Mackerrell was the inspiration for the character Withnail in the film Withnail and I. Mackerrell was a resting actor who once lived in Camden, London, with Withnail writer and director Bruce Robinson.

Mackerrell is to be the subject of a biography by Colin Bacon. He’s found some photos of his muse. Says he:

“For a time it looked like Vivian would do well. He got two or three good parts and there was certainly something about him.”

Mackerrell died of throat cancer aged 51. His final words before he died were:

“Give me a f*cking pre-med you f*ckers, I’m a personal friend of Sir Lancelot Spratt.”

Which he was…


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Posted: 25th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Orange RockCorps Albert Hall Show Photos: Pendulum And Plan B Defy Cynics

WE went to the Orange RockCorps show at the Royal Albert Hall to see Ben Drew aka Plan B, Dappy and Tulisa of N-Dubz, Mark Ronson, Taio Cruz and Pendulum. The concerts defy cynicism. You can’t buy a ticket. You can’t win a ticket. You have to earn a ticket giving 4 hours to a charity. The grandstanding corporation wins. The charity wins. The bands win. And the fans win. We get the photos:

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Mark Ronson (left) and The Business INTL performing at the Orange RockCorps concert at the Royal Albert Hall, west London.

Posted: 25th, September 2010 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Irma Nici’s Facebook Photos And Other Missing Crucial Details

hunt irma nici Irma Nicis Facebook Photos And Other Missing Crucial DetailsIRMA Nici, the prostitute who says she had sex with David Beckham, has a website that charges 63p for every photo of her. The Daily Express says the site might be a “global money-making scam”.

Any facts? “Web expert” Tony Dyhouse from something called QinetiQ says:

“Of course there is the possibility that this website is genuine and that Ms Nici is cashing in as much as she can.”

Yep, That might be it. Or:

“But a lot could be hidden behind its facade, such as an organised crime ring, trying to get personal details from users.”

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Posted: 24th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0