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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

The Grand Finale

‘IT’S unfortunate, but somebody’s got to win it. And tonight, we finally find out which one of the four remaining housemates is destined to grace the front pages of the weekend’s tabloids before going on to host an obscure programme …

Posted: 26th, July 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Big Brother Love-Fest

‘AS the housemates enter their last full day in the Big Brother house, everyone is one happy family all of a sudden – just before they walk out the doors tomorrow evening and never see one another again (except, of …

Posted: 25th, July 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spot The Dummy

‘How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? Big question. A good question. The kind of question that keeps the Big Brother quartet talking loud and long into the night.

Jade keeps her mouth shut for once

But …

Posted: 24th, July 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mange Tout, Kate?

‘ALL ‘Porchugenees’ speakers beware – Jade is interested in your language and plans to murder it at her considerable leisure.

Pork scratch and sniff

Over the past few weeks, Jade has come to resemble some Del Boy/Hilda Ogden hybrid. ‘Mange …

Posted: 23rd, July 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Four Play

‘OMIGOD! Omigod!! Omigod!!! Yes, we have been treated to the collected thoughts of Kate in the Sunday omnibus.

‘Omigod!’

Jade ripped her trousers. ‘Omigod!’ exclaimed Kate, holding her hands to her face.

Jonny and Jade got into the egg task …

Posted: 22nd, July 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Horny As Helga

”OH my god!’ shouted Kate for the 7,945th time. ‘I’m naked!!’ Well knock me down wiv a fevver.

Jade: Piggin’ gorgeous

The gang were in fine form, as they drank for five-and-a-half hours, as the narrator informed us with his …

Posted: 19th, July 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tim’s Up

”I’D pull me pants down and have a piss in the corner!’ declared Jade, during a typically refined mealtime conversation in the house of Big Brother.

‘If, like me, you fancy me now, you should see me in my glasses,’

Posted: 18th, July 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0