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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Your chance to own David Bowie’s teeth (with in-depth analysis)

Dental artist Jessine Hein has created dentures of David Bowie’s old teeth from acrylics, plaster and acrylic paint. The toothless can now what it feel like to hold, lick and suck on David Bowie’s teeth. This is great news for …

Posted: 6th, January 2015 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madonna uses dead black men to promote her Rebel Heart

If you’re black, famous and dead you can promote Madonna’s new album, Rebel Heart.

 

 

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Posted: 5th, January 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Miley Cyrus in drugs and cider enema shocker

The Sun has shocking news on Miley Cyrus:

 

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Fans of pop music wonder. Can it be true? Can it be that young, rich and famous Miley Cyrus isn’t on drugs, that she actually listens to her music sober?!…

Posted: 4th, January 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Hopkins charged with world’s first murder-by-tweet

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The to-deadline controversialist and internet Aunt Sally Katie Hopkins has said something that, as the BBC notes, “police are examining”.

Follwing news that Scots nurse Paulin Cafferkey was being treated for the Ebola virus, Hopkins stretched her thoughts …

Posted: 2nd, January 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Frenzy: the ‘disgusting’ story of a London serial killer dubbed the ‘Necktie Strangler’

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Hitchcock’s 1972 Frenzy Is One Of The Least Festive Films Ever Made…

The BBC2’s decision to screen Alfred Hichcock’s Frenzy at 12.05am on the second of January, five minutes after the end of the holiday season is brutally appropriate, …

Posted: 31st, December 2014 | In: Film | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Adele splits from Simon: let’s all hate the singer who ‘snubbed’ chugging Bob Geldof

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The Sun’s “exclusive” that Adele and Simon Konecki are no longer an item has been picked up by the other tabloids.

The Sun says:

News of their separate lives comes as Adele, 26, prepares to release the follow-up album

Posted: 28th, December 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Free Speech: Dappers Laughs cannot be killed by the student censors

When Dapper Laughs was booted off the telly for making a rape joke at a club for his paying fans, we thought it a shame. Whan Daniel O’Reilly, for it is he, went on telly to say how sorry he …

Posted: 26th, December 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Music fan tongues radio DJ’s bumhole to win concert tickets live on air

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To Chile, where DJ Paul Hip (“I’m crackers, me”) is giving away tickets to the EDM Mysteryland Festival. the contest is simple: what would you do to get the tickets?

The winner is the woman who offers to stick …

Posted: 22nd, December 2014 | In: Music, NSFW, TV & Radio | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Interview: the best reactions to Sony’s cyber war with North Korea

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Obama and the FBI blame the hacking attacks against Sony Pictures on North Korea. Who knew the DPRK regime was capable? The hacks were triggered by the The Interview, in which two American journalists played by James Franco and …

Posted: 20th, December 2014 | In: Film, Key Posts, News, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mandy Rice-Davies: sex, society and wonderful photos

Mandy Rice-Davies: 21 October 1944 – 18 December 2014.

Mandy Rice-Davies was a central figure in the 1960s Profumo affair. Along with her flatmate Christine Keeler, the scandal brought Harold Macmillan’s government to the edge. It was the story that …

Posted: 19th, December 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mel B: the husband vanishes in The Sun and reappears in The Mirror

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When Mel B was “at death’s door” and unable to judge X-Factor wharblers, the Mirror’s Simopn Boyle said:

The Spice Girl, 39, was in a high dependency unit – a level down from intensive care – with security on

Posted: 17th, December 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


X Factor miracle Mel B rises again as near-death experience hits headlines

Earlier we learned that Mel B has been at death’s door. Had it not been for a driver, she’d be an ex ex-Spice Girl.

The Sun said her huband was missing and  Mel would have died were it not for …

Posted: 14th, December 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


What really happened to X Factor judge Mel B: the driver affair and a magic husband

Mel B – nee Melanie Brown and known later as Scary Spice – is all over the tabloids. The X Factor final is on the tell. And Mel B. one of this show’s judges, is ill.

The Sun has an …

Posted: 14th, December 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sex with Bill Cosby is ‘like necrophilia’ with a white woman

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Bill Cosby’s getting a kicking in the Sun. The headline declares:

Bill Cosby’s hooked on sex with sleeping women

Says who?

Says Dr Charlotte Laws, friend of alleged victim… The Sun can reveal the 77-year-old US sitcom star

Posted: 13th, December 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ray Bradbury: how to burn a book without fire

 

Thought of the day:

“About two years ago, a letter arrived from a solemn young lady telling me how much she enjoyed reading my experiment in space mythology, The Martian Chronicles. But, she added, wouldn’t it be a good

Posted: 13th, December 2014 | In: Books, Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tom Jones get to grips with Paloma Faith’s chest in the BBC Vine Booth (SFW)

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Inside the BBC Vine Booth Paloma Faith and Sir Tom Jones are spinning around:

 

Posted: 12th, December 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Being Stavros: jibes and snides when a 30 stone man enters Mr Gay UK

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Organisors of Mr Gay UK turn on a man for being not the ideal weight. Stavros Louca was robbed:

When Stavros decides to enter the Mr Gay UK beauty pageant nothing goes quite to plan. This is the story

Posted: 12th, December 2014 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


BBC Balls: Star Wars in horrible no news story

What you missed on the BBC:

 

 

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It’; news when the BBC says it is……

Posted: 9th, December 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Grumpy Cat’s £64m fortune is pie in the sky

Grumpy Cat has earned its owner £64m.

Well, so says the Daily Express, which spoke with Grump Cat’s owner Tabatha Bundesen of Morristown, Arizona.

Grumpy Cat, real name Tardar Source “has made £64 million from an array of products, including

Posted: 8th, December 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Oh, yes he did: Lionel Blair is not appearing in panto because all adults are suspected sex criminals

 

Lionel Blair is not appearing in panto. He explains why:

Case one: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang:

 ‘There was this one little boy who used to come up to me every night to give me a hug and in the

Posted: 8th, December 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Why is Benedict Cumberbatch ‘glum’? That question to the paparazzo with his camera on ‘stun’

Why is Benedict Cumberbatch “glum”? The Daily Express tells readers:

Missing Sophie? Benedict Cumberbatch looks glum as he arrives at LAX airport

 

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Posted: 8th, December 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Princess Beatrice implicated in North Korean hacking shocker

Daily_Mirror_8_12_2014Princess Beatrice has been ‘HACKED”.

Not to death. Her phone calls have been recorded. This hacking has to do with her salary.

As the Mirror reports:

Hackers working for North Korea are thought to have been behind the security breach

Posted: 8th, December 2014 | In: Celebrities, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The 22 most marvellous and ridiculous items Burt Reynolds is selling at auction

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Burt Reynolds is selling the 1977 Pontiac Trans Am from Smokey and the Bandit – billed as “maybe the coolest car ever”. It isn’t.  But if that doesn’t take your fancy, Burt Reynolds is clearing out lots of other

Posted: 6th, December 2014 | In: Celebrities, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


God’ll Fix It: when Jimmy Savile confessed to his demons in 1978

Book of the day is the 1979 tome, God’ll Fix It, the divine words of Sir Jimmy Savile.

 

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The chapter How Do I Cope With Sex? , told readers:

Sex at its worst is corruption, as when young

Posted: 3rd, December 2014 | In: Books, Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0