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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Pitter-Potter, Pitter-Potter

‘BEST-SELLING children’s author JK Rowling is expecting the POTTER of tiny feet, and was last night said to be ”delighted”.

JK Rowling – ”delighted”

The deepest lake in the British Isles is Loch Morr. Best-selling children’s author JK Rowling is …

Posted: 20th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mr Spoons

‘PREVENTING Scotland scoring against England at football doesn’t rank as the greatest demonstration of supernatural powers. But it is one of many achievements that Uri Geller is happy to take the credit for.

”Bloody bender!”

Others are rather more spectacular: …

Posted: 19th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


People Like Him

‘WITH the open verdict, and then the BBC’s decision to drop his biography, this has been a week for Michael Barrymore to forget.

Scene of Barrymore’s last great performance

Not that there’s much chance of that, as Channel 4 puts …

Posted: 18th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Drawing Teeth

‘IF it’s anything like the book, it will be badly plotted, written in the mode of a sixth form know-all and full of trite observations. And, if it is anything like the book, the reviews will tell us it’s fantastic …

Posted: 17th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


TV Crimes

‘TOP 10 lists are so popular with TV producers that it is only a matter of time before we are given a programme: ‘Top 10 Top 10 programmes’.

Ten top reasons to go out in the evening…

Like ‘I Love …

Posted: 16th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Still Rockin’

‘WHICH band has made most appearances on Top Of The Pops? A little trivia question for you, the answer to which is, of course, Status Quo who this evening make their 106th appearance on the show.

G, E and C

Posted: 13th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Picking Liz Hurley’s Brains

‘WHAT is going on at Channel 4? On Tuesday night, we were treated to Seven Days That Shook The Spice Girls, which was only topped last night by an hour-long programme entitled Elizabeth Hurley’s Brains.

Liz always struggled on her

Posted: 12th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Brains Before Beauty

‘WE know it will be fatuous, thin on content and full of speculation, but there is still something captivating about a show called Liz Hurley’s Brains.

”Divine Brown’s got nothing on what goes on inside my head”

Some of what …

Posted: 11th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Fortune-ate Ones

‘WE asked 100 people to name the presenter of the new series of the best gameshow to ever hit the television schedules, Family Fortunes. You said Max Bygraves. Our survey said: Er-er. You said Bob Monkhouse and your aunt Joyce …

Posted: 10th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man Behaving Badly

‘MARTIN Clunes is fixed in most people’s minds as the pizza-guzzling, beer-soaked loser of Men Behaving Badly fame, but tonight he has the chance to play a character that is about as different as it is possible to be.

”Fancy

Posted: 9th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Dy By Day

‘TONY Blackburn has seen off the competition. After his three male rivals were voted off the show, lesbian comedienne Rhona Cameron got the boot last night – leaving the way open for the veteran DJ to work his magic charm …

Posted: 6th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


End Of The Day

‘TONY Blackburn must be a worried man – stuck out in the Australian jungle as the only male with the insatiable Tara Palmer-Tomkinson (as well as Nell McAndrew, Christine Hamilton, Rhona Cameron) for company.

One of those Days

Darren Day …

Posted: 5th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


It’s A Knock Out

‘THERE was a moment in I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here which saw the script thrown out the window, burnt, and then defecated on by the local jungle wildlife. And it came when Nigel Benn offered comfort to …

Posted: 4th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Uri Gets Knifed

”’WHO goes? You decide?” Only we didn’t, because we the public had to vote for who we wanted to stay. And who we didn’t want to stay in the Australian rainforest in I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! …

Posted: 3rd, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Judgement Days

‘BORED with Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Fed up to the back teeth with Ann Robinson telling people ”Goodbye” with marginally less charm than Violet Elizabeth Bott used to tell us that she would scream and scream until she …

Posted: 2nd, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


It’s The Pitts

‘THE celebrity guests just keep on coming in this series of Friends. In tonight’s episode, the cosy gang is celebrating that all-American holiday, Thanksgiving, and Monica has invited one of her old high-school chums along for some turkey.

His name …

Posted: 30th, August 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Catching The Celebrity Bug

‘IF you were also struggling to recognise some of the faces on I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here, then spare a thought for the nose-diving career of Anna Walker.

”If I’m a celebrity, what am I doing here?”

Posted: 29th, August 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Another Royal Family

‘ONE of the biggest hit movies of the year did not come from a big-name director like Spielberg or Cameron or Scott, but from a little-known geek called Wes Anderson.

At a video shop near you

His last film, Rushmore, …

Posted: 28th, August 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Get Them Out Of Here

‘YOU might think that a three-day adventure in the Australian outback would be an ideal holiday. But then, you’re not a celebrity.

Could there be anything worse for someone who thrives on exposure and publicity than to be yanked out …

Posted: 27th, August 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Just Good Friends

‘AFTER so many years of watching the same characters pulling the same facial expressions and demonstrating the same annoying idiosyncrasies, you’d think that the appeal of Friends would have worn off by now. The love affair might have cooled, but …

Posted: 23rd, August 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nights To Remember

‘IF YOUR only experience of Peter Kay is his monosyllabic contributions as a talking (or rather, grunting) head on I Love Whichever Decade I’m Being Paid To Reminisce About This Week, then the chances are you won’t have bothered watching …

Posted: 22nd, August 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sister Act

‘IT’S grim oop north but luckily, as a new drama from the BBC proves, the television isn’t.

Tonight, BBC1 screens the two-part black comedy The Stretford Wives, in which Fay ”Cold Feet” Ripley, Claire Rushbrook and Lindsey ”Eastenders” Coulson star …

Posted: 21st, August 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


From Hell

‘YOU would think that a show called Tourists From Hell would have so much scope.

The producers could put together a programme each week from a different continent – loud Americans in checked shirts mispronouncing London locations one week, Australians …

Posted: 20th, August 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


See You In Elvis

‘IT’S 25 years today since Elvis left the building for good. Or not, depending on whether you’re one of those people who thinks he never really died at all and you’ve spotted him anonymously packing shelves at your local Tesco. …

Posted: 16th, August 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


See Hugh And Cry

‘MOST of us only see the countryside as we drive down the motorway from one urban sprawl to the next (note: it’s the space just beyond the grass verge). But since the county of Dorset has no motorway, it’s left …

Posted: 14th, August 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0