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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Irony overload: Cheryl Cole ditches X Factor for a career in music

The Sun has news on ‘nation’s sweetheart’ Cheryl Cole and her X Factor career:

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Isn’t The X

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Posted: 5th, April 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Daily Mail praises Ronnie Corbett with brilliant caption error

Ronnie Corbett has died. I think he’s probably laughing at this Daily Mail caption error

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Posted: 31st, March 2016 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, News, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


More TV repeats: Vernon Kaye and Rhian Sugden sexting ‘shame’

rhian_sugden1 Vernon Kaye is the bland, too-tall presenter of bland TV shows. He’s in the news. OK! magazine says:

Who is Rhian Sugdon? Everything we know about glamour model accused of texting married Vernon Kay

But the Mirror says it’s all

Posted: 29th, March 2016 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Bree Olson: making a fortune from sex

bree-face Former porn tar Bree Olson is upset. Says Bree in a  video  for something called, rather oddly,  Real Women, Real Stories, as if all other stories about women and told by women are unreal, inauthentic and unshaped by scripting, narrative

Posted: 27th, March 2016 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Dave Brubeck’s “Take 5” Performed On Sitar Is Glorious

Dave Brubeck’s “Take 5” on sitar. “Where would you see this wondrous stuff on conventional

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Posted: 24th, March 2016 | In: Music | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


PJS and YMA gag tabloids over ‘open relationship’

This is an odd one. The Telegraph  writes:

The Court of Appeal has allowed a well-known entertainer to keep his extra-marital “threesome” secret in a move which heralds the return of the court injunction.

Are all three parties gagged?

Judges

Posted: 22nd, March 2016 | In: Celebrities, News, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Police hunting drive-by rap battlers in open-toe sandles

 

 

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To Massachusetts, where police are searching for two men challenging passers-by to rap battles.

Charlton police said a black SUV with two or three men in their late teens or early 20s inside, pulled up to three

Posted: 17th, March 2016 | In: Music, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Child Star horror: Chris Evans Is Chuckie Finster

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Shit look-alike of the day: Chris Evans is Chuckie Finster from TV’s Rugrats .

As Tom Jamieson notes: “Terrible when former child stars go

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Posted: 15th, March 2016 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Top Gear: Chris Evans shows us the bullshit skid marks around The Cenotaph

 

How do you trail the new series of BBC TV show  Top Gear?   Easy You allow the BBC to shut roads in central London so that Matt LeBlanc can wheel spin around The Cenotaph in a Ford Mustang.

Posted: 14th, March 2016 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kim Kardashian naked photos are also available in analogue format

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For those of you with slow broadband, unable to see pictures of Kim Kardashian naked, and for whom footage of the reality TV star’s porn movie is available on VHS, there is the analogue Kim. In Melbourne, Australia,

Posted: 14th, March 2016 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Daily Star turns Viola Beach ‘accident’ into something sinister

Viola Beach

 

Investigators say the deaths of all four members of British band Viola Beach was an “accident”. The driver “did not intend to kill himself or the group” from Warrington. As the Times reports:

Kris Leonard, River Reeves, Tomas Lowe,

Posted: 11th, March 2016 | In: Celebrities, Music, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Robbie Williams’ wife did go break his supermarket virginity

“Robbie Williams’ wife Ayda Field has been on ITV’s Loose Women . The paper  tuned in and tells readers, “Robbie’s never been to a supermarket”.

 

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Says Anya: “Rob is now 42 for the first time

You have

Posted: 11th, March 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


High Rise: see the movie props that hark back to 1970s Briton

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High-Rise is a vision of hell set in the 1970s. It’s a bit like the EastEnders omnibus, only without the nightmarish Shane Ritchie. In the Creative Review, Mark Sinclair interviews graphic artists Michael Eaton and Felicity Hickson:

Posted: 10th, March 2016 | In: Film, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Bill Wyman: what will they say about sex and Mandy Smith when he’s dead?

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Bill Wyman is not dead. The former Rolling Stone’s been to the wedding to Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall. The Sunday Times featured him in an article on the “stars aligning for Rupert and Jerry”.

Today the Express leads

Posted: 9th, March 2016 | In: Celebrities, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


5 fabulous vintage horror movie gifs

 

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Form the top: Ape, My Mom’s A Werewolf,  War of the Colossal Beast, Attack of the 50

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Posted: 8th, March 2016 | In: Film, Gifs | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cheryl And Liam Payne spin their great romance

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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Varsini is seen stepping out with One Direction’s dullest member Liam Payne. The Mirror says the pair are “definitely an item”. In no way is this a PR stunt to keep us interested in The X

Posted: 7th, March 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


An incredible photo of Victoria Beckham’s bush

The Daily Mirror has news on Victoria Beckham and her bush on page 3:

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Posted: 7th, March 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The good the bad and the ugly cat

The good the bad and the ugly cat!

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Posted: 3rd, March 2016 | In: Film, Gifs | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Watch Park: Jurassic Park without the dinosaurs

William Hirsch rids Jurassic Park  of the dinosaurs in his new video “Park” .

We have such beautiful attractions as:

Field
Bird
Jeep w/ Logo
Jeff Goldblum

COMING UP NEXT: “World”

Here’s the VFX breakdown:

Jurassic Park Without Any Dinosaurs

Posted: 2nd, March 2016 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Heather Mills to star in Competitive Environmentalist of The Year

Heather Mills is off The Jump  TV event. The former Mrs Paul McCartney was injured, thus becoming the seventh celeb to leave the show under doctor’s orders. In the Star , Peter Dyke gives Heather hope that she can return

Posted: 29th, February 2016 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Leicester Mercury’s man at the movies’ sassy reviews are hilarious

The Leicester Mercury’s  man at the movies has been writing sassy reviews.

 

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Posted: 29th, February 2016 | In: Film, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Jimmy Savile sex hunt: Paedo Peel and the only popstar who seduced a groupie

tumblr_o38bsczQGl1u5f06vo1_1280  The Mirror has a BBC paedophile scoop: “World Famous singer seduced tragic BBC girl”. The “girl” was 15-year-old Claire McAlpin e, who committed suicide.  The superstar singer who “seduced” her is..?

David Bowie!

No. This one’s still alive. But the

Posted: 28th, February 2016 | In: Celebrities, News | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Watch the 1970s BBC documentary: Man Alive – The Disc Jockeys

john-peel paedo In February 1970 the BBC broadcast the documentary Man Alive: The Disc Jockeys.  The series was edited by Esther Rantzen’s future hubby Desmond Wilcox. ( More on them here .) The show focused on the new wave of BBC Radio

Posted: 26th, February 2016 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, News, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jimmy Savile and John Peel’s sex with underage girls will end the depraved BBC

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When asked by a reporter in 2001 whether he was concerned if he would be remembered as a conning pervert and abuser when he died ,” Jimmy Savile replied:

‘If I’m gone that’s that. Bollocks to my legacy. Whatever

Posted: 26th, February 2016 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0