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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

For Death And Vainglory

‘AT the time of writing next to nothing is know about the twelve wannabes and never-will-bes that will be screaming at other in the Big Brother household over the coming weeks.

Back by popular demand- the Channel 4 interactive test

Posted: 23rd, May 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Senor Hitler, I Presume

‘THE laws of probability have never mattered much to conspiracy theorists.

Peruvian farmer Miguel De Las Reyas

They want to believe that successive moon landings were faked, that JFK was assassinated by the CIA, that Princess Diana was bumped off

Posted: 22nd, May 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Char Down

‘LOOKING at the awfulness of How Clean Is Your House (C4 8:30), you have to wonder what shows fail to make it past the pitch stage.

The charlady’s one-woman show was a knock-out

How bad must they be for this

Posted: 21st, May 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Dark, Satanic Mills

‘BY rights, Heather Mills should be the darling of the British press the glamour model who lost a leg, picked herself up and campaigned tirelessly for landmine victims before falling in love and marrying the most famous British pop

Posted: 20th, May 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Good Tory Wife

‘LIKE those moments in soap operas when a new name is mentioned, you know that any show entitled Mary Archer: My Life With Jeffrey (C4 9pm) will be soon followed by a sighting of the lag.

”He’s a prince among

Posted: 19th, May 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Easy Meat

‘ANYONE who saw Jonathan Ross’ interview with Madonna a couple of weeks ago must have arrived at one inescapable conclusion he is just a very bad interviewer.

Wubbish

In fact, the more famous the celebrity, the worse Jonathan Ross’

Posted: 16th, May 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


We’re All Going On A Summer Holiday

‘SUMMER is coming and it’s time to show the world what the young, free and stupid do on their jolly holidays.

The pride of Britain

In no particular order, the reality TV shows about holiday reps have shown people being

Posted: 15th, May 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Soft Soaps

‘I’M A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! may be over but there are plenty of second-rate stars on show tonight as ITV switches its attention to the orgy of bad taste that is the British Soap Awards.

Don’t

Posted: 14th, May 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Had Our Phil

”IT’S been wicked, it’s been good, it’s been emotional. It was hard at times with the old grub and challenges but I’ve had a great time. It didn’t help not getting much kip and yet the group rallies around and

Posted: 13th, May 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sleep Walks

‘AND then there were three. Wayne Sleep walked out of the I’m A Celebrity camp last night leaving only Phil Tufnell, Linda Barker and John Fashanu to battle it on tonight’s finale.

‘Does my bum look big in this?’

But

Posted: 12th, May 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cat’s Flap

‘AT the start of Thursday night’s I’m A Celebrity, only seven shlebs remained in the Australian wilderness which could be a wildlife park in Sydney or Whipsnade Zoo.

A pouting trout

Fash was there to tell us at home

Posted: 9th, May 2003 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Pitter-Potter, Pitter-Potter

‘BEST-SELLING children’s author JK Rowling is expecting the POTTER of tiny feet, and was last night said to be ”delighted”.

JK Rowling ”delighted”

The deepest lake in the British Isles is Loch Morr. Best-selling children’s author JK Rowling is

Posted: 20th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mr Spoons

‘PREVENTING Scotland scoring against England at football doesn’t rank as the greatest demonstration of supernatural powers. But it is one of many achievements that Uri Geller is happy to take the credit for.

”Bloody bender!”

Others are rather more spectacular:

Posted: 19th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


People Like Him

‘WITH the open verdict, and then the BBC’s decision to drop his biography, this has been a week for Michael Barrymore to forget.

Scene of Barrymore’s last great performance

Not that there’s much chance of that, as Channel 4 puts

Posted: 18th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Drawing Teeth

‘IF it’s anything like the book, it will be badly plotted, written in the mode of a sixth form know-all and full of trite observations. And, if it is anything like the book, the reviews will tell us it’s fantastic

Posted: 17th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


TV Crimes

‘TOP 10 lists are so popular with TV producers that it is only a matter of time before we are given a programme: ‘Top 10 Top 10 programmes’.

Ten top reasons to go out in the evening…

Like ‘I Love

Posted: 16th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Still Rockin’

‘WHICH band has made most appearances on Top Of The Pops? A little trivia question for you, the answer to which is, of course, Status Quo who this evening make their 106th appearance on the show.

G, E and C

Posted: 13th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Picking Liz Hurley’s Brains

‘WHAT is going on at Channel 4? On Tuesday night, we were treated to Seven Days That Shook The Spice Girls, which was only topped last night by an hour-long programme entitled Elizabeth Hurley’s Brains.

Liz always struggled on her

Posted: 12th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Brains Before Beauty

‘WE know it will be fatuous, thin on content and full of speculation, but there is still something captivating about a show called Liz Hurley’s Brains.

”Divine Brown’s got nothing on what goes on inside my head”

Some of what

Posted: 11th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Fortune-ate Ones

‘WE asked 100 people to name the presenter of the new series of the best gameshow to ever hit the television schedules, Family Fortunes. You said Max Bygraves. Our survey said: Er-er. You said Bob Monkhouse and your aunt Joyce

Posted: 10th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man Behaving Badly

‘MARTIN Clunes is fixed in most people’s minds as the pizza-guzzling, beer-soaked loser of Men Behaving Badly fame, but tonight he has the chance to play a character that is about as different as it is possible to be.

”Fancy

Posted: 9th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Dy By Day

‘TONY Blackburn has seen off the competition. After his three male rivals were voted off the show, lesbian comedienne Rhona Cameron got the boot last night leaving the way open for the veteran DJ to work his magic charm

Posted: 6th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


End Of The Day

‘TONY Blackburn must be a worried man stuck out in the Australian jungle as the only male with the insatiable Tara Palmer-Tomkinson (as well as Nell McAndrew, Christine Hamilton, Rhona Cameron) for company.

One of those Days

Darren Day

Posted: 5th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


It’s A Knock Out

‘THERE was a moment in I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here which saw the script thrown out the window, burnt, and then defecated on by the local jungle wildlife. And it came when Nigel Benn offered comfort to

Posted: 4th, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Uri Gets Knifed

”’WHO goes? You decide?” Only we didn’t, because we the public had to vote for who we wanted to stay. And who we didn’t want to stay in the Australian rainforest in I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!

Posted: 3rd, September 2002 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0