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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Gareth Gates’ Frosty Reception

gareth-gates.jpgGARETH Gates shows no sign of damage.

Currently appearing in the white chill of televised pro-celebrity ice dancing, Gates is a vision of orange and stretched Lycra.

Gates is vying with the likes of fellow reality TV singer Suzanne Shaw and celebrity duster Angie MacKenzie to see who can be crowed Dancing On Ice champion 2008.

Gates is also doing battle with Linda Lusardi, the Emmerdale actress and former Page 3 stunna, who in reference to her dance partner, told us: “The last thing I want to do is slice his face open with my blade.”

Some detected a thinly veiled threat. Lusardi is in it to win it.

But Gather has seen down bigger challenges. This is the man who slept with Kate Price and her gargantuan Jordans. And lived.

OK! catches up with Gates as he canoodles with his partner. No, not ice dancer Maria Filippov, but wood, carpet and lino dancer Suzanne mole.

Gareth and Suzanne are to be married.

We journey back in time to December 31st. Gareth, a famous stammerer, pops the question. It is 2007. In 2008 the question is popped and Gareth has his answer.

Happy days. Suzanne will have the seven-page OK! photospread any dancer dreams of…

Posted: 23rd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, OK! | Comments (4)


Snorting With Derision At The Amy Winehouse Video

amy-winehouse-paps.jpg“COPS SEIZE OUR AMY DRUG FILM,” announces the Sun, happy to assist our brave Bobbies in their purist of celebrities.

“STAR MAY BE CHARGED.”Amy Winehouse could end up before the Beak for appearing to smoke/snort/dunk something in her own private residence.

What crime she can be accused of should be left to more legal minds than us. But the generally accepted position is that she has corrupted the morals of the nation’s youth and should be made an example of.

We cannot have our celebrities smoking drugs. And if the music industry is awash with drugs – and there are rumours of other singers and degenerate music types partaking in narcotics – the industry should be shut down immediately.

It is time for a music amnesty.

All celebrities should be made clean and whole, lest the impressionable fans think it okay to have talent and spend a sizeable chink of their massive earnings on getting wasted.

We would go further and have all radio stations banned from playing any music produced by anyone thought to have taken drugs, booze, prescription medication, or a combination of all three.

On a happier note, this should facilitate a return to the fore for Teddy, Babs and Joy.

Take ‘em away, The Beverly Sisters…

Posted: 23rd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (6)


Fattening Up On Victoria Beckham’s Slim Pickings

victoriabeckham_eating.jpg“I DON’T CARE IF I’M FAT,” says Victoria Beckham.

And it that’s not enough: “OUR CAR BOOT SALE, MY NEW TV ROLE & PLAYING DOMINOES WITH DEMI MOORE & ASHTON.”

To think that once we masticated on who was Posher – Rebecca Loos, Peterborough United FC (‘The Posh’) or Beckham? La Beckham is know so common that the old debate is akin to working out which Royal is the more useful, Prince Edward or Prince Andrew.

Before we get to Posh, though, OK! announces: “Victoria Beckham is going to be a mum!”
We could interject and say that Posh is already a mum, chiefly to Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz. But to step in and quell the fires of joyous news is rude and common, so we remain mute.

On listening further it turns out that “OK!’s very own soothsayer, Sally Morgan, believes” Posh will get pregnant some time in the future.

Posh may even be pregnant right now. Today! OK! says her Poshness is “fuller in the face”. Posh, it turns out, has “relaxed” her diet of steamed fish and vegetables in favour of bulking up on a diet of brown rice, breach and beans.

Again we hesitate to interrupt. We could argue which is more fattening, diet A or diet A1? But we have still to work out if Anthea Turner or Vanessa Felt would make the better paperweight.

Or, indeed, if Her Poshness would. As the newly hefty Posh says: “If you’re pregnant and you don’t eat then your baby won’t get the goodness. I don’t care if I’m fat.”

More brown rice and to hell with the consequences!

And if the dish repeats – just as OK! repeats the aforesaid quote Posh made in her book Learning To Fly as a front-page headline – hang that too…

Posted: 23rd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Killer Stress At Work And Heath Ledger

heath-ledger.jpg“STRESS at work can be a killer.”

So says the front-page headline on the METRO newspaper, the free rag handed out in various locations of a morning. Or, as the paper puts it: “Metro is publishing phenomenon.”

It may surprise you to know that it comes from the same stable as the Daily Mail.

The story appears alongside a picture of the deceased actor Heath Ledger. Had only Metro been a day earlier in its scoop…

When Anorak Met Heath Ledger

Heath Ledger: Sad News

Posted: 23rd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment


The Britney Spears Economy

britney-spears-money.jpgBRITNEY Spears is said to have earned a $125 million fortune. She rakes in around $737,000 a month. And she makes money for lots of others, too:

A Britney photo garners anywhere from $250 (for a run-of-the-mill shot of her at Starbucks) to $100,000 or more.

The photo agency X17, which has a team trailing her 24-7, estimates that Britney accounts for 30 percent of its revenue: It sold $2.5 million worth of Britney photos in 2007 alone, including $500,000 for its exclusive Bald Britney pics. Competitor Splash News says that Britney accounts for 10 to 15 percent of its business, boosted this year by $200,000 for photos of Britney in a hot tub.

All told, Britney probably makes up a full 20 percent of the paparazzi business.

And:

A celebrity tabloid with Britney Spears on the cover sells 1.28 million newsstand copies, some 33 percent more than the average. Between January 2006 and July 2007, Britney was a cover subject of People, Us Weekly, In Touch, Life & Style, OK!, or Star a total of 175 times in just 78 weeks. During that period, newsstand sales of issues with her on the cover amounted to a staggering $360 million.

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Posted: 23rd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Money | Comments (6)


Amy Winehouse’s Radio Rental Hospital

amy-wino.jpg“AMY RUSHED TO MENTAL HOSPITAL,” says the Star’s front-page headline.

Good luck with that, Amy Winehouse.

Anorak considers itself au fait with the current street jive and wishes Winehouse the very best of British in finding a mental hospital, or, as we used to say a wicked hospital. Cool.

Break a leg, Amy…

Posted: 23rd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment


When Anorak Met Heath Ledger

HEATH Ledger is dead. Sad news.

AGW remembers meeting him: “Because life has a way of developing into a series of bitter twists. I can tell you I remember him from exactly twenty years ago as a boy, with lots of other children, as he stood on the deck of a Tall Ship moored in Challenge Harbour, Fremantle…

Read on

Posted: 23rd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comments (5)


Heath Ledger: Sad News

HEATH Ledger, the Australian-born actor was found dead Tuesday in an apartment in Manhattan with sleeping pills near his body, the police said.

“I had such great hope for him. He was just taking off and to lose his life at such a young age is a tragic loss. My thoughts and prayers are with him and his family.” – Mel Gibson

“What a tragedy. My heart goes out to his family.” – Nicole Kidman

“Heath Ledger was a courageous actor, and a great soul. He gave us the gift of sharing his fearless and beautiful love – of his craft, and of all who worked with him – for which all of us will be eternally grateful.” – Focus Features, producers of Brokeback Mountain

“It was with great sadness that I have learned of the passing of Heath Ledger. It is tragic that we have lost one of our nation’s finest actors in the prime of his life. Heath Ledger’s diverse and challenging roles will be remembered as some of the great performances by an Australian actor.” – Kevin Rudd, Prime Minister of Australia

“This is an unimaginable tragedy. Heath was a true artist, a deeply sensitive man, an explorer, gifted and wise beyond his years. There is no finer person on this earth.” – Todd Haynes, director of I’m Not There

Posted: 23rd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)


The Making And Unmaking Of Amy Winehouse

THE Making And Unmaking Of Amy Winehouse.

Wino. After the jump…

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Posted: 22nd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Tom Cruise Goebbels An Ology In Science

tom-crusie-ology.pngSCIENTOLOGY is, of course, not a real religion, merely a joke on Tom Cruise that has gotten out of hand.

The first recorded mention of Scientology was when Beattie (Maureen Lipman) became agitated that her grandson had got an ‘ology’ in science.

Had Tom Cruise not been watching TV at that moment on that day, Scientology would have been consigned to the dustbin of advertising history, along with the Smash Robots, Buzby and Ted Moult.

Show Me The Ology

But Tom was watching. And we fast forward to the present day where Tom Cruise is a famous Scientologist and being laughed at and ridiculed by millions.

Scientology is not a religion, of course. Real religions demand subservience, for the supplicants to hand over money and be selfless and unquestioning in their dedication to other beings and the Big Book.

Scientologists are just required to watch a film. And the film is proving to be a hit in Germany, where tabloid newspaper Bild published comments by World War II historian Guido Knopp likening Cruise’s speech to propaganda delivered by Goebbels in Nazi Germany.

Says Knopp: “It may be the case that Cruise’s delivery style is not uncommon in certain religious movements in the U.S. But for Germans with an interest in history, that scene where he asks whether the Scientologists should clean up the world and everyone shouts ‘yes’ is inevitably reminiscent of Goebbels’ notorious speech.”

Asks Goebbels: “Do you want total war?” And the crowd yells back: “Show me the money!”

Ein Gross Deal

In response, the Church of Scientology has accused Bild of being “grossly irresponsible” for publishing Knopp’s claims.

Karin Pouw, the church’s public affairs director, says: “Bild am Sonntag is grossly irresponsible for publishing horrendous and disgraceful claims about Mr Cruise…

“In doing so, he was urging other people to become involved in similar humanitarian activities to the betterment of all. Anyone who knows Mr Cruise knows that he does not have a prejudicial bone in his body and that, unlike Bild am Sonntag and other German anti-religionists, he does not discriminate against any other religion, race or colour.”

But he does have an ‘ology’…

Posted: 22nd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comments (8)


Ringo Starr Falls Prey To Liverpool’s Culture Vultures

beatles.pngLIVERPOOL is the Capital of Culture.
Everyone wants to be a Liverpudlian this year. Londoners are gargling with thickened mayonnaise to get their right accents and pass themselves off as one of the cultured elite.
Devonians have begun a campaign to have the former Liverpool-based soap Brookside reinvigorated in Torbay.

But not everyone can be a Liverpudlian – not even all Liverpudlians can.

Says the Independent: “Liverpool turns on Ringo for saying he misses nothing about the city.”

Ringo is Ringo Starr, voice of Thomas the Tank Engine and a sometime percussionist.

There’s Ringo Starr stood on top of the St George’s Hall giving full throat to “Liverpool I left you, but I never let you down”.

And here’s Starr on Jonathan Ross’s radio show, responding to a question as to what he misses about the city. Anything? “Er, no…,” says Starr. “Look I love Liverpool. I was a child in Liverpool. I grew up in Liverpool. My family members are in Liverpool. But you know…

“I had to tell the audience, as it was so excited, that I was this close to coming back. But I had a great time up there at the weekend [during the opening ceremony]. I did.”

Cue the Liverpudlians. Says the paper: “Within hours the city’s local newspaper, The Liverpool Echo, was inundated with calls from angry readers and more than 1,500 people had posted on the paper’s website forums, venting their anger.”

Anorak has begun a petition to erase Starr from history and replace his effigy with that of Little Jimmy Osmond singing Long Haired Lover from Liverpool.

But we cannot do it alone and require a budget to pay for a shiny tracksuit, a few thousand locals to say that they are related by marriage to Osmond and a lorra lorra laughs…

Posted: 22nd, January 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Celebrities | Comments (13)


Kevin Federline’s Hell ‘N’ Tell Britney Book

britney-spears.jpgIT’S Kevin Federline’s Hell ‘n’ Tell, the moment K-Ferret spills the beans on his marriage to Britney Spears.

The National Enquirer says Federline will get $10million to tell the world all about those bits of Britney’s life that they don’t already know.

The magazine hears “insiders” says the tome will contain anecdotes on sex and violent outbursts. Says a source: “He’s been writing things down for a long time about his tempestuous time with Britney.”

So too has the National Enquirer. And OK!. And heat. And the Sun. And the News of the World, the Mail, the Mirror, People, Perez Hilton, Hello!, Star, Varicose Veins Today, Darning Now! and the Waitrose Food magazine.

We can expect a slew of book on Britney unseen. Here’s a taster of things to come:

Briney’s Rehab Days: Be Well ‘n’ Tell

Britney’s Holiday Sheets: Motel ‘n’ Tell

Britney’s Swimming Strokes: Swell ‘n’ Tell

Britney’s Staff: Personnel ‘n’ Tell

And many, many more…

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Posted: 22nd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, National Enquirer | Comments (2)


Spoof Tom Crusie Scientology Videos On YouTube

YOU’VE seen the Tom Cruise videos.

You’ve taken the audit.

Now look at the spoof (?) videos on You Tube. A collection:

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Posted: 22nd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Welcome To P Diddy

diddy-man.pngSAY P. Diddy, Ken Dodd’s rapping Diddyman : “Right now I want to be Sean John because that’s where I am.”

Sean John – the perfume, the clothes, the island state…

Posted: 22nd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Anna Friel’s Nanny Knows Best

anna_friel.jpgSAYS self-assured actress Anna Friel: “I know my roots and where I’m from – I’m northern and I always will be. Now Gracie’s talking with northern mannerisms.”

Gracie is Friel’s two-year-old daughter, who loves with her mum and actor father, David Thewlis, in the northern idyll of Los Angeles.

In Anorak’s experience, a child born to parents living in the North is more likely to take on a Northern accent than a child born to parents living in the South.
This may have escaped Friel, who nonetheless believes that hiring a northern nanny, as the Mirror reports, will make Gracie able to recite “Oi’m a poor cotton-weyver, as mony a one knoowas, Oi’ve nout for t’year, an’ oi’ve word eawt my clooas” and “I’ll swing for our Jack” with equal authenticity.

The plan can only work. Although there is a slight risk of infection (surely, affection – ed) should Gracie, Friel or nanny ever leave the family mansion…

Posted: 22nd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment


12 Reasons To Hate Kelly Osbourne

kelly-osbourne.jpgSAYS Kelly Osbourne: “I don’t like the way that suddenly now everyone likes me because I’ve lost two stone. Why was I bitch before. Because I was fat?”

This seems to be a rhetorical question in heat magazine, and while readers formulate their opinions as to why they hated Osbourne and love her now, she goes on:

“Just because I’m a size 18-10 now doesn’t mean a size 12 was fat.”

Indeed, it may well be that a size 10 is the new size 12, and we can all agree to hate Osbourne once more…

Posted: 22nd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comments (9)


Our Debt To Hello!

anthea-turner.jpgWANT to know why you’re poor? Yes it is His fault.

But the Mail pinpoints it exactly, telling readers: “How the Hello! factor is driving millions into debt.”

We are in the grip of a “spendemic”. Ann Robinson, director of consumer policy at Uswitch, said:

“We are caught in a spiral of conspicuous consumption. It is no longer enough to keep up with the Joneses.

“Instead we want to live like our favourite celebrities. But it is clear our salaries cannot keep up with our ‘Hello! magazine lifestyles’.”

Luckily, like you, the Anorak’s favourite celebrity is Anthea Turner, who has not been in the pages of Hello! for some time…

Posted: 22nd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Money, Tabloids | Comment (1)


When Page 3 Girls Age: Jo Guest Is ‘Dying’

joguest.jpg“JO GUEST – I AM DYING – Page 3 legend is left crippled by mystery bug.”

Says the former glamour model: “I feel I need a miracle now – I’m scared I’m dying.”
Page 3 girls never die, of course, they merely find God, pets and a presenting job on Nuts TV.

But Jo is changed. This is the Star’s “exclusive” (based on Guest’s appearance on GMTV and the Mirror’s “Bloated Jo Guest says illness has ruined her life”). Fans will be shocked to see that her platinum blonde hair is now dark. Some will be unable to look.

Things are so bad that “Jo has been reduced to selling her G-strings and other modelling items on her website and on eBay.” The Anorak has often wondered if such items truly are the model’s own are or just bought in a job lot and warmed on the radiator or on the hands of a burley packer before being dispatched to “frantic of Solihull”?

Says Jo: “I’ve had a CT scan and blood tests. I’m desperate for a diagnosis. I first noticed bloating around my stomach. I was doing a job and a dress I’d been wearing started to feel tight.”

Perhaps she could sell the dress to a helpful fan?

She continues: “And then some boots that I was wearing – my calves started to swell. During the day my stomach would get quite hard, then I would get really tired and my muscles were weakening. There was drowsiness and confusion, then it went into nausea and sickness.”

This is clearly a major cause for concern, especially for Jo. Interestingly: “The bug came on at a time when the one-time Daily Star agony aunt had adopted a new, healthy lifestyle. Says Jo: “I’d stopped drinking and smoking, I was having my five fruit and veg a day and started jogging.”

And there you have it – a cautionary tale for not only aspiring glamour models but each and every one of us…

Posted: 22nd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment


Amy Winehouse: ECSTASY And COCAINE Masterclass

drugs.jpg“AMY ON CRACK – NOSE DIVE TO OBLIVION,” announces the Sun’s front-page headline, a grainy picture of Amy Winehouse pulling on a pipe of sorts also features.

Helpfully, the Sun equips the picture with a time stamp, allowing our celebrity police to gather any evidence they need to pursue this “role model” with gusto.

The Sun invites one Shaun Bailey, a “youth worker”, to step forward and opine: “Amy should be arrested, for her own sake, and dealt with by the courts. Why should she get away with it?”

Why should Winehouse, a singer of rare talent, be allowed to take “hit after hit of the deadly drug after a 19-minute binge in which she snorted powdered ECSTASY and COCAINE” and not be pinched? It’s just so unfair.

But if not for us, let’s bang her up for her own good. “Sun columnist” Jane Moore tells us: “Surely, as such a danger to herself, the time has come to try to have her sectioned under the Mental Health Act?”

Winehouse is a danger to herself! Winehouse is a danger to impressionable youngsters! All nodding heads agree that Winehouse is some sort of role model (well, she does appear in the tabloids).

But the message might be that drugs don’t work for everyone. Winehouse’s alleged livener of cannabis, ecstasy, cocaine and valium will not induce talent in just anyone.

As such, budding signers on reality TV shows should note that their chances of success may be better served by sticking to the tried and tested and pushing out their teeth, chest and backside…

* Anyone keen to learn how Winehouse allegedly takes drugs, and so best recognise the signs and avoid it, can see the Sun’s illustrative pictures and video….  

Posted: 22nd, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (5)


Britney Spears Is Moving To Pakistan

burkainboot.jpgCAN Britney Spears unite cultures?

The Hindustan Times reports: “The grapevine is abuzz with twice-divorced singer Spear’s romance with little known Ghalib, a man of Pakistani origin. Spears, according to Britain’s Sun newspaper, wanted to fake her death and embrace Islam and move to Pakistan and start a new life!”

It’s a great plan. Can’t fail. But a source tells the paper: “His parents Ghalib and Saghra are devastated. This week his dad gave him an ultimatum, ‘Give up Britney, or you are dead to me,’ which Adnan ignored.”

Yes, that’s right, father and son have the same name. Britney’s parents are Lynne and James Spears. Britney’s sister is called – get this – sister Jamie Lynn.

What looks so different turns out to be so much the same…

Posted: 21st, January 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Charlize Theron Is Lost In Budapest

charlizebong.jpgSAYS Charlize Theron, the South African actress: “We went to Turkey. When we got over there, we rented a car and we drove all the way to Budapest. By the time we got to Budapest it was like the Cannes Film Festival, I’d never seen anything like it.”

Miss Theron had actually turned up in the midst of the Istanbul International Film Festival.

Budapest is in hungry. Istanbul is not.

Miss Theron was being interviewed to promote In The Valley Of Elah. in it, she plays a detective who helps search for a US soldier missing after returning from Iraq.

Given her grasp of geography, the odds of her finding the soldier without a script are slim, even by Hollywood standards…

Posted: 21st, January 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)


Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt’s Orphan Challenge

angelina-jolie-orphan-picker.pngTHE legend has it that everywhere the Queen visits smells of wet paint.

The civic centre needs to look its very best to meet her Majesty’s exacting standards, or more precisely the standards set by the liggers and dullards who make up her court.

Can the reverse be the case with American royalty, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? News in the Mirror is that the couple are to adoty a child from an African orphanage.

Might it be that right now the locals are muddying the walls, scuffing shoes and forgetting the flush the hole in the ground so that their orphanage should win..?

Posted: 21st, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (2)


Lindsay Lohan’s Tuck Shop

short-sleeved-cardigan082.jpgLINDSAY Lohan has got her cardigan stuck in her skirt.

Before the Sun can go live to the scene, word from the paper’s fashion expert on if wearing cardigans in skirts is the new black and if the look can be replicated on the high street for less.

Says cardigan enthusiast Bob Carolgees…

Posted: 21st, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment


Jacqui Smith’s Spit Of Bother, With Jade Goody

jacqui-smith.jpgPOOR Jade Goody. Had only she not performed so badly in Celebrity Big Brother she would be on hand to help Home Secretary Jacqui Smith through the perils of kebab eating and late-night street walking.

But Celebrity Kebab Shop with Jade Goody remains in the planning stages, and any intentions to have Goody installed as the Government’s Curry Sauce tzar are now deemed too racial even for new Labour.

And so it is that Jacqui Smith, our Home Secretary, is forced to take her life, and meat product sandwich, in her hands and wander into “KATIES kebabs and burgers” in Peckham, South London.

Such a happening gives Smith a useful anecdote with which to thrill the hacks and her fellow MPs. She recalls her visit to the kebab eatery but cannot recall the time. Citizen Smith claims it is “evening”. Ender Ginel, the kebab shop owner, says it was “early evening”.

The Mail siezes on this discrepancy (“Smith stumbles into kebab fiasco”). Having dealt with the differences between “casual” and “smart casual”, it now dives fearlessly into what into the murky world of reservations.

KATIES’ policy is clear: “When we have special customers in here like families we just chuck the troublemakers out,” says Mr Ginel. Adding: “Jacqui Smith didn’t have any problems in here.” At no time was she asked to leave.

Says Mr Ginel: “She just sat there and ate her kebab.”

That Smith then told the world about her adventure with meat on a stick is no matter of public record.

And we look forward to her debating the role of kebabs in the community on Question Time, alongside a contrite Ms Goody…

Some questions for Ms Smith
:

Was your kebab hung for 56 days?
Is meat murder?
How do your remove curry sauce from white fabric?

On The Couch With Citizen Smith

Posted: 21st, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Politicians, Tabloids | Comment


Tarra A Brit: Britney Spears Snaps At Adnan Ghalib

britneyadnan.jpgWHEN Britney hooked up with Birmingham boy Adnan Ghalib and we heard those reports of her speaking in a British accent we thought we knew.

Britney had become Brit-nay. The singer /actress was channelling Miss Diane, stalwart of the original Crossroads show.

Things would be awlroight for Brit. She would stop her blabberin’, hook up with Ghalib, create a babby and spend her days clatterin the crocks in one of the edgier parts of Edgbaston.

A pal mentioned how Brit and Ghalib had talked of marriage.

But now the Star leads with the news “BRITNEY DUMPS BRUM LOVER”.

Brit-nay says “tarra a bit” to Ghalib. She has, as reported, filed a restraining order to prevent him taking any more pictures of her or selling ones already snapped.

Britney’s manger, Sam Lufti, aka Osama Lufti, showed her court order to the photographers.

Says a source: “Adnan has taken lots of private pictures of her, some quite intimate, which she is terrified will fall into the wrong hands.”

Here’s praying things don’t turn our bad for Brit and these pictures end up in the tabloids…

Posted: 21st, January 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (4)