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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

US And Them

‘AMERICAN politics is much more exciting than politics over here, as the race for Governor of California proves.

God bless America

Not only is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s name on the ballot sheet to replace incumbent Gray Davies, but so are the … READ ON

Posted: 8th, August 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Partial Recall

‘IMAGINE if the US President was a former Hollywood actor of little discernible talent who read his lines like a perfunctory robot and had a nice winter tan.

The bodybuilder politic

You need not stretch the mind too far, as … READ ON

Posted: 7th, August 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Dead Horse

‘EVEN a pupil at Summersdown Comprehensive would know that a dead horse can’t run, no matter how hard you flog it.

‘Is there anybody out there?’

So, it is no great surprise that the viewing figures for Fame Academy have … READ ON

Posted: 6th, August 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Police, Camera, Action

‘FOR TV producers, there is something utterly addictive about watching police go about their daily work.

‘Okay, let’s do that chase sequence again and this time make it look a bit more realistic’

It must be a similar thing for … READ ON

Posted: 5th, August 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Weight Is Over

‘WITH all the cooking programmes on TV at the moment, it was only a matter of time before we were given a show devoted entirely to dieting. And here it is – the imaginatively titled Do Or Diet.

Fat chancer
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Posted: 4th, August 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Good Grace

‘WILL and Grace is the best-written sitcom on TV at the moment. It is blessed with the one element that many British sitcoms lack: comedy.

A big and for Will and Grace

Unlike the hilarious Seinfeld, a show that was … READ ON

Posted: 1st, August 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Young, Posh And Stupid

‘IT beggars belief that anyone would sign up for a programme called Young, Posh And Loaded in the first place – but, having been attacked in a nightclub after your first appearance, why on earth would you want to come … READ ON

Posted: 31st, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Property Ladder

‘PROPERTY developers are, in essence, estate agents with brains. Consider that statement for a moment and you will begin to realise how rare a breed a good property developer is.

The House Doctor had a long waiting list

Tonight BBC … READ ON

Posted: 30th, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Reality Unchecked

‘IF you thought that reality TV began and ended with Big Brother, don’t tune into ITV1 tonight which manages to pack its prime-time schedule with more real life than any of us can cope with.

All that remains of decent
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Posted: 29th, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


V Dull

‘CHANNEL 4 is still pinning its flag to Graham Norton.

If you close your eyes it’s just like seeing Ozzy Osbourne

Tonight’s V Graham Norton show will have a few Big Brother gags, an interview with a celebrity (during which … READ ON

Posted: 28th, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The End Is Nigh

‘BY this time tomorrow, it will all be over – and the three people still watching this fourth series of Big Brother will finally have to get up out of their seats, take a good look at themselves in the … READ ON

Posted: 25th, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Memory Game

‘LAST night Big Brother’s Little Brother asked a really tricky question: ‘Who will you remember most and why?’

Two surprise new housemates

Callers were invited to give their answers on a phone line. Of course, the question should have been: … READ ON

Posted: 24th, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Dork From Ork

‘CAMERON has been wondering whether he’s boring. What could possibly have given him that idea we don’t know, but Ray soon put him straight.

‘I fancy some hamster love’

‘Jesus Chroist man, you’ve been anything but f*****g boring,’ the Oirishman … READ ON

Posted: 23rd, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Right Steph

‘STEPH cut Scott’s hair. Steph cut Cam’s hair. Steph cut Ray’s eyebrow. All that was left to do was to shave Steph’s moustache off.

Jon catches a glimpse of Steph shaving

No-one volunteered to rid Steph of the bushy line … READ ON

Posted: 22nd, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Vox Pop

‘IN the final weekly task of the series, the five remaining Big Brother contestants are to be tested on each other’s views on a range of different subjects – political, cultural, social etc.

‘Did I tell you me name’s Ray?’
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Posted: 21st, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nush Gets The Push

‘AS we predicted almost a week ago, even her late-in-the-day flirtation with Scott wasn’t enough to keep psycho-hippy Nush in the Big Brother house as two-thirds of the voting public awarded her the order of the boot.

Mr Tickle awaits
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Posted: 19th, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sting Ray

‘STEPH and Ray have had it out. No, not the £50,000 ‘it’, but a fighting it.

‘Make them shut up, make them go away!’

‘Obviously you take it to heart that you weren’t the man chosen by the women,’ said … READ ON

Posted: 18th, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Thin Lady Speaks

‘NUSH is up for eviction tomorrow – which would of course have absolutely nothing to do with why she has picked now to declare her love for Scott, telling him she wants them to stay together for ever.

‘It’s not
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Posted: 17th, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Biggins & Drip

‘CAMERON and Nush. Nush and Cameron. Biggins and Drip. Drip and Biggins.

Damp or camp?

Whichever way you write it, the two housemates up for eviction this week fail to inspire. It was the best of Nush, it was the … READ ON

Posted: 16th, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nush On Her Tush

‘NUSH has had a bad time of it recently – she has been dumped by her boyfriend for nothing more than a drunken peck with Scott, she has been branded a dud in bed by another ex-boyfriend and now she … READ ON

Posted: 15th, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Scott’s Den

‘ON Saturday night, Ray won the bingo challenge. So painfully boring was it that the producers of the Big Brother show reconvened in their new offices at Elstree DSS and decided to do it all again.

‘Scott’s IQ, Number Two…’
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Posted: 14th, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Last Man Standing

‘BOOKIES are apparently so sure that Lisa will get the bullet that they have paid out to people betting that it will be the Welsh she-man who gets evicted tonight.

Lisa’s not a bad bloke once who get to know
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Posted: 11th, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Fool And His Money

‘RAY was the man who bet on red and it came in black. Ray is the one who gambled on the numbers that did not come in.

Stay out of the black and into the red, you get 50 grand
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Posted: 10th, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Psychic Babble

‘TO the amazement of absolutely no-one and as we predicted a couple of days ago, head-of-house Ray has stuck to his previous form and nominated Cameron and Steph for eviction, as well as new girl Lisa.

‘Get ‘im out!’

Immediately, … READ ON

Posted: 9th, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Camp Cam

‘THE one person who seems to have been changed by his time in the Big Brother house is Cameron.

Ray tries to count up to three

The shy, coy lad from Scotland’s outer reaches has mutated into this camp, effete … READ ON

Posted: 8th, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0