Orlando Blooms On Jennifer Aniston’s Beach
JENNIFER Aniston is on the front page of the National Enquirer. And in her vicinity is Orlando Bloom.
Such is the way of the Hollywood Hills, that there is every chance to believe the couple are dating, soon-to-be-collaborating on a rom-com movie and consulting the Book of Revelations for baby names.
In “ROMANCE BLOOMS”, readers see that both Jen and Orlando love the beach. Jen loves hers. Orlando loves his. And one day they may even share a beach, a possibility the Enquirer encourages with its front-page graphic.
Their relationship promises to develop into an “open romance”.
Jen and Orlando are in Mexico. They are “staring blissfully into each other’s eyes”.
They are dining on a patio in their swimsuits. They share the same manager, one Aleen Keshishan.
Who remains tantalisingly out of shot, and is very possibly on the beach…
October 9th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
yes but have they “canoodled” yet?
October 9th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
It’s in the canoodle…
October 9th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Ehh i dont believe it yet.
October 9th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
I love the beach. We must be having a threesome. Oh no I’m not famous,so that can’t be it
October 10th, 2007 at 4:48 am
I TOTALLY DO NOT BELIVE THESE GOSSIP RUMORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 10th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Wish you crap rumour mongers would make up your mind. Tomorrow you will be telling us he is dating Amanda Kerr. Catcha fucking grip, people, and leave the man alone.
March 17th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
What the hell is wrong wiwth you fucking people? Orlando bloom is such a heart throb and you are pairing him with such bitches like Jennfer Anistone. Dude, if you are going to pair him wit someone, at least put him with a sexy bitch so that we can imagine him fucking her. Now that would be believable!