Celebrities | Anorak - Part 70

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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Jennifer Aniston is a born again virgin

Jennifer Aniston mcdonald's

HOW’S life treating unmarried middle-aged mum-of-none Jennifer Aniston*. This week, she’s eaten a McDonald’s:

“I’ll never forget when Justin and I were on a road trip and we were so hungry. The only thing around was McDonald’s. I think I ordered a Big Mac. Wow, my body did not react well to that! It was like putting gasoline in a purified system.”

Poor Jen.

* How Old Mrs Anorak likes to describe Our Jen.

Posted: 4th, July 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

Cheryl Cole is ‘proud to reach 30’

EMBARGOD TO 0001 SATURDAY JANUARY 19 File photo dated 09/06/12 of Cheryl Cole performing with her boyfriend and dancer Tre Holloway (right) as their romance could "go the distance", according to her bandmate Kimberley Walsh.

HOW was Cheryl Cole’s 30th birthday? A “source” tells all media:

“Cheryl’s been through so much in the past few years, and she’s actually really proud to reach the age of 30.”

And we’re proud of you, Cheryl. We are proud to count ourselves one of the people proud of Cheryl.


Posted: 3rd, July 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment

The 1982 Blade Runner convention reel

One of the Blade Runner Convention Reels featuring interviews with Ridley Scott, Syd Mead and Douglas Trumbull about making Blade Runner universe. This 16 mm featurette, made by M. K. Productions in 1982, is specifically designed to circulate through the country’s various horror, fantasy and science fiction conventions.

BLADE RUNNER is one of my all-time favourite films. The director’s cut is even better. Future Noir:

One of the Blade Runner Convention Reels featuring interviews with Ridley Scott, Syd Mead and Douglas Trumbull about making Blade Runner universe. This 16 mm featurette, made by M. K. Productions in 1982, is specifically designed to circulate through the country’s various horror, fantasy and science fiction conventions.

Posted: 3rd, July 2013 | In: Film, Flashback | Comment

Marilyn Monroe: The Last Sitting in a Gif

marilyn monroe gif died

SIX weeks after Bert Stern took these pictures in June 1962, Marilyn Monroe died.

The set became known as The Last Sitting. Sten and Monroe spent three-days at the Bel Air Hotel in Los Angeles. He took 2,500 photos.

Said Stern, who died in June 2013:

“It was a one-time-in-a-lifetime experience to have Marilyn Monroe in a hotel room…”

In the point-click-and-publish digital age,  Monroe would never have looked so good:


Posted: 3rd, July 2013 | In: Celebrities, Flashback | Comment

Justin Bieber is excited to meet you – in a Gif

JUSTIN Bieber is excited to meet you  – in a Gif:

justin bieber gif

Posted: 1st, July 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Farrah Abraham: Backdoor Teen Mom enters rehab’s revolting doors

farrah abraham DIU rehabFARRAH Abraham’s CV reads like the idiots guide to fame.

Reality TV? Check

Leaked porn vid? Check

Cosmetic surgery for fame? Check

Pop song? Check

Rehab? Check in.

Radar reports that Farrah is enrolled at the Lukens Institute, Palm Beach Gardens, FL. She’s there because she was once stopped for DUI. It shook her to the bottom of her talents. In rehab, Farah will surely hope to hook up with Lindsay Lohan for a lesbian clinch. Granted, that’s in Book 2 of How To Be Famous, but Farrah is on the fast-track programme. At her current rate of fame she will be on a ITV4’s Whatever Happened To..?  show by Thursday and ‘dating’ Simon Cowell by Friday afternoon.

Says Farrah of her journeyyyyyyy:

“At this time in my life, I need to stay focused on the positive to get through all of the negative that a DUI has caused in my life. I’m 22 and I want to make better choices and ensure I can recognize when I am putting myself in a bad situation next time.”

A career in nursing beckons….

Posted: 1st, July 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Psycho slashed: Alfred Hitchcock’s classic in 24 seconds, 60 seconds and 11seconds

psycho shower

DOUGLAS Gordon’s version of Psycho last 24 hours. Alfred Hitchcock’s classic film also inspired Chris Bors to adapt the movie. He compacted the action into 24 seconds:

24 Second Psycho appropriates the entire Alfred Hitchcock moviePsycho and condenses it into twenty-four seconds. Tweaking the concept of artist Douglas Gordons 24 Hour Psycho, where Hitchcocks masterpiece was slowed-down to a crawl, here the process is reversed to accommodate society’s increasingly short attention span. Seeing Hitchcocks most lasting contribution to cinema flash before your eyes in a matter of seconds represents our new information age where culture is packaged for easy consumption at a breakneck pace.

But could the film be show faster? Yes. All hail Joe Frese’s  Sixty Second Psycho:

Maybe it can all be surmised in an 11-second gif?

psycho gif


Posted: 1st, July 2013 | In: Film | Comment

21 Movie Barcodes – classic films in a single image

MOVIE Barcode compresses all the frames of a movie into a single picture. Can you tell the films apart? Yes. If you look hard enough what at first appeared specious, gets to be intriguing. Those aren’t swatches of 1970s raffia wallpaper. Those are films. 


When Harry Met Sally
movie bar codes

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Posted: 29th, June 2013 | In: Film | Comment

In 1984 Morrissey ordered Smash Hits readers to execute Staus Quo

BACK in 1984, Morrissey worked as a record reviewer on Smash Hits to review the week’s singles. Was he full of praise, saluting the singers’ guts, with plus points for effort and likability? Not quite. Pass the caustic soda. And get a him a gun to shoot Status Quo:

In 1984, Morrissey was invited by the editor of glossy pop mag Smash Hits to review the week’s singles

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Posted: 29th, June 2013 | In: Music | Comment

How would John Lennon & Bob Dylan fare on The Voice?

PEOPLE who sneer at shows like The X Factor and The Voice often wonder how singers of the past would fare. Would Screamin’ Jay Hawkins get Simon Cowell’s approval? Would someone like Nina Simone stand a chance against Olly Murs if it all went to deadlock?

The fact of the matter is, no-one should really care because the 60s were a completely different time where record companies had loads of money to take loads of chances and, most importantly, X Factor is to music what WWE is to sport – it’s just telly!

Either way, over in the States, The Voice USA have made a video where John Lennon and Bob Dylan appear… and you know something? It’s funny than 99% of the jibes spat out by detractors!

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Posted: 26th, June 2013 | In: Music, TV & Radio | Comment (1)

Exploding actresses – when actresses in famous films explode – volumes 1, 2 and 3

exploding actresses

WHEN actresses explode, aka Exploding Actresses is brilliant:

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Posted: 25th, June 2013 | In: Film, Key Posts | Comment

How to write a blues song with no need of pain and soul

HOW do you write a blues song? Like this:

write your own blues song




Posted: 24th, June 2013 | In: Music | Comment

Is that a young Lindsay Lohan advertising the perils of poo eating for Bristol Council?

bristol child poo

CAN a child’s work ruin the adult’s career?

Dennis Waterman did not let a boyhood advertising Rowntree’s Fruit Gums hold him back from a successful TV career. Little Dennis sang:

Don’t forget my fruit gums, Mum,
I just love those fruit gums, Mum,
Thruppence buys a tube of fruit gums,
Gums that last all day.
Bring me home some fruit gums, Mum,
All my pals love fruit gums, Mum,
Rowntree’s fruit gums last the longest,
That’s why we all say:
They’re smashing! They’re Rowntree’s!

The young Dakota Fanning shilled for Tide, dribbling food down her pink dress. She too would go on to achieve showbiz fame.

A past promoting the GAF Viewmaster did Jodie Foster no harm. She went on to become an A-list Hollywood stalwart.

So there is hope, then, for the child seen eating dog poo in the above advert created for Bristol Council. We could be looking at the next Lindsay Lohan…

Posted: 24th, June 2013 | In: Celebrities, The Consumer | Comment (1)

Why the photographer never stepped in to stop Charles Saatchi hurting Nigella Lawson ‘immensely’

HAVING seen The People set the global news agenda with its scoop on Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson rowing in public, the Sun continues to play catch-up. In today’s update the paper announces “Nigella’s row with Saatchi ‘27 mins’” and reports the words of the photographer who recorded the action:

The cameraman, known only as Jean-Paul, said: “What I saw was 27 minutes of madness. That’s how long the abuse lasted. It is disgusting that people think the assault on Nigella was so short. It was shocking. The first time her head jolted backwards really got me.”


“He’s a big man and this would have hurt Nigella immensely.”

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Posted: 24th, June 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

The Banana Splits beat The Beatles and the Despicable Me Minions to No 1 in the Top Ten Banana Songs of all Time

TO promote the film Despicable Me 2, the Minions are singing the Banana Song. It’s fun. But it’s not as good as the ultimate banana song.

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Posted: 21st, June 2013 | In: Music | Comment

Melinda Messenger finds transpersonal psychotherapy in an ants’ nest massacre

Page three model Melinda Messenger in the Jordan Pit at Silverstone prior to the British Grand Prix.

PAGE 3 stunna and make-over TV hostess Melinda Messenger tells Spirit & Destiny magazine:

“I’m studying for a degree in transpersonal psychotherapy, which is therapy with an emphasis on the spiritual aspects of the human experience…  I want to do community work in some form or other, and I’ve got a real desire to open a little tea shop and be a foster mum, and maybe even write.

“I’ve been spiritually aware from around the age of seven, when I saw my brothers pouring boiling water on to an ants’ nest.”

Melinda Messneger presents Cowboy Builders on Channel 5.

Posted: 21st, June 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Miley Cyrus: 10 insane and inane Gifs from We Can’t Stop video

THERE is something of the Bangkok LadyBoy about Miley Cyrus, formerly the world’s biggest-ever teenage star. Not so much the face of the future or the now, Cyrus is the reminder that trying to escape a hyper-controlled past can be tricky for your future career. In these 10 Gifs from her new song We Can’t Stop, Cyrus approximates sex appeal and kookiness without ever coming close to nailing either. She slices off her fingers, frots a massive teddy bear, twerks, engages in a spot of lipstick lesbian, rubs a slice of white bread over her face and smooches a Barbie doll. Naturally, in this check box approach to outrageous pop antics, she alludes to drugs use. In courting controversy, Cyrus manages to come across as remarkable uncontroversial, overly contrived and conservative. Still, at least she’s having fun. Beats working:

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Posted: 21st, June 2013 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comment

Tamara Ecclestone flashes her bum at that swanky sun-kissed wedding

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OK! has an update on the wedding of pneumatic bum cream modelTamara Ecclestone — daughter of F1 supremo and 1960s action figure Bernie. As previously recorded, Tamara has decamped from her £45 million Kensington house with walk-in birkin museum and crystal bath to marry a Jay Rutland on the French Riviera.

Details of the £12 million do are emerging.

At the rented out Grand Hotel du Cap-Ferrat, Bernie coughed up for Mariah Carey, Elton John, Mark Ronson and Lionel Richie to provide atmosphere.

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Posted: 21st, June 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Nigella Lawson Watch: the day Charles Saatchi attacked Elvis Costello and some kids

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THE Sun says Nigella Lawson has lost weight. The Sun says Nigella “paced 20 yards to a restaurant”. Nigella, “dressed in knee-length boots , trousers and blouse” is not wearing a wedding ring.

All vital information for us to hold dear lest something happens to the TV cook. The tabloids have already been helping the police with their enquiries, The People publishing pictures of Mr Nigella, Charles Saatchi, holding his wife about the throat. He’s now got a police record.

Speaking to the London Evening Standard, Saatchi said:

“Although Nigella made no complaint, I volunteered to go to Charing Cross station and take a police caution after a discussion with my lawyer because I thought it was better than the alternative of this hanging over all of us for months.”

The Sun goes on to look at victims of domestic violence. Loretta Butterworth, whose husband got an 18-month community order for stamping on her, says she “hopes Nigellas know when to walk away”. Tina Nash, who was blinded by her boyfriend (Shane Jenkin was given a life sentence for gouging out her eyes), says women should flee abuseive relationships “before it’s too late”.

The Sun understands. It zoom in on Nigella sat at a cafe table in London’s Mayfair. Should Lawson invade her personal space, the Sun’s man with a long lens will not hesitate to fire at will. He will then report the matter to his editors, who will create a story around the images and publish the lot as the next day’s news. That’s how much the Sun despises domestic abuse. Where ever it is, the Sun’s women protectors will photograph it from range.

In other news, the Independent’s John Walsh appears on his paper’s cover to tell readers:

From charmer to bully: My encounter with Charles Saatchi – I’ve never met a man with such strict views on what music my son should buy

From being rough with a woman to dictating to kids, Saatchi is being undone. Walsh remembers the horror:

It was the King’s Road, Chelsea, about seven years ago. I was in the HMV record store, now sadly extinct. My son, aged 14, was prowling the CD racks; I was down the other end of the store, browsing the (ahem) European arthouse cinema. There I met Nigella, with whom I worked at The Sunday Times years ago. We chatted and she said, “Come and meet Charles”. He was taller than I expected, dark-eyed and watchful, in a white shirt and long black coat – a saturnine figure, who turned his gaze upon a stranger like a cobra eyeing its quaking prey.

A few days ago, Charles Saatchi was an advertising man who collected lots of art. He is now The Hoodle Claw. Walsh gives an example of what he calls bullying:

We ambled to the music section. I introduced my son Max to Nigella’s son Bruno. Each boy was carrying a pile of CDs they were hoping their dads would buy them. Charles took his stepson’s pile and leafed through it. “Mmm… mmm… good,” he murmured, at the boy’s choices.  Then, “What’s this?” he said, about a classic rock album from the  1960s. “You’re not having that,” said Saatchi, firmly. “Why live in the past? What’s wrong with modern stuff?” While his stepson tried to protest, Saatchi flicked through my son’s CDs like a Customs official. “Yeah… good… no wait. Why d’you want this?” He held up This Year’s Model by Elvis Costello. “I like Elvis Costello,” said Max. “Why shouldn’t I?”

“I don’t think so,” said Saatchi in a don’t-argue-with-me-voice. “Why d’you want to go back to the old days? Absolutely not.” Max, outraged, looked at me as though to ask, “Is this guy, like, in charge?”

Ah, the poor lambs. They are now cast as hapless victims or an orchestrated, relentless campaign to mock their music tastes. Let’s hope with therapy the devastated victims can escape psychological problems and go on to buy all The Who’s albums on iTunes.

Posted: 20th, June 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment

James Gandolfini: the greatest TV star of his age dies

** ADVANCE FOR FRIDAY, JUNE 8 **FILE**Actor James Gandolfini, right, and David Chase, creator of the HBO television series "The Sopranos," pose together after a panel discussion at the Writers Guild in Beverly Hills, Calif., March 31, 1999. Gandolfini portrays New Jersey mob boss Tony Soprano in the series, which concludes in June 2007. (AP Photo/Jill Connelly)

JAMES Gandolfini, star turn in the greatest TV show of all time – that’s The Sopranos – has died. The man who gave flesh and bone to Tony Soprano died in Italy. He was 51.

The Sopranos creator David Chase (see above) pays tribute:

“[James] was a genius. Anyone who saw him even in the smallest of his performances knows that. He is one of the greatest actors of this or any time. A great deal of that genius resided in those sad eyes. I remember telling him many times, ‘You don’t get it. You’re like Mozart.’ There would be silence at the other end of the phone.”

Even the intro was fantastic:

In photos:


Posted: 20th, June 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment

The most unforgettable corridors in sci-fi – in photos

CORRIDORS. Not just any old creepy, long, silent, anxiety-inducing, lonely, crippling, haunted corridors, but eerie, antiseptic, soulless, menacing, echoey, brooding, lugubrious corridors in sci-fi films. Corridors that when you scream no-one can hear you.

Corridors are the places in film that let the dialogue pause and the tensions build. You’d run along though them. If your legs let you.

These are the best corridors in sci-fi:

Code-46 – Michael-Winterbottom (2003)

Code 46 (2003, Michael Winterbottom)



The Black-Hole – Gary Nelson (1979)

The Black Hole (1979, Gary Nelson)



Ikarie XB-1 (1963, Jindřich Polák)

Ikarie XB-1 (1963, Jindřich Polák)



Star Wars

Star wars



Ridley Scott’s Alien

Ridley Scott’s Alien



George Lucas’s THX-1138

George Lucas’s THX 1138



Dr. Who and the Daleks (1965, Gordon Flemyng)

Dr. Who and the Daleks (1965, Gordon Flemyng)



Stereo (1969, David Cronenberg)

Stereo (1969, David Cronenberg)



Saturn 3 (1980, Stanley Donen)

Saturn 3 (1980, Stanley Donen)



Outland (1981, Peter Hyams)

Outland (1981, Peter Hyams)



Equilibrium (2002, Kurt Wimmer)

Equilibrium (2002, Kurt Wimmer)



Alphaville: Une étrange aventure de Lemmy Caution (1965, Jean-Luc Godard)

Alphaville- Une étrange aventure de Lemmy Caution (1965, Jean-Luc Godard)



Titan A.E. (2000, Don Bluth and Gary Goldman)

Titan A.E. (2000, Don Bluth and Gary Goldman)



Forbidden Planet (1956, Fred M. Wilcox)

Forbidden Planet (1956, Fred M. Wilcox)



2010 (1984, Peter Hyams)

2010 (1984, Peter Hyams)



Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977, George Lucas)

Star Wars Episode IV- A New Hope (1977, George Lucas)



Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (1977, George Lucas)

Star Wars Episode IV- A New Hope 1 (1977, George Lucas)



Solyaris (1972, Andrei Tarkovsky)

Solyaris (1972, Andrei Tarkovsky)



Event Horizon (1997, Paul W. S. Anderson)

Event Horizon (1997, Paul W. S. Anderson)



2001: A Space Odyssey (1968, Stanley Kubrick)

2001- A Space Odyssey (1968, Stanley Kubrick)



Westworld (1973, Michael Crichton)

Westworld (1973, Michael Crichton)



Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991, Nicholas Meyer)

Star Trek VI- The Undiscovered Country (1991, Nicholas Meyer)



Robocop (1987, Paul Verhoeven)

Robocop (1987, Paul Verhoeven)



Upside Down (2012, Juan Diego Solanas)

Upside Down (2012, Juan Diego Solanas)



Species (1995, Roger Donaldson)

Species (1995, Roger Donaldson)



Earth vs. the Flying Saucers (1956, Fred F. Sears)

Earth vs. the Flying Saucers (1956, Fred F. Sears)

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Posted: 19th, June 2013 | In: Film, Flashback, Key Posts | Comments (2)

Kanye West: hopelessly self-important rapper mocks Muhammad Ali’s Parkinson’s

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KANYE West, the hopelessly self-important rapper, says on his new album, Yeezus “get this bitch shaking like Parkinson’s”.

Steve Ford, Chief Executive at Parkinson’s UK, is upset:

“Kanye West has shown an inexcusable level of stupidity and cruelty towards people living with an incurable condition. Life with Parkinson’s is difficult enough without becoming fodder for insensitive celebrities who should know better, looking for their next big hit.

“People with Parkinson’s have to cope with intolerable social discrimination on a daily basis – often to the point where they are afraid to go out in public – and this sort of thoughtless, callous comment can only serve to make things even worse for them.”

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Posted: 19th, June 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment

David Bowie mural in Brixton shows the cover of his 1973 album Aladdin Sane

A NEW mural painted on a Brixton wall by James Cochran aka Jimmy C shows the image of David Bowie from the cover of his 1973 album Aladdin Sane.

David Robert Jones was Brixton born in 1947.

New mural painted by James Cochran aka Jimmy C showing the image of Bowie from the cover of his 1973 album Aladdin Sane painted in Brixton, London.


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Posted: 19th, June 2013 | In: Music | Comment

Rupert Murdoch divorce mystery: the clues in his one-name tweets

NEWS that Rupert Murdoch is divorcing Wendi Deng, has yet to reach the media man’s twitter account. There have been rumours – strenuously denied – that an affair lies behind the marital split. The Hollywood Reporter summed up in the headline:

A spokesperson for Tony Blair flatly denied media rumors that Wendi Murdoch is romantically involved with the former British prime minister.

Murdoch’s Sun newspaper hasn’t focused much on the split. The Media Blog notes:
News of Murdoch’s divorce, which made it onto the front pages of other papers, made it onto page 11 of The Sun and rated as marginally less interesting in terms of column inches than recent stories about KT Tunstall, Billy Ray Cyrus and Harold Hamm (no, me either).
But what says Murdoch? Well, he has the habit of tweeting names. Nothing else. Just names. Are they clues? Are they memory aides? Is he choosing his next partner?
rupert murdoch 2

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Posted: 19th, June 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment