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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Sting Ray

‘RAY’S elevation to head of the Big Brother house is good news for one housemate – Scott. He has never been nominated by the Irishman and, unless there is a dramatic falling-out, is likely to escape the chop again this … READ ON

Posted: 7th, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Thank You And Goodnight

‘JULY 4th! Hurray for Independence Day. Today we will be rid of one of Gos, Nush or Ray.

Lisa’s impression of a wet lettuce was frighteningly accurate

We will, however, be left with the rest. Although Lisa thinks she could … READ ON

Posted: 4th, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Eviction Conviction

‘THE housemates may have been told off for giving trivial reasons for their nominations, but it’s clear that feelings run a bit deeper than how much tomato sauce each person squeezes on their dinner.

Lisa and friends

Gos, Nush and … READ ON

Posted: 3rd, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ray Of Hope

‘NOMINATIONS. Nominations. Nominations. So good they named them thrice. The three no-marks up for eviction this week are Gos, Nush and Ray.

Another gripping Big Brother moment

It’s a tough job choosing which housemate to nominate. What with Steph and … READ ON

Posted: 2nd, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Damp Squib

‘THE arrival of new housemate Lisa to shake up the Big Brother house has had all the effect of striking a match underwater.

‘You’d better run, you’d better take cover’

‘I’m as mad as a hatter,’ she told Steph as … READ ON

Posted: 1st, July 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Fresh Blood

‘GIVEN the absurd comings and goings in the Big Brother house, you half expect Federico to emerge from the shower to tell Nush and Steph that it has all been a terrible dream.

Man about the house

The level of … READ ON

Posted: 30th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Walking Back To Happiness

‘TANIA was out-of-sorts yesterday – she must have broken a fingernail or run out of blusher – and she has decided that she wants to leave the Big Brother house tonight.

With so much heavy make-up, Tania was worried that
READ ON

Posted: 27th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Back From The Dead

‘TANIA might yet evade the walk of shame and eviction by slipping out of the house in an ambulance.

Tania almost bores herself to death

Mucking about in the pool, the heavily made-up shop assistant claims to have nearly drowned … READ ON

Posted: 26th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Three Little Pigs

‘MISS Piggy, alias Fake Tan, aka the make-up artist formerly known as Tania, will not have to agonise any longer about whether to walk out of the Big Brother house – on Friday, the British public will surely make her … READ ON

Posted: 25th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Out Of Africa

‘BEFORE 31-year-old Gaetano arrived on these sun-drenched shores, few of us could have named a genuine Ugandan.

Gae decides whether to eat Gos or Tania first

Idi Amin was one, perhaps the only one from that troubled African land to … READ ON

Posted: 24th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Out Of Africa

‘HAVING searched the whole of Britain for an interesting person willing to spend a few weeks in the Big Brother house, the show’s producers have clearly given up and have turned to a different continent for help.

Cameron denies that
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Posted: 23rd, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Fake Tan

‘IT is hard to take anyone who has been out with Peter Andre seriously, but there is one person who seems to manage it – Tania herself.

Not-so-mysterious girl

The eyebrow-plucking shop assistant had another sense of humour failure last … READ ON

Posted: 22nd, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Eviction Immunity

‘TENSE, isn’t it? Who will go? Who will stay? And that’s just the audience. What of the contestants, the three who are up for eviction?

”Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?”

The money must … READ ON

Posted: 20th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Appliance Of Science

‘THE three remaining girls seem to have decided that Mr Tickle, aka Jon The Physics Geek, is not so bad.

Mr Tickle

”I’ve warmed a lot to Jon, more so than I ever thought I would,” Steph said. ”And me,” … READ ON

Posted: 19th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Time For Heroes

‘LIKE Bonnie Tyler, we are all holding out for a hero. ”Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the Gods?” was Bonnie’s burning question.

”Justice to the world, music to the world”

But we now know … READ ON

Posted: 18th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


One Plus One

‘EVEN Big Brother, it seems, is getting tired of the dismal housemates in this year’s show, deciding that this week not one, but two, of them will be thrown out.

”So you’re saying one plus one is what exactly?”

The … READ ON

Posted: 17th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Talking Shit

”’FOR this week’s task you must all create superhero alter egos for yourself,” said Cameron as he read aloud the week’s task. ”With a name, a costume, an arch-enemy, a motto, a special power, a superhero pose and a theme … READ ON

Posted: 16th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Little And Large

‘FEDERICO – he can’t manage to pedal a pedalo properly, he can’t tell the difference between the Cub Scout promise and the Cub Scout law…and now we learn he has a tiny willy.

Fed explains why the show’s called
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Posted: 13th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


For Whom The Bell Tolls

‘FAILURES. All of them. Every man and woman of them is a failure. Failures. For the third time of asking, the housemates have failed to pass their weekly task.

”Pull down your pants and fertilise the ants…”

The intention was … READ ON

Posted: 12th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tears Before Bedtime

‘SISSY is a sensitive soul. When Nush told her off for using a teabag, she burst into tears. Nush was so upset that she had upset Sissy that she burst into tears. And that was enough to set Sissy off … READ ON

Posted: 11th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


To Diet For

‘If the housemates continue to fail their weekly tasks, the show might spawn a new spin-off. Oh, yes, dear Big Brother fan, the Big Brother diet is in it infancy.

Happy Nush

Scott, for one, hopes it will not get … READ ON

Posted: 10th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jon’s Johnny

‘GIVEN that the muppet Federico is still in the house, you would have thought the housemates would be keen to bet the minimum 50% on their weekly task – a bell-ringing exercise.

Strange man seen in Big Brother house

But, … READ ON

Posted: 9th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Oranges Not The Only Fruit

‘YOU can tell a lot about someone by the type of fruit they prefer. Eleven pieces of fruit were delivered to the starving housemates – one for each them.

A fine pear

Tania and Nush each chose a banana. You … READ ON

Posted: 6th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Fed’s Dead

‘FEDERICO has now managed to mess up not one, but two of the weekly tasks – condemning the housemates to live on a diet of sawdust and broken glass for another seven days.

Fed’s a right tit; Tania checks for
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Posted: 5th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Dog’s Life

‘JON is a twin. Justine is also a twin. We are under the sign of Gemini. Can the fact that Jon and Justine are up for eviction be linked to the planets?

”And if I squeeze with a pressure equivalent
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Posted: 4th, June 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0