Bib & Tucker

“COME ON ENGLAND,” exhorts the message on Kingston James McGregor Rossdale’s bib.

It’s a wonderful piece of clothing. And what with the short hair and demands to be fed a liquid breakfast, lunch and dinner, two-week old Kingston could pass for any number of England football fans out there in the wilds of Germany.

As OK! says, Kingston is “one of the coolest babies in the world”. And even cooler than his bib is his name. Like Brooklyn Beckham and Sean Preston Spears-Federline, his is a location name.

What were the odds on the child of two star rockers naming their child after Kingston upon Hull in England’s drabber northerly reaches? Millions to one, we’d wager.

And while cooler-than-thou Kingston changes into a Bob Marley T-shirt, OK! tells us that he was born in Los Angeles. Gwen gave birth by C-elebrity Section. And Gwen has already started jogging.

But lest you think jogging is about as uncool as you can get, Gwen wants us to know that she will not embarrass “chilled-out” Kingston is public and her Caesarean scar will be covered up with a tattoo of roses and angels.

And maybe – just maybe – an England football shirt…

Posted: 17th, June 2006 | In: Media Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink