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Celebrities | Anorak - Part 20

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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Casey Batchelor raffles off her new breasts

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The Sun has replaced Page 3 and most of Page 2 with the story on Casey Batchelor, a toppless stunna last seen in public frotting a member of middle-aged boyband Blue on Celebrity Big Brother.

Casey – no … READ ON

Posted: 7th, April 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Joey Essex and Amy Childs woo young Thatcherites

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The Sun has secured two people to speak up for “hard-working Brits”. Miners, carehome workers, northerners, Jeremy Clarkson’s dry-cleaner and Kim Kardashian’s depilators were vusy, so they found the next best workaholics: Joey Essex and Amy Childs off TV’s … READ ON

Posted: 6th, April 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Passsive-aggressive bragging from Ben Fogle in the Sunday Times

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The Sunday Times‘ “Relative Values” feature focues on famous relations. This week, the paper looks at TV presenter Ben Fogle and his father, Bruce. It features one of the most wonderful epsisode of passive-aggresive bragging we’ve seen for … READ ON

Posted: 5th, April 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Lucille Ball Statue Is Utterly Horrific

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Do you love Lucille Ball? If you do, then you can join the Facebook page ‘We Love Lucy! Get Rid of this Statue‘. The Lucille Ball bronze statue lurks in Memorial Park Celoron, N.Y.

It is terrifying. … READ ON

Posted: 4th, April 2015 | In: Celebrities, Reviews | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Texas trooper must undergo counselling after posing for photo with Snoop Dogg

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TO TEXAS, where Snoop Dogg is in company of a police officer. Snoop’s not under arrest. He’s at the South by Southwest festival in Austin to entertain.

The officer of the law is one Billy Spears. Snoop Dogg has … READ ON

Posted: 4th, April 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Peter Dinklage the sex symbol: Tyron Lannister is a busty Cosplay star

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It takes a lot of strapping to turn Peter Dinklage into Games of Thrones’ hero Tyrion Lannister.

Peter, a buxom 32D, is rarely seen as nature intended to let his acting do the talking.

 

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Spotter: GeekologieREAD ON

Posted: 3rd, April 2015 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


AMY: Watch the trailer for the Amy Winehouse documentary

 

Amy Winehouse was brilliant.  When she died age 27 she left behind too little music.

AMY is the documentary to her short life.

 

 

This trailer features the line:

“I don’t think I’m going to be at all

READ ON

Posted: 2nd, April 2015 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A new highpoint for Twitter: Russell Crowe narrates the story of The Hat

On Twitter, those of you sitting comfortably enjoyed @russellcrowe narrating the tale of The Hat.

For the rest of, you can read Crowe’s story here.

The story begins at the bottom. Read up from the moment the rosy-fingered dawn breaks…… READ ON

Posted: 28th, March 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Zayn Malik: sex, drugs and other reasons he left One Direction

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We’ve heard many reasons why Zayn Malik left One Direction: he wanted their next song to be about crystal meth; he realised that depsite the money and the fame One Direction isn’t a proper band; he bought a second

READ ON

Posted: 27th, March 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Russell Brand is the thinking girl’s sound Prospect at 30

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The Daily Star reports that Russell Brand is the “fourth most imporant thinker”. Well so says “upmaket magazine” Prospect. Brand’s aim is to be entertaining. And he is. His flowery language to espouse whatever Left-wing claptrap he’s just … READ ON

Posted: 26th, March 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Watch Aretha Franklin sing ‘RESPECT’ in 1970 live at the Antibes Jazz Festival

 

Today Aretha Franklin turns 73.

Back in 1970, the ‘Queen of Soul’ prefomed her her version of Otis Redding’s 1965 song Respect at the 11th Antibes Juan-Le-Pins Jazz Festival.

In New York on Valentine’s Day, 1967, Franklin and … READ ON

Posted: 25th, March 2015 | In: Celebrities, Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


One Direction: Eleanor Calder puts her hair in a ponytail and Louis Tomlinson in her memory closet

Meet Eleanor Calder. Who she? Well, she is the ex-loved to One Direction singer Louis Tomlinson. Today’s Eleanor’s on the cover of the Daily Star. “Pain is etched on her face” after Louis was pictured kissing a “half-naked mystery … READ ON

Posted: 23rd, March 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


IVF: An Elton John study in conformism that goes against human nature

 

How does an orthodoxy take hold? When designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana shared their views on love, sex, romance, gay marriage, children, IVF babies and children of same-sex couples the media and celebrity voices united in condeming them, … READ ON

Posted: 17th, March 2015 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Reviews | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Elton John kicks Dolce & Gabbana out of the gay community centre

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Whoah! Put that down that Floral Jacquard Waistcoat and Bolero Jacket with Trimming (£3,300.00)! Think on. Anyone ready to buy that or a Dolce & Gabbana T-shirt (RRP. £445) should first know that Elton John says you must not. … READ ON

Posted: 15th, March 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Blurred Lines: The Sugar Hill Gang’s Rapper’s Delight is The Ketchup Song

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Blurred Lines: a look at songs that sound very much like other songs. Let’s look at the Sugar Hill Gang’s Rapper’s Delight and the Ketchup Song (Asereje) by Las Ketchup.

First up, the Gang and that catchy beat:… READ ON

Posted: 15th, March 2015 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madonna accuses BBC Radio 1’s 49-year-old music chief of ageism

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Madonna accuses BBC Radio 1 of “discriminatory and unfair” behaviour for failing to play her latest song, Living For Love. The song failed to make the station’s playlist, which dictates its most-played songs. The BBC says this had led to … READ ON

Posted: 12th, March 2015 | In: Music, TV & Radio | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jeremy Clarkson suspended over fracas following hullabloo, brouhaha and imbroglio

 

Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson is on gardening leave. He’s been suspended by the BBC “following a fracas” with a producer. Yes, a fracas. Not a brouhaha. Not a kerfuffle. And most certainly neither an imbroglio nor a tawdry … READ ON

Posted: 10th, March 2015 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Fantastic Trip Advisor comments on The Beatles Abbey Road crossing

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Phil Lucas spots comment on The Beatles Abbey Road crossing:

Although iconic, the Abbey Road zebra crossing has always been just a working crossing. Hasn’t stopped Trip Advisor.

Although iconic, the Abbey Road zebra crossing has always been just a working crossing. Hasn’t stopped Trip Advisor.READ ON

Posted: 10th, March 2015 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Indie band Ex Cops open letter to McDonald’s who asked them to play for burgers during SXSW

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Happy day for Amalie Bruun and Brian Harding. The pop duo known as Ex Cops are invited to play at the Austin, Texas, SXSW. It would be just great. Think of the exposure. Think of the fans. Don’t … READ ON

Posted: 7th, March 2015 | In: Key Posts, Music, The Consumer | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hilarious highlights from Kanye West’s speech to Oxford students

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Pouty rapper and current holder of Kim Kardashian’s bum breasts Kanye West has been talking to the Oxford Guild Business Society.

The talk features one question from the audience, which he didn’t answer. Your question might
have been, “Who … READ ON

Posted: 4th, March 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Someone is selling Jerry Garcia’s severed finger

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You can buy Jerry Garcia’s severed fingers. and the owner will toss in a FREE glass and FREE brine.

Craigslist user ‘Matt’ has more on the Grateful Dead singer’s digit (condition: ‘good’):

I am selling Jerry Garcia’s severed finger to

READ ON

Posted: 4th, March 2015 | In: Celebrities, Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Arsenal: Daily Mail sticks the boot into Brooklyn Beckham and his brothers

Any child of David and Victoria Beckham will want for nothing save talent. You can fake it in the world of fashion and pop music, but in sport, there is no auto-tune or PR-wrangling to make the mundane appear masterful.… READ ON

Posted: 3rd, March 2015 | In: Arsenal, Celebrities, Sports | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jack Chick: One Man’s Comic-Book Crusade For Humanity

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Are you worried about the growing menace of the Homosexual-Catholic-Islamic-Satanist-Masonic-Alien conspiracy to promote evolutionism, fornication, pornography, pornography, paedophilia, pop music, alcohol and drugs?

 

 

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No?

Well in that … READ ON

Posted: 2nd, March 2015 | In: Books, Celebrities, Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Facebook autofills Cliff Richard’s’ description on official profile to include the ‘police’

Sir Cliff Richard is mired by allegations of sex crimes. He’s not been arrsted. And he denies any wrongdoing. But the papers have got their teeth into him. The tabloids all lead with the perma-tanned singer. And on social … READ ON

Posted: 26th, February 2015 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jimmy Savile and his brother raped the living and dead in Stoke Mandeville

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Jimmy Savile, formerly Sir Jimmy Savile in life, is all over the news.

The Sun says “Savile abused 63 people at Stoke Mandeville hospital”.

This is fact. There are no inverted commas around any part of it.The Sun then … READ ON

Posted: 26th, February 2015 | In: Celebrities, Reviews | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0