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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Back From The Dead

‘TANIA might yet evade the walk of shame and eviction by slipping out of the house in an ambulance.

Tania almost bores herself to death

Mucking about in the pool, the heavily made-up shop assistant claims to have nearly drowned

Posted: 26th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Three Little Pigs

‘MISS Piggy, alias Fake Tan, aka the make-up artist formerly known as Tania, will not have to agonise any longer about whether to walk out of the Big Brother house on Friday, the British public will surely make her

Posted: 25th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Out Of Africa

‘BEFORE 31-year-old Gaetano arrived on these sun-drenched shores, few of us could have named a genuine Ugandan.

Gae decides whether to eat Gos or Tania first

Idi Amin was one, perhaps the only one from that troubled African land to

Posted: 24th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Out Of Africa

‘HAVING searched the whole of Britain for an interesting person willing to spend a few weeks in the Big Brother house, the show’s producers have clearly given up and have turned to a different continent for help.

Cameron denies that

Posted: 23rd, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Fake Tan

‘IT is hard to take anyone who has been out with Peter Andre seriously, but there is one person who seems to manage it Tania herself.

Not-so-mysterious girl

The eyebrow-plucking shop assistant had another sense of humour failure last

Posted: 22nd, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Eviction Immunity

‘TENSE, isn’t it? Who will go? Who will stay? And that’s just the audience. What of the contestants, the three who are up for eviction?

”Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?”

The money must

Posted: 20th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Appliance Of Science

‘THE three remaining girls seem to have decided that Mr Tickle, aka Jon The Physics Geek, is not so bad.

Mr Tickle

”I’ve warmed a lot to Jon, more so than I ever thought I would,” Steph said. ”And me,”

Posted: 19th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Time For Heroes

‘LIKE Bonnie Tyler, we are all holding out for a hero. ”Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the Gods?” was Bonnie’s burning question.

”Justice to the world, music to the world”

But we now know

Posted: 18th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


One Plus One

‘EVEN Big Brother, it seems, is getting tired of the dismal housemates in this year’s show, deciding that this week not one, but two, of them will be thrown out.

”So you’re saying one plus one is what exactly?”

The

Posted: 17th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Talking Shit

”’FOR this week’s task you must all create superhero alter egos for yourself,” said Cameron as he read aloud the week’s task. ”With a name, a costume, an arch-enemy, a motto, a special power, a superhero pose and a theme

Posted: 16th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Little And Large

‘FEDERICO he can’t manage to pedal a pedalo properly, he can’t tell the difference between the Cub Scout promise and the Cub Scout law…and now we learn he has a tiny willy.

Fed explains why the show’s called

Posted: 13th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


For Whom The Bell Tolls

‘FAILURES. All of them. Every man and woman of them is a failure. Failures. For the third time of asking, the housemates have failed to pass their weekly task.

”Pull down your pants and fertilise the ants…”

The intention was

Posted: 12th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tears Before Bedtime

‘SISSY is a sensitive soul. When Nush told her off for using a teabag, she burst into tears. Nush was so upset that she had upset Sissy that she burst into tears. And that was enough to set Sissy off

Posted: 11th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


To Diet For

‘If the housemates continue to fail their weekly tasks, the show might spawn a new spin-off. Oh, yes, dear Big Brother fan, the Big Brother diet is in it infancy.

Happy Nush

Scott, for one, hopes it will not get

Posted: 10th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jon’s Johnny

‘GIVEN that the muppet Federico is still in the house, you would have thought the housemates would be keen to bet the minimum 50% on their weekly task a bell-ringing exercise.

Strange man seen in Big Brother house

But,

Posted: 9th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Oranges Not The Only Fruit

‘YOU can tell a lot about someone by the type of fruit they prefer. Eleven pieces of fruit were delivered to the starving housemates one for each them.

A fine pear

Tania and Nush each chose a banana. You

Posted: 6th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Fed’s Dead

‘FEDERICO has now managed to mess up not one, but two of the weekly tasks condemning the housemates to live on a diet of sawdust and broken glass for another seven days.

Fed’s a right tit; Tania checks for

Posted: 5th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Dog’s Life

‘JON is a twin. Justine is also a twin. We are under the sign of Gemini. Can the fact that Jon and Justine are up for eviction be linked to the planets?

”And if I squeeze with a pressure equivalent

Posted: 4th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Be Prepared

‘THE housemates find out today which two are up for eviction, but not before there were more tears in the house.

Dib, dib, dib

”I don’t think I’d handle it and I don’t think I’d take it on the chin,”

Posted: 3rd, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Psycho Babble

‘LAST night we heard from the psychologists what the true characteristics of the Big Brother contestants are.

A vanity case

To keep the suspense at full grip, let us give you’re a profile of one of the housemates. Here goes.

Posted: 2nd, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Peddling Crap

‘KNOWING how awful and dull the pedalo challenge was, the producers of Big Brother asked the audience of Big Brother’s Little Brother to come up with ideas for other, better, team-building exercises.

Nush hears the bad news there’s another

Posted: 29th, May 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Big Borer

‘THIS series of Big Brother is shaping up to be as boring as the ridiculous pedalo task the housemates have been forced to take on.

Jon tries to calculate what percentage of Anoushka’s boob he can see

A couple of

Posted: 28th, May 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Great Scott

‘OK, you’ve backed us into a corner and we’ve had to pick our winner at these early doors stages. And the winner is…Scott.

”I’ve always dreamt of being a Data Strategy Manager”

Or is it Damon Grant, the Scouse

Posted: 27th, May 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


For Death And Vainglory

‘AT the time of writing next to nothing is know about the twelve wannabes and never-will-bes that will be screaming at other in the Big Brother household over the coming weeks.

Back by popular demand- the Channel 4 interactive test

Posted: 23rd, May 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Senor Hitler, I Presume

‘THE laws of probability have never mattered much to conspiracy theorists.

Peruvian farmer Miguel De Las Reyas

They want to believe that successive moon landings were faked, that JFK was assassinated by the CIA, that Princess Diana was bumped off

Posted: 22nd, May 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0