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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Shoeless Amy Winehouse Shows Her Respect For Victoria Beckham

amy-winehouse-posh.jpg“POSH: I WANT YOU TO FAINT!” says the Star, words hung above a picture of Victoria Beckham applying mascara, to her eyes.

The Spice Girls, of which Vicky is one fifth, or perhaps a seventh if you approach from alternative …

Posted: 3rd, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jordan, Harvey And Cheap Shots In Heat And OK!

celebrity-magazine.jpg“FURY OVER JIBE AT JORDAN’S SON!” says the Sunday Express.

The news: a picture in Heat magazine of Katie Andre pulling disabled and blind son Harvey towards her gigantic Jordans came equipped with a sticker bearing the legend “Harvey wants …

Posted: 2nd, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Common People: Sharon Osbourne And Ozzy Present Brit Awards

ozzy-osbourne.jpgWITH the fans – and sons and daughters of record executives – kept apart from their pop heroes by bouncers, limousine and wire, we read with some joy that this season’s Brit Awards will be presented by Sharon Osbourne and …

Posted: 30th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


David Beckham Labours In Nicole Kidman’s New Film

david-beckham-phone-1.pngDAVID Beckham’s post-football career is causing Nicole Kidman to make notes.

Advertising perfumes and mobile phones is just fine if you are as jobbing footballer with match sweat to wash away and agents to call. But can a non-playing Beckham …

Posted: 30th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Stephen King, TMZ, Britney Spears And Pakistan

stephen-king.jpgAS Tabloid Baby writes from LA on Stephen King, Britney Spears and Pakistan:

Novelist Stephen King went after the mainstream media for following the lead of the corporate porn-pushing gossip site TMZ.com in covering inconsequential Britney Spears and Kanye West

Posted: 29th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


There Goes Lewis Hamilton And Naomi Campbell

naomi-campbell.jpgLEWIS Hamilton is with Naomi Campbell.

Lewis is one of our “best loved sportsmen” (see all media), whereas Ms Campbell once topped a poll for the Most Hated Person is Britain and is famed for throwing hissy fits and telephones.…

Posted: 29th, November 2007 | In: Back pages, Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


David Beckham’s Waxing On The Wane

biggins.jpgWITH David Beckham nearing the end of his football playing career, the world of waxing needs a new spokesman.

Step forward Chris Biggins, the I’m A Celebrity jungle camper. Says he, as heard by the Sun: “I sugar. It’s a …

Posted: 29th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lily Allen Thought Of The Day

TODAy Lily Allen says in the Mirror: “Of course I’m not going to retire. This was the biggest joke in my life and I just cannot believe people would actually believe this junk. I talk crap all the time…”

Lily …

Posted: 29th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Perez Hilton: Show Me Your Celebrity Porn And…

perez-hilton.jpgTHE Perez Hilton blog features the image of a celebrity’s penis. “You can Photoshop it all you want, honey. We know you have a puny peen!” says the “influential” blogger.

(Journalists like to think of Perez Hilton as being “influential” …

Posted: 28th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


JR Shot Her: Britney Spears Is Pregnant

britney-spears-pregnant.jpgOVER in the US, In Touch Weekly magazine reports that Britney Spears is with child.

Not Preston or Jayden, obviously – Unfitney is a nickname earned by matters of recorded testimony.

Britney is with an embryonic Spears – an inner …

Posted: 28th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hollywood’s Most Hated: Paris Hilton Hates…

donald-trump.jpg“WHO HATES WHO IN HOLLYWOOD!” says the National Enquirer’s front page. It’s “ALL NEW”.

It has the makings of a regular feature, and one that should prove to be popular.

There are pictures of Oprah Winfrey, Kid Rock, Paris Hilton, …

Posted: 28th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, National Enquirer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spice Girls: Victoria Beckham’s Past It Double

victoria-beckhams-breasts.jpgTHE Spice Girls are reforming and the Mirror spots them at the Dancing With The Stars show, USA.

“TOUR HAS BEEN TANGO’D,” says the paper. And we look at the pictures of Sporty, Posh, Baby and Geri and wonder that …

Posted: 28th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lily Allen: Thought For The Day, By Black Eyed Peas

LILY Allen thought of the day, from Black Eyed Peas Will.I.Am: “I have a crush on Lily Allen. I met her before very briefly. She’s cute. Yeah… I’d like to see her again.”

Will.I.Am was in conversation with the Daily …

Posted: 28th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Um Bonko: Sex In The I’m A Celebrity Jungle

im-a-celebrity.jpg“CELEBS CAUGHT HAVING SEX IN JUNGLE – Hot scenes ITV dare not show.”

Some confusion on the Star’s front page where the shocker that stars in the I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! clearing are scaring the creatures is …

Posted: 28th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Amy Winehouse Is… Troubled-Sad-The Rehab Singer

amy-winehouse-no-no-no.pngAMY Winehouse has cancelled her tour, or “pulled the plug” as the Times notes on its front page.

Winehouse is “sad” (Times), “Miss” (Mail), “Troubled” (Star, Express and Sun), “The Rehab singer” (Mirror), and the American “Wreckamess” (Disney’s TMZ website).…

Posted: 28th, November 2007 | In: Broadsheets, Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Why Victoria Beckham Reformed The Spice Girls

WANT to know why “Victoria Beckham reformed the Spice Girls”? The Sun asks the question.

The Spice Girls were and still are the pop feminists that set out to show girls and curious boys that if you really, really want …

Posted: 27th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


I’m A Celebrity Fixed It For Janice Dickinson

antanddec.jpgTHIS season’s I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! is following the well-trod steps of reality shows past.

The Star brings news of the obligatory betting scandal. In “JANICE JUNGLE BET FIX”, readers get the front-page news that a gambling …

Posted: 27th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Chantelle’s Celebrity Legend: New Boobs, New Man, New Life

chantelle-jodi-marsh.jpg“CHANTELLE: New Boobs, new man, new life.”

So says the Star on its front page, words equipped with a picture of former Celebrity Big Brother winner turned celebrity Chantelle Houghton.

Chantelle is pictured in black knickers with pink spots. Her …

Posted: 27th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lily Allen Fact Of The Day

Lily Allen Fact Of The Day: “I found out about three months ago. I have been asthmatic all my life but this was really quite scary….Now I make sure I work out three times a week. And I don’t hold …

Posted: 27th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Russell Brand: The Stuffed Elvis And Me

russellbrand.JPGLOOKING over the eBay website, the Star happens upon Russell Brand’s pet mouse. Given Mr Brand’s brand of humour, we would appear to be on the verge of an urban legend.

For now, though, know that Elvis, the presenter’s former …

Posted: 26th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Malibu Fires And Jennifer Aniston’s Arctic Pain

leonardo-dicaprio.jpgIT is the Third Rule of Tabloid Journalism that any disaster should contain a celebrity angle.

The Bangladesh floods and the Darfur massacres would lead the news converge if only Kerry Katona could be persuaded to dispense own-brand ketchup to …

Posted: 26th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lily Allen Fact Of The Day

LILY Allen fact of the day: “Pop starlet Lily Allen plans to make only one more album – so she can retire at 25 and keep pigs.”…

Posted: 26th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Amy Winehouse’s Ugly Truths On Show

amy-winehouse-clones.jpgAMY Winehouse: “With smeared make-up, tattoos, cigarette clenched between her teeth she looks a long way from one of the UK’s most successful performers.”

Indeed, the Mail’s customary shot of Winehouse is of a mode usually reserved for an exposé, …

Posted: 26th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Britney Spears’ Two For One Chinese Children Deal

britney-spears-driving.jpg“BRITNEY Spears to adopt Chinese twins,” says the News of The World.

Once was the time when a celebrity would adopt a new look, a panda bear in a Zoo or a technique with grilled food.

Now they adopt people. …

Posted: 25th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mr Amy Winehouse In The Big House: A Play

amy-winehouse-3.jpgA COURTHOUSE in London Town where chartered surveyors’ practice Blake Fielder-Civil is up before the Beak. In the throng, his wife, popular chanteuse Amy Winehouse

Blake Fielder-Civil, Mr Amy Wienhouse (mouthed): “You all right? You OK?”

Winehouse: “Yes”

The

Posted: 24th, November 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0