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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

The Blonde Map of Europe: Princess Diana, Madeleine McCann, Britney Spears, Heather Mills

blondes.jpgTHE Blonde Map of Europe: Princess Diana, Madeleine McCann, Britney Spears, Heather Mills and Anne Darwin: “According to this map – and if you really believe that blondes have less brains –a nasty fall like that is more …

Posted: 11th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Amy Winehouse Is Karl Lagerfeld’s Fashion Line

amy-winehouse-erin.jpgHAVING heard Amy Winehouse’s mum have a quiet word with her daughter via the pages of the News of the World, it is now the turn to Amy’s father Mitch to speak out.

While “Ma” administers an intravenous “steaming …

Posted: 10th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Perez Hilton On Perez Hilton

PEREZ Hilton – celebrity blogger gone native – is talking about his favouite thing: Perez Hilton:

“Why do I think I’m so popular?” He stifles a yawn, teetering backwards in his chair like a truculent schoolboy.

“Well, I think a

Posted: 10th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


More Celebrities To The Pound In The Daily Telegraph

rachelweiss.jpgNO one could ever accuse the Daily Telegraph of short-changing its readers when it comes to pictures of young women with prominent cleavages.

In fact, when the day comes for the paper to raise its cover price to 100 pence, …

Posted: 10th, December 2007 | In: Broadsheets, Celebrities | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Boom And Bust: Aguilera, Lopez And Berry Get This Season’s Look

jennifer-lopez-1.gif“CELEBRITY baby boom,” announces the front-page of first magazine – “first for being first!”.

There are pictures of actresses Cate Blanchett and Halle Berry, and chanteuse Christina Aguilera. But three celebrities being pregnant at one time does not a boom …

Posted: 10th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Angelina Jolie Sees Las Vegas Man Badly Beaten

hatton.jpgA MAN lies on the ground. His face is bruised and bloodied. His eyes shut. He is British. It is Saturday night in Las Vegas.

And the impression is that the City of Sin is a tanned version of Blackpool …

Posted: 10th, December 2007 | In: Back pages, Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Juilette Lewis On Brad Pitt’s Trend-Setting ‘Little Brad’

brad_pitt_.jpgTHE National Enquirer’s Mike Walker spots Juilette Lewis, former love to Brad Pitt.

Says she: “After playing a rockin’ set with her band at club Chop Suey in Seattle… Juliette Lewis – who was hot ‘n heavy with hunky Brad

Posted: 9th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, National Enquirer | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Amy Winehouse’s Mum Writes Her A Letter And Posts It In The Tabloids

AMY Winehouse. Can you hear me, it’s mum?

“Dear Amy,

“I HOPE you understand why I’m writing this. We have spoken recently but many people will wonder why I haven’t run down to whatever hotel you’re staying in, scooped you

Posted: 9th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Marc Bannerman’s How To Celebroty Guide, Free With The News Of The World

marc-bannerman.jpg“MARC Bannerman’s hooker and cocaine shame,” announces the News of the World.

It’s all to be expected. Celebrities appear on reality TV to show the world the real them. They will then enlarge upon the real them in Celebrities On

Posted: 9th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jordan Intruder Makes Katie Price Shake

katieprice.jpg“JORDAN STALKER TERROR,” says the Star.

How you read that headline is most likely dependent on how you view Jordan: with horror or a deep yearning. Is the stalker or Jordan being terrorised?

The news is that “busty” Katie Price …

Posted: 7th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Amy Winehouse Nose

THE Star (“Amy Winenose”), Mirror (“WINE & NOSES”), and the Sun (“AMY POWDERS HER NOSE”) all lead with news of the inner happenings of Amy Winehouse’s nose.

It is not known what drug Ms Winehouse is on, if indeed she …

Posted: 7th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Daily Mail’s Paul Dacre And Faye Dunaway: A Study

eyes1.jpgCONTINUING the Daily Mail’s “Old Women – Why Do They Stare?!” series of exposes, readers are invited to look at Faye Dunaway’s face (“film star looks”) and then study her hands (“hands don’t match her seemingly youthful face”).…

Posted: 7th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madonna Looks To Adopt Her Little Princess

madonna-and-child.jpgWITH little David Banda Twist established in the London home of New Age Jew Madonna, the feelers are out for a sister.

“Please can I have some more?” says Madonna, the Sun reporting that she has instructed her aides to …

Posted: 7th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Intimately Moments With Victoria Beckham And David

intimately-beckham-night.jpg“VICTORIA,” says OK! magazine’s cover page. “WORLD EXCLUSIVE – SHOCKING WORDS AND NEW PICTURES.”

For afficionados of Victoriana, a second headline: “GERI’S A NUTTER AND DAVID’S SO GRUMPY.”

Queen Victoria was famously married to a German and was alive when …

Posted: 5th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, OK! | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Amy Winehouse And Pete Doherty Are The Ones That We Want

arthur_mullard.jpg LISTEN out pop fans for Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty’s version of Arthur Mullard and Hylda Baker’s hit “You’re The One That I Want” (originally from the movie Grease).

Readers of a vintage will recall that at the height of …

Posted: 5th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nigella Lawson’s Pig Lard Or Goose Lard

Sir, It is all well and good to build up a celebrity only for the rug to be whipped away at the apogee of achievement – I refer, of course, to the VIP’s appearance on Deal Or No Deal Celebrity …

Posted: 5th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jade Goody: Bono And Me

jig.jpgJADE Goody’s re-entry into celebrity society requires careful planning. She can either: a) marry an Indian; b) eat an Indian; c) return to the tried-and-tested Jade Goody brand and be thick.

So here’s Jade in a Dublin bar. A man …

Posted: 5th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Dear Marc Bannerman: A Note From Sarah Matravers

sarah-matravers.jpgONE thing even better than being a reality TV star is being the spurned lover of a reality TV star.

Victimhood is the preferred route for many fame hungry celebs – see: “I was bullied”; “I was edited to look …

Posted: 4th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Grazia | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Britney Spears And Her ‘Diddy Men’

ken-dodd.jpgTHE Enquirer invites us within “BRIT’S CRAZY HOUSE!”

We will learn of “her double-locked secret room”, her “Cinderella obsession”; “what she keeps in the candy dish.”

The Enquirer risks spoiling the guessing game by whispering “pink handcuffs, ceiling mirrors & …

Posted: 4th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, National Enquirer | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nicole Richie And Joel Madden Sign Up

nicole-richie.jpgSEE pop star daughter Nicole Richie and pop star Joel Madden in their matching Peter Storm anoraks, with Comfi-Slax and his ‘n’ hers haversacks.

Also note, as the Enquirer does, Nicole and Joel’s his’ n’ hers Juicy Couture leisurewear suits.…

Posted: 4th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, National Enquirer | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Amy Winehouse: A Moving Tribute

amy_winehouse-pretty.jpg“AS a junkie Amy deserves scorn,” says the Mail’s front-page teaser, words illustrated by picture of Amy Winehouse in a red bra, “but surely someone can help this infuriatingly talented singer?”

Mail readers may like to volunteer their services. So …

Posted: 4th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sharon Osbourne On Britney Spears

“I FEEL rally bad for Britney,” says Sharon Osbourne. “She needs to get out of LA and spend some precious time with her family.”

Sage advice from the queen of own-brand ketchup and dog poo. And if the courts allow …

Posted: 4th, December 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lily Allen Quote Of The Day

Lily Allen Quote Of The Day, as told to GQ magazine: “A lot of that stuff I said was because I didn’t feel confident. I felt like, ‘Oh God, I’m short, fat, ugly…and I hate all these people who flaunt …

Posted: 3rd, December 2007 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


When Al Gore Meets Jon Bon Jovi

al-gore-bon-jovi.jpg“JON Bon Jovi has spent two hours with ex-us vice-president Al Gore, fuelling speculation he is planning to run for political office.”

So says the Mirror.

With Sean Penn trumpeting Hugo Chavez, Bono billed a Mr “G9” and Gordon Brown …

Posted: 3rd, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jungle Survivor Janice Dickinson Wants To Eat Dec Up

janice-dickinson-stick-insect.jpgFRESH from the celebrity jungle, Nip ‘n’ Bush Tucker stalwart Janice Dickinson tells Sun readers: “Dec is so hot. I want to put him a thong and play wild games with him. Grrowl!”

Dec is, of course, one smallish part …

Posted: 3rd, December 2007 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0