A Royal Tail

‘ROUNDING up this toff bulletin, Hello! pops along to the christening of Prince Edward’s daughter Lady Louise.

‘He’s got your hair!’

There she is, sitting on her mother’s knee, wrapped in a massive dress that we can only pray is not required to hide a long tail or third foot from her public.

Move on a page and there are a few more shots of mother, baby and the Weed In Tweed smiling and cooing.

But enough of them, it’s time to go to the do.

‘As the country basked in the glorious weather a small, select group of close family and friends gathered at the private chapel at Windsor Castle with proud parents Edward and Sophie.’

And that’s pretty much your lot. There are no shots of Lady Louise being dunked into the font. And that makes us think.

Is there something to hide? How much more bad luck can one little girl stand? She might have her father’s looks, but his tail! Well, that really would be the cruellest luck…’

Posted: 28th, April 2004 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink