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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

The Daily Mail invades Julia Roberts’ grief for her dead mother

Julia Roberts’ mother has died. Roberts is an actress. Her mother wasn’t. Her mother was not a public figure. This is a moment of private grief for a private person. So. How does the Daily Mail report it:

 

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Posted: 20th, February 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


First drafts: ‘Fifty Shits of Grey’

Shit First Drafts has “found a couple of drafts of the Fifty

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Posted: 13th, February 2015 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The worst clickbait headline ever – you’ll think journalism is dead when you see this!

Clickbait journalism is the current trend. The newspapers realise that brand loyalty means nothing. It’s all about the instant hit. So. The Independent looks for a topic riding high on the news cycle. It spots Bobbi Kristina. It sheds crocodile

Posted: 12th, February 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


What would you pay to see Charles Manson dead?

It turns out that Afton Elaine Burton, aka Star, only wanted killer Charles Manson for his body. She’s marry him then keep him for ever.

Daniel Simone says  Burton and one Craig Hammond

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Posted: 11th, February 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Donald Trump’s hair style will make him President

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Donald Trump says his hair tsunami is real. Barbara Walters and Joan Rivers have both touched the hair on the telly. And still the rumours persists that Donald’ Trump’s hair is real but real what?

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Posted: 10th, February 2015 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


America ignores the Baftas in favour of the American Dance Institute’s New Choreography awards

What does America think of the Baftas, the British Academy of Film and Television Arts awards? A look at the New York Times tells us the anwer is not very much. Or nothing.

One night after British acting’s AGM, and

Posted: 9th, February 2015 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Method-one acting: EastEnders’ John Altman says dope, LSD, cocaine, opium were better than alcohol

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EASTENDERS actor John Altman is from the method-one school of acting. Speaking to the Sun , Atlman, who played EastEnders nasty Nick (think middle-aged Sid Vicious without the charm) “revealed he once took heroin, just like his

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Posted: 8th, February 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Dad handmakes a David Bowie doll to surprise his 7-year-old daughter

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We love dolls, or action figures (as you macho lads call them). We’ve seen the weirdest celebrity dolls of all time. We’ve seen dead dolls . And we’ve spliced and diced more Barbies then you can shake a nagging

Posted: 6th, February 2015 | In: Film, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


50 Shades of Grey was made with Lego in mind: video

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The clunking dialogue. The ability to fold yourself in half and turn your partner into an origami swan. The hands made for w***ing and clutching a ‘martial

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Posted: 6th, February 2015 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


American Sniper: Bradley Cooper’s Slipknot drive to remake news as entertainment

 

In making American Sniper , Bradley Cooper transformed into Chris Kyle , hero of the Clint Eastwood movie about the late Navy SEAL:

“Walsh added that Cooper didn’t just use his workouts to create the right look for the

Posted: 3rd, February 2015 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ghostbusters: First peek at new all-female Ghostbusters movie

The news Ghostbusters movie is an all-female affair. It’s going to be fan-tastic. Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray were at the top of their games when the first Ghostbusters film hit the big screens. But who needs them when you

Posted: 1st, February 2015 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Bobbi Kristina Brown: Roswell Police Department make the link

The daughter of late American singer Whitney Houston has been found unresponsive in a bathtub in a home in Georgia, US police say.

The BBC adds:

Bobbi Kristina Brown, 21, was found by her husband and a friend, police said.

Posted: 31st, January 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Topless Chelsea Handler makes the Middle East war sexually arousing

 

Chelsea Handler has sat topless on a naked camel. It’s a statement, Handler says:

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Posted: 31st, January 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Je Suis Charlie Hebdo But…: Amal Clooney argues for a limit to free speech

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Compare and contrast the views of Amal Clooney, wife to actor George Clooney.

On January 11 2015, Amal was at the 72nd Golden Globes, an acting AGM at the Beverly Hilton Hotel.

 

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She sported a “Je Suis

Posted: 28th, January 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Loredana Chivu says her Playboy photos drove father to suicide

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The Sun has news of pneumatic  Playboy model Loredana Chivu (as seen above):

Playboy model’s dad killed himself after daughter’s nude shoot

Really?

A PLAYBOY model has revealed her father killed himself after she stripped off for a naked

Posted: 28th, January 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ghostbusters re-sexed: classive movie reworked as feminist message

Hollwyood has run dry of ideas when you get the third film Ghostsbusters made with an all-female cast. The Hollywood Reporter notes:

Melissa McCarthy, who was already in talks for one of the leads, has signed on for the

Posted: 28th, January 2015 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Morgan Freeman nails Black History Month and ends racism, just like Rosa Parks and her fried chicken did

Morgan Freedman nails Black History M0nth and the obsession with division:

 

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The Republican National Committee has congratulated civil rights hero Rosa Parks for her role in ending racism”.

 

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Meanwhile…over at NBC it’s fried chicken fot all

Posted: 25th, January 2015 | In: Celebrities, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Celebrity Big Brother: The Sun’s Katie Hopkins gets naked on Chegwin’s Channel 5

Celebrity Big Brother is making news in the tabloids. In the Sun and Star (now the only paper for topless stunnas watch those readership figures soar!). Both papers have a league table of how the housemates are getting along.

Posted: 20th, January 2015 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Fantastic! Ray Charles tries to get arrhythmic and tone-deaf English kids to sing ‘Hit the Road Jack’ in 1964

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Fantastic! Ray Charles tries to get arrhythmic and tone-deaf English kids to sing ‘Hit the Road Jack’ , 1964.

It’s from the film Ballad in Blue . Yeah. These were the better kids (when they hit the high

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Posted: 19th, January 2015 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


‘You classist gimp’: Read James Bunt’s wonderful letter to Chris Bryant MP

Labour Party Conference - Day Three Labour MP Chris Bryant (Edu. Cheltenham College)told the  Guardian  that arts should

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Posted: 19th, January 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Celebrity Big Brother is TV’s moral compliance show: only the most intolerant survive

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Big Brother should come with an “Approved by the Ministry for Morals” sticker. The good get to win; the bad get to lose. The bigots are shunned and mocked; the enlightened get loved and panto.

This series has seen

Posted: 19th, January 2015 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A day in the life of Philippe Starck: the square oyster omelette and sex in a white truffle

A day in the life of Philippe Starck, as told to the Times :

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Posted: 14th, January 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Big Brother racism: Ken Morley needs to get cancer and jihad if he wants to be an anti-racist

Racism. It’s big news. The Daily Mirror  leads with it. No. not the top story about Islamists murdering Jews in Paris.

That story is that Hayat Boumeddiene was filmed at Istanbul Airport as she headed to Syria.

Turkey’s Foreign Minister

Posted: 13th, January 2015 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Big Brother: ‘pervy’ Ken Morley never did call anyone ‘Chalky’ nor appear on Television X

Celebrity Big Brother got rid of Jeremy Jackson for “allegedly trying to grope Chloe Goodman in the house loo”. And like you we have no idea who is is, either. Big Brother has now expelled Ken

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Posted: 12th, January 2015 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0