Nick Nolte Takes A Journey Up Clytie Lane, Hollywood
“THREE chanting midwives delivered Nick Nolte’s baby daughter to his Pilates instructor girlfriend Clytie Lane at their Malibu home - with no doctor present.”
For some time Anorak has been studying the National Enquirer and translating its bon mots for your education. But rarely if ever have we encountered a line that so succinctly epitomises the goings on in Hollywood .
The only things missing from this tableau are the ages of all parties concerned. And we note that Nolte is 66, Clytie – “who appeared in the movie Coffee Date” – is in her thirties.
The baby, a girl, has yet to be named. And we await that development with no little enthusiasm…
Posted: 24th, October 2007 | In: National Enquirer Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 25th, 2007 at 8:55 am
The McCanns can make a kid disappear with aparrently no Doctor present also. I say we dispense with this costly waste of taxpayers money altogether. Think how many bombs you can buy to drop on an oil rich country with that neat little saving!