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Celebrity news & gossip from the world’s showbiz and glamour magazines (OK!, Hello, National Enquirer and more). We read them so you don’t have to, picking the best bits from the showbiz world’s maw and spitting it back at them. Expect lots of sarcasm.

Kelly Brook’s naked skin is like a ‘pink fluffy coat’

Shocking news on Sun favourite Kelly Brook:

 

Kelly BRook naked strip

 

Zoom in to the news that Kelly “strips down to a pink fluffy coat”.

 

Kelly BRook naked strip

 

 

It’s nothing a good session of depilation can’t sort.…

Posted: 9th, February 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Beth Tweddle injured, The Jump axed and TV executives in cliff diving show

beth tweddle back neck the jump

 

Former British Olympic gymnast Beth Tweddle was badly injured competing on The Jump, a TV show featuring celebrities taking part in winter sports. It’s an absurd format. Watching the Winter Olympics is dull; watching celebs try out cold-weather …

Posted: 9th, February 2016 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Unsure abut fracking? Mark Ruffalo is here to help you decide

Screen Shot 2016-02-08 at 21.52.12Not sure what to make of fracking? Well, this should make your mind up. An American actor has been talking to the Guardian:

David Cameron is making an enormous “legacy mistake” by going all-out for fracking in the UK,

Posted: 8th, February 2016 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Time for Tango to give Jamie Oliver a good slap

jamie oliver fatJamie Oliver says he will “go ninja” should David Cameron refuse to impose a ‘sugar tax’ on fizzy drinks. Ninja’s are people you can’t see or hear. Go for it, Jamie. Go ninja. Stay ninja!

Oliver wants anyone who eats …

Posted: 8th, February 2016 | In: Celebrities, News, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Chris Packham collects animal poo and keeps it above his wardrobe

News is that people send BBC telly’s Chris Packham poo in the post. We’ve had a few missives like that at Anorak. We forward the keepsakes to Hollywood director John Walters and two girls in the USA for their cup. …

Posted: 8th, February 2016 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Penny Lancaster: ‘I wear my period on my wrist’

Penny Lancaster periodBig news of those of you wearing Kabbala-style red bracelets. Mrs Rod Stewart, Penny Lancaster, revealed on ITV’s Loose Women that she wears a red ‘bracelet’ to signal to anyone it’s her period. “It warns men it’s that time of …

Posted: 5th, February 2016 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kerry Katona give Natasha Hamilton a divorce lawyer as a wedding gift

DUBLIN, IRELAND - FEBRUARY 25: 'Queen of the Jungle' Kerry McFadden poses with a kebab as she receives an honourary Abrakebabra Gold Card which entitles her to free food at the restaurant chain February 25, 2004 in Dublin, Ireland. Colin Farrell & Keith Duffy hold gold cards also. (Photo by ShowBiz Ireland/Getty Images)

 

Kerry Katona, formerly Kerry McPadding, is in the news. The Star reports that the once leading face of supermarket own-brand ketchup is giving Natasha Hamilton a wedding gift. Kerry’s giving away “her divorce lawyer’s number”.

Says Kerry: “I’m not

Posted: 5th, February 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


TV listings of the day: Sky Movies does Groundhog Day on loop

Sky Comedy next Tuesday:

 

Sky Movies Groundhog day

Posted: 31st, January 2016 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


John Inman: dead actor dug up and beaten with sticks

inmanTime to toss another dead body on the paedophile police pyre. The People leads with news of a police investigation into the life of the late actor John Inman. Did he “sexually assault a boy” aged 13? Dunno.

But emotions …

Posted: 31st, January 2016 | In: Celebrities, News, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Listen to Terry Wogan signing off his BBC Radio breakfast show in 2009

Listen as Terry Wogan signs off his BBC Radio 2 breakfast show. Wogan presented his final Radio 2 breakfast show on 18 December 2009. This is emotional:

 

Posted: 31st, January 2016 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Listen to Rick Wakeman’s wonderful piano version of David Bowie’s ‘Life on Mars’

 

Rick Wakeman played on David Bowie‘s Life on Mars. On January 10 2015, Wakeman played a piano version on BBC Radio 2. It’s lovely. Truly. Wakeman has since recorded a new version of the song along …

Posted: 30th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities, Music, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rita Ora’s naked breasts are too racy for the tabloids

Rita Ora has posed topless. The X Factor judge and pop star has posed pretty much naked for French magazine Lui. You can see the photos here. But you cannot see them in the Daily Star. And that’s …

Posted: 30th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities, NSFW, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Baltimore bigwigs want huge statue of Divine and her dog poo dinner

divine poopThe junction of Read and Tyson Streets, Baltimore, was the setting for a seminal movie moment. It’s where Babs Johnson (Divine), star of John Waters’ Pink Flamingos, cemented a hard-fought reputation as the Filthiest Person Alive by watching as a …

Posted: 30th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Topless Rita Ora helps the Sun move Page 3 to page 7

To date, 245,334 people have supported the Petition to “drop the bare boobs from the Sun newspaper”. It demands:

No More Page 3.

George Alagiah doesn’t say, ‘And now let’s look at Courtney, 21, from Warrington’s bare breasts,’ in the

Posted: 29th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Chickening: a remix of Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining by Nick DenBoer and Davy Force

The Chickening is a new take on Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining, by Nick DenBoer and Davy Force.

 

Posted: 26th, January 2016 | In: Film | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Abe Vigoda (February 24, 1921 – January 26, 2016)

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Posted: 26th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ice Cube on Oscars race row: ‘like crying about not having enough icing on your cake’

Ice Cube has few words on the complaint about a lack of black nominees at this year’s Oscars. His film, Straight Outta Compton, wasn’t nominated. Does he care?

Posted: 24th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jimmy Savile and Jon Peel: the BBC’s ugly Englishmen are always perverts

savile the womblesJimmy Savile is back in the news. The Sun leads with the Jimmy Savile Report, the review by Dame Janet Smith into the BBC stalwart who post-death was labelled the most prolific child molester of all time. News is that …

Posted: 22nd, January 2016 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, NSFW | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Listen to David Bowie imitate Springsteen, Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, Marc Bolan and more in a 1985 studio tape

 

Flashbak has spotted this David Bowie gem, in which the changes singer imitates Bruce Springsteen, Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, Marc Bolan, Tom Waits and whoever else at a London recording session in 1985. Marc Saunders was there. He’s uploaded …

Posted: 21st, January 2016 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Misleading headline of the day: Danniella Westbook’s Big Brother ‘cocaine shame’

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The Daily Star is the “official Big Brother newspapers”. Every day the Star publishes front-page news on goings on the TV celebrity silo, saving readers the bother of tuning in. today the Star says:

“Big Bro Danni New

Posted: 21st, January 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tabloid caption of the day: Chris Martin ‘craves pancakes’

Uncoupled former Mr Gwyneth Paltrow, Chris Martin, appears topless in the Daily Mail. Like no-one we’ve ever met, the Mail wonders why Chris – 38, rich, lots of free time, pop star – is not fat and pictured eating …

Posted: 21st, January 2016 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Norway clocktower chimes Lemmy and David Bowie songs every day

To Oslo, where the 49 bells in the clocktower on City Hall  play Changes by David Bowie and Electricity by Lemmy Kilmister’s Motörhead at 6pm and 7pm respectively. This will continue until May 31st.

 

Spotter: Metal Hammer

Posted: 18th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities, News | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kanye West: ‘David Bowie’s torch has been passed to me’

kanye west bowieKanye West is working on a David Bowie tribute album, says the Daily Star in “Kanye turning all Ziggy”. West will record his own version of – get this – Rebel Rebel and Changes.

Nothing says rebellion like copying …

Posted: 18th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madonna’s beyond parody David Bowie tribute

madonna bowie tribute

 

Madonna sang Rebel Rebel in tribute to David Bowie at one of her shows.

Do we all agree in the right to be different, she asked the crowd? Yeah, we all agree, Madge, they yelled back. Let’s be different!…

Posted: 16th, January 2016 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0