Mel Gibson Tells it Like it Is
AFTER watching Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ, an inspired and uplifted Anorak film club burnt down a synagogue.
We wanted to thank Mel for a terrific night out. So when we heard Mel was appearing in a lecture hall at the California State University we knew we had to be there.
We are joined in the stalls by the Enquirer. Mel is taking a question and answer session.
The 130 students and professors have just watched Mel’s latest movie, Apocalyto, the “megaviolent action epic”. It’s a “bloodfest”, says the Enquirer. “Blood be upon us,” say Mel’s fans in one voice. Bring it on.
It’s time for questions.
Up steps Alicia Estrada, an assistant professor of Central American Studies. She tells Mel that what he knows about the Mayans can be engraved on one of the official leather and pewter NailT pendants that passes for official The Passion merchandise.
Mel replies in defiant and Biblical fashion. His answer: “Lady, f**k off!”
A couple of Mayans in the audience voice their complaints. “Make you own movie,” yells Mel.
That’ll teach them to bandy words with a screenplay writing genius.
Gibson’s representative calls Estrada a “heckler who was disruptive and rude”.
Estrada, who might or might not be Jewish, is demanding an apology from Mel. But Mel’s representative chimes in to say that Mel owes her nothing.
Ivana Trump (formerly known as Ivana Trumpenstein, according to sources) says Mel has a “problem” with his anger. He has to “control his emotions”.
But Mel will not be quietened. And certainly not by one of them…
April 3rd, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Mel was right!
April 3rd, 2007 at 7:56 pm
Right about what?
April 4th, 2007 at 11:08 am
headline should read
” Meshegginer mel gibson Tallit like it is”
Yiddish Translation
Tallit=jewish prayer shawl.
Mel Gibson= Madman
April 4th, 2007 at 11:21 am
Why is this headline different from all other headlines?
April 4th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
What an ass this guy Mel Gibson is!
April 5th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
A never ending slam at Gibson is getting old. The same people love attacking every little mistake Gibson makes and blaiming him for every nutcase who burns down a synagogue. More churches are burnt each year than all the other religions put together but I don’t hear anyone saying the Jews did it. And the remark by drunk Gibson that the jews caused all the wars is like the one I hear all the time that religions cause all the wars and I don’t hear the bashers complain about that. All such statements are rediculous. The biggest support jews have are Christians and though some ugly things have happend between Christians and Jews, for the most part they get along well. So for the Gibson bashers, Mel said it about right.
November 7th, 2007 at 2:33 am
Mel
I do wonder why that you do not make a movie of Jesus return to this world and just what happens to the people who will not listen to just what the bible says of this time events of wars, gang killings for control, rape, and so on with all the gay people tring to get their say in every place where they can get control. It could come to lots of citys being wiped off the map.
Harvey