Katie Price Seduces Peter Andre With Sex Photos And Introduces New Lover
PSSST! Wanna buy some Katie Price sex pictures? Wanna see I’m A Celebrity bugbear Jordan getting them out and getting it one without having to trawl the web? Come closer. The Daily Star is advertising the sale of such images on its front page:
JORDAN SEX PICS FOR SALE
Yeah, sorry. Only pictures. If you want some moving porn you need to respond to a coupon on in the Star’s classifieds’ section or tune into its sister organ, Channel X. As for these sex pics:
KATIE Price is desperate to stop Alex Reid going public with sexplosive photos that could ruin her career.
Posted: 26th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Adam Lambert On The Early Show, In Pictures
ADAM Lambert is last season’s runner up on American Idol. At the American Music Awards, Lambert’s music took in a rubbing a dancer’s face into his crotch. If it helps him hit the low notes, so be it.
He then got off with a male band member and stuck his finger up in the air. Lots of people tuned in, 1,500 complained and Lambert is no longer a lump of reality TV dross - Lambert is edgy and challenging and turning telly viewers gay.
Lambert then went on GMA stands for ‘Gays Made America’. But he didn’t - his performance was cancelled. Do instead he stuck his gayness of The Early Show, and families tuning in got to see a pretty ordinary signer with dyed hair – think Jess Conrad meets The Producer’s Hitler - sing a song.
Posted: 25th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Twilight’s Ashley Greene’s Maxim Spread, In Pictures
LAST time we saw Twilight actress Ashley Greene she was topless and bottomless showing off her Twits. Now she’s graduated to lads mags and was celebrating her Maxim magazine cover with a party at Avenue in New York.
What happens next for the Twilight films’ teenage stars – the confessional book, rehab or the porn spread? Or will the films just keep going…forever as an undead franchise, or at leat until Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart get their own nickname: Stinson, Pewart, Rosten..?
On Anythinghollywood you can hear Katie Holmes telling you the New Moon plot.
Posted: 25th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
New George Best Waxwork Goes On Show
YOU know you’ve arrived when you’re made into a wax statue. There is something creepy about waxworks. At Ireland’s National Wax Museum Television pundit Eamon Dunphy unveils a new waxwork of himself. Besides him a waxy Calum Best, doe-faced song to George Best, puts his arm around a candle made to look like his departed father and grins.
The only people who have ever looked exactly like their waxworks massed at David Gest’s wedding to Liza Minnelli. The bride and groom stood beside Michael Jackson and Liz Taylor looked less like flesh and bone humans being than a wax exhibit. This impression was encouraged by them all appearing to be on the point of melting, a single turn of the central heating dial from turning into puddles. And then there is this lot who seem to be turning into wax.
The World’s Worst Michael Jackson Waxworks
Nicole Kidman, Simon Cowell And Pope Benedict Meet For Dublin Summit
Michael Jackson In The World’s Most Bizarre Waxwork Ehibition
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Posted: 25th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Katie Price Dominates OK! And Samantha Fox
IN OK! magazine’s continuing linger around Katie Price and I’m A Celebrity, readers get to meet Samantha Fox, the…
“… pint-sized, boobalicious, spunky volcano of fun.” (Photos here.)
Sam Fox “brims with gumption, overflows with attitude and rumbles with mischief.”
Sam Fox cannot be contained. That’s her, the one in the glasses, sat on her hammock doing as she’s told and doing her best to make Jimmy ‘Interesting’ White look like Steve Davis’s slower brother.
Posted: 25th, November 2009 | In: OK! | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Katie Price Wanted Alex Reid To Follow her To Australia
ONCE again Katie Price and Peter Andre are on the cover of OK! magazine. Britain’s answer to Brangelina are on the cover of Britain’s answer to the National Enquirer.
One thing is missing. No, not news. Well, not only that. The thing that’s missing is Angelina Jolie. If Peter Andre is Brad Pitt - stick with it – and Katie Price is Jennifer Aniston, who is going to be Jolie and marry Peter?
That for later, for now dignified Peter Andre wants to tell us on the cover:
“I’D RATHER WATCH MR POTATO HEAD THAN KATIE.”
Posted: 25th, November 2009 | In: OK! | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Scouting For Girls And Newton Faulkner Play The Union Chapel, In Pictures
ANORAK continues to highlight music acts living the dream without the need for Simon Cowell’s televised pop school of pap. Today’s pictures feature Newton Faulkner, introduced by Jo Whiley and sister Frances, Little Comet and Scouting for Girls. Hey kids, you can sing your own song:
X Factor At The Union Chapel: Lostprophets, King Blues And The Black Out
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Posted: 25th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Russian Singer Natalie Bounces On Jennifer Lopez Bum Implants
EARLIER this week Jennifer Lopez fell on his big bum at the AMM music awards and bounced back up again. Russian singer Natlie was inspired and copied J-Lo.
Of course, Jennifer Lopez did not fall. Oh no. As she told us and Pete Doherty:
“Did I? Did I? Did I trip a little bit? I don’t even remember,” Lopez said with a chuckle. “Yeah, I meant to do that. You should know me better than that. That was part of the choreography… The measure of things is not what happens when you fall, it’s how you recover when you fall.”
Here’s Natalie’s tribute act - with balloons:
Posted: 25th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: Jedward Go GAY, Win I’m A Celebrity And Hate Susan Boyle
X FACTOR rejects Jedward are now 8-1 to win I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. Having swallowed Simon Cowell and Louis Walsh’s balls, they are on course to swallow something still more fragrant in the Blue Peter garden.
Before that, Jedward are to sing at GAY Heaven this Saturday night, following in the footsteps of Lucie Jones, Rachel Adedeji, Kandy Rain and JLS.
Now the duo have been fast tracked into tabloid journalism, and are seated in the editor’s car for the Sun’s Bizarre section.
Highlights include:
* Jedward calling Lady Gag “Lady Baba” - “They think she’s brilliant.”
* Jedward have the autographs of Avril Lavigne, the Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears
* Jedward’s hair is a combination of “VO5 and hairspray” - as is their voice.
Says Gordon Smart:
“X Factor rascals John and Edward Grimes are national heroes in Ireland – up there in the popularity steaks with U2, big Jack Charlton and Guinness.”
Bad news for U2, Our Jackie and Guinness, because Louis Walsh has already told us:
“They got a really hard time from people in Ireland, from people who have never met them and didn’t know them. I had it before with Boyzone and different bands before. People slag you off - it’s a weird thing, it’s an Irish thing.”
Posted: 25th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Peter Andre ‘Begs’ Katie Price To Come Home
KATIE Price and Peter Andre: Katie is out of the jungle and the talk is of she and Peter Andre getting back together. Or is it?
The Daily Mirror’s front page leads with “The Fall Of the Jordan Empire”
This news follows yesterday’s comment by Sue Carroll - “Everybody’s favourite columnist” - in which the voice of the paper told Mirror readers:
“So before Miss Price, Jordan, Katie or whatever she wants to call herself suffers any more sad delusions it should be made clear that the majority of the British people do not give a kangaroo’s testes about her.”
Happily, the Daily Mirror is not in the majority – it just thinks it is - and its readers just love Katie, which is why Katie/Jordan/Kate/Pricey is slapped on the front page…again.
While the Mirror holds up a huge full colour photo of Katie Price and says how she is old news, the Daily Star at least tries to crete new news with its front-page scremer:
Pete begs Kate come home now
Posted: 25th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
IN NME, Pete Doherty tells readers that he was on a life support machine in Swindon’s Great Western Hospital when his heart stopped a few weeks back. And Jennifer Lopez explains how she came for fall on her backside at the American Music Awards.
What happened, Peter Doherty? He explains:
“If I hadn’t been on a life support machine I’d have been in Ireland. But my heart stopped. It was a really strange turn of events.”
Yeah. Far out.
“Obviously, the doctors’ immediate thought was that it was to do with drugs but it wasn’t - it was some kind of poisoning.”
Bad drugs?
“What happened? Well, I don’t know, I don’t remember. At the time I thought I was a taxi driver offering to take everyone to Elephant And Castle.”
Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Amy Winehouse Wears Blake’s Engagement Ring And Marries
AMY Winehouse is wearing Blake Fielder Civil’s ring. On her finger. Before Katie Price and Peter Andre can reunite, Amy and Blake are getting back together.
Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Hello! | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Rise Fall And Rise Again Of Brad Pitt’s Stripping Singer Victoria Hart
THE Sun spots Victoria Hart, the American-born teenager hired to sing for George Clooney and Brad Pitt for the Oceans 13 party in Cannes in 2007. Hart is also the paper’s former blogger, who wrote for the paper about her time in the US.
The Sun says Hart is now working as a stripper for £20 a dance. No big deal. The Sun features Page 3 Girls and leads with news of Katie Price, a woman whose primary sexual characteristics are good clean family fun. The paper also features adverts for adult movies and chat lines for “college girls” and “naughty women”. It’s just that grainy image makes it looks like Hart is up to no good:
The California-born beauty said: “The worst bit is when they try and touch you. You can turn around and they will actually lick you. It can be horrible, but the money’s good.” She added: “I’ve had some problems but things are still working out. I didn’t want anyone to know about this.”
Thanks to the Sun’s Richard White and that grainy picture now everyone knows about it; and reminded of her existence.
Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jeremy Kyle: Access All Areas: Kyle Meets The People Of Walmart
AT an Asda supermarket in central Southampton, Jeremy Kyle of signing copies of his new DVD, Jeremy Kyle Access All Areas, aka “Shut up! It’s MY show! BE A MAN!, my love.”
Says the blurb:
Ever wondered what happens to the guests before and after the cameras roll on THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW?
They get play Xtreme Scrabble? They are forced to listen to 128bmp rave albums? They fail their O’Levels, are unable to find a satisfying job, marry their 345th sexual partner and then after five children and a recreational drug misunderstanding kids they appear on the show?
Well now you can find out, with this ALL ACCESS release that’s exclusive to DVD.
Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: Olly Murs Loses His Virginity Like Michael Jackson And Feels For Stacey Solomon
IN this week’s heat magazine, you can meet the “REAL OLLY MURS”. Well, not really. You can meet X Factor contestant Olly Murs’ twin bother, Ben Murs.
Had Ben and Olly teamed up sing as a double act on the X Factor they’d have been Bolly. Ben would have got the first letter but Olly would have seen his entire name used in band’s tabloid name. Like Edward, of Jedward, Olly would have been the substance.
Ben tells us that Olly was “very sweet”, “placid”, “shy” and “caring”. He “didn’t lose his virginity until he was 18”.
Caring Ben than says that his brother is – get this - “very private”, was “devastated” when his girlfriend and he parted. And then we get the best part about how Ben and Olly are different:
“I was thinking that the other day. You know, like Michael Jackson used to be very different off screen, but when he was on stage it was like, ‘I’m here. This is what I can do.’ Olly’s exactly like that.”
Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Heat | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Paloma Faith Plays Koko, In Photos
ACTRESS and singer Paloma Faith performs at the Koko, London. Anorak was there to see the woman who looks like a young Geena Davis channelling Helena Bonham Carter in Lady Gaga’s wardrobe. Says she:
“I was on their [Hollyoaks] music show - had I been offered a part on Hollyoaks, I would have firmly declined it because it’s rubbish.”
It’s all pretty entertaining. We’ve got the pictures – Anorak – bringing you music acts beyond the reality TV dross:
Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: Hairy Jordans Jedward To Star On I’m A Celebrity And Coronation Street
WHEN Jedward left the X Factor on the same night Katie Price quit the I’m A Celebrity jungle, we knew there would be no shortage of tabloid exclusives.
Today the Sun accompanies its front–page news that Katie Price has dumped Alex Reid, with the story:
NOW BOSSES WANT JEDWARD FOR JUNGLE
Exile? Well, Australian deserves it, we suppose. Give them a pair of Stubbies, a vest, a can of amber ambition and their li-lo a hearty shove. Bon voyage. Next!
Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Peter Andre And Katie Price Shocker: Couple Agree On Marriage
PETER Andre is bored of talking about Katie Price and their failed marriage. As he told us:
“Isn’t everyone bored of talking about this? I know I am. You’ll notice in a lot of interviews, all that happens is I may just say how I’m feeling now. It comes to a point where you just don’t want to talk about it anymore. The whole thing is just too draining to think about, I just want to move on, talk about music, talk about kids, talk about life.”
Here’s Pete not talking about Katie Price in his New! Magazine column:
“I know everyone is desperate to know what I think of I’m A Celebrity this year, but I swear on my life I have not watched one episode.”
Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Lindsay Lohan And Hollywood’s Kitson Boutique Deserve Each Other
LINDSAY Lohan illustrates how celebrity works, in association with Kitson boutique, Los Angeles.
Anorak’s Man in LA reports:
JUST when you thought things couldn’t get uglier for Lindsay Lohan, comes this item.
You’ll recall that the perpetually problematic actress threw a shit-fit a few weeks ago when she was denied her demand for $14,000 in free clothing just for popping into West Hollywood’s Kitson boutique.
Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
I’m A Celebrity Watch: Katie Price Is More Hated Than Baby P’s Mum
I’M A Celebrity Watch: I’m A Celebrity’s Katie Price is hated by all, loved by Alex Reid, hated by the entire country and replaced by a bikini…
On last night post-Katie Price show, Anorak began Bikini Watch – keeping a tally of how it was before the big holes left by Katie Price and her Jordans were plugged with other contestants.
After 2.8 seconds, we saw Sabrina Washington in a bikini, followed five seconds later by soon-to-be-ejected Lucy Benjamin (get ‘em while you can), and 11 seconds later then we saw Stuart Manning with his chest out.
At the end of the show, having heard Katie’s flat drawl expwain mi weaons fur leeevin’ ther jungal, there was not enough to for Benjamin to say what a wicked time she’d had.
It’s a good fist at replacing Katie Price, but for the papers it is too little and to, well, little. Though no longer on I’m A Celebrity, Katie Price dominates the tabloid chatter. The news round up:
Posted: 24th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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