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Angelina Jolie’s Biopic: Starring Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston

“HOLLYWOOD beauty had resigned herself to never having a life partner, but all that changed when Brad Pitt came onto the scene.” And Jolie got someone else’s.

In this exclusive OK! interview Jolie tell us about her “amazing life”. “It’s “amazing!” Amazing!” says Angelina Jolie, removing all doubt.

Jolie is auditioning for her biopic, in which she will play “poor” Jennifer Aniston to Jennifer Aniston’s pathetic and some may says heartless, cold and husband-stealing Jolie. Caring Angelina would surely like it known that there is always a part for Jennifer in any project she and Brad embark up together, such it the strength of their deep and lasting love.

“Brad aside, Angelina is known for her big heart,” says OK!, skilfully not confusing her with that Aniston creature.

“Brad is so good with Mad, for example,” says Jolie, “and they’ve bonded in such a beautiful way that it almost makes me want to cry – and I never cry.” Not like that Aniston person who cries all the time.

“Honesty and trust are fundamental,” says Jolie. “Brad and I have together and that’s why we’re enjoying our life together.”

It sounds, well, amazing… “I could spend hours just watching Brad enjoying his time with the kids,” says she, words that could come from the mouths of any one of us - “except I’m usually busy changing clothes or getting the kids ready for bed myself!”

Not like that Aniston woman who has no children and only has herself to think about all day and all night…

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15 Responses to “Angelina Jolie’s Biopic: Starring Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston”

  1. 1
    JOy Smith Says:

    The people that still pity jennifer aniston are so pathetic. Brad Pitt wants Angelina Jolie and not the other…”thee who doesn’t want to move on”. Get over it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. 2
    Val Says:

    You JOy Smith are sadly uninformed and ignorant. Brad wants Jolie for now but he’s lost friends and family because of her. He isin a quandry deciding if he should give up all by crazy Jolie since now he knows she is a liar and mentally leveraged..she’s just plain nuts. Oh, everyone likes Jennifer Aniston and she’ll remain our princess but Jolie is already losing so many fans her last film failed at the box office. Guess you’re the last to know and you know nothing. They’ll split and Aniston is the class act when Brad and Angelina are no longer togther .. wait and see!

  3. 3
    Amber Says:

    Yes. It’s said he recently joined a celebrity and millionaire dating site named SearchingMillionaire.com. Many women winked at her there. Seems he is a paid member there.

  4. 4
    Zahalsky Says:

    Brad gave interviews before he met Angelina that he felt his marriage was a show marriage. Jennifer knew he wanted children, but she could never find the time to accomplish that. Brad felt his life was boring and empty. Jennifer was happy just being married to a bigger star than she is, having friends to hang out and do Hollywood things with.

    Then he met Angelina — a woman that was engage in life in so many ways. He admired her charity work — so similiar to George Clooney’s and Bono’s — people he really admired. He loved her son and she was willing to have a child with him. On the other hand, Angelina met a man that loved her children and wanted to share in her charity work. She loved him enough to drop everything and have a child with him.

    Jennifer is a Princess.

    Angelina is a Goddess and Brad is a God.

    This will work.

  5. 5
    Clara Ring Says:

    I think Jennifer has moved on. She herself is beautiful. If she doesn’t want children leave her alone. It’s her life you know. I don’t see her wallowing in self pity. She has long picked up the pieces and moved on.

  6. 6
    That's my girl Says:

    To be honest, if Brad had mentioned he wanted a twice-married tattooed drug taker who never ate when they were married, I am sure Jennifer would have sent out for one. But that’s all bygones. Jennifer cracks me up in most Friends episodes. That’s comic timing for you. Good luck to her in her acting career. Loved her in Nicole Holofcener’s Friends with Money. So strong but understated.

  7. 7
    sharonkeyes Says:

    Angelina and Brad are two adultrees people and they will share in the lake of fire in the pitts of hell if they dont repent with the other lost souls..How sad to call them gods every knee will bow every tongue will confess Jesus is Lord including theres and they will be ashamed for the lie they lived……..KEYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. 8
    Wakalakaka Says:

    How can you admire someone who breaks up a marriage and someone that steals a husband? Jennifer had move on and yet she will always be the ‘victim’ of Brad and Jolie’s relationship. This is based on what I read online or in the magazine.

    You know, if we stop and think…this is not our lives and yet we criticize them too much. Let’s all move on and give them the peace they need.

  9. 9
    Unbelievable Says:

    It is amazing to me, Zahalsky, that you can say with such authority that the reason their marriage broke up was because she wouldn’t have a baby with him. No one really knows what pushed them apart, aside from the sleazy home wrecker, better known as Angelina. If Jennifer wanted to hold off on having children to have a career, why is she wrong for that? Men do that all the time and no one puts blame on them or thinks of them as cold people who deserve to be alone. What a double standard!!! She has the right to live her life for what ever makes her happy without having to answer to you or anyone else. Another thing that baffles me is that anyone would condone what Angelina did and has done before. She has taken men before that were in relationships, and while Brad is to blame as well for leaving Jen, Angelina has a history of being a home wrecker. What kills me, is that if someone stole your significant other, would you be as quick to sing their praises? Would you think it alright for another woman to just swoop in and take your spouse, only because she can’t seem to find a single man? Right!!! I doubt that…I doubt that you would defend the woman that stole your husband or defend the husband that was so quick to leave you for the trashy sleaze of a younger woman.

  10. 10
    Sam Says:

    Jennifer moved on a couple years ago. The magazines just want to sell. Star is the worst
    of all. Brad and Angelina are the ones that aren’t looking so great. They have aged a
    lot and she is skinny as a rail. Jennifer is hot, healthy and seems to be doing just
    what she wants. I would much prefer her. She’ll find someone when she is ready but
    what’s the hurry…..She’s free to do what she wants when she wants.

  11. 11
    Tweedle Dee Says:

    Jennifer Aniston is a lovely lady and I hope to see more of her in the movies. Jolie has a beauty about her, but she also has a dark side and she’s a very clever girl… she’ll always get what she wants with those qualities. Brad is just a cute and wealthy boy in a candy store. That’s what makes the personal side of them so entertaining.

  12. 12
    Tara Says:

    Brad is god & Jolie’s goddess….WHAT?
    Are you for real or are you being cynical?
    If your intent is to ridicule , then am with you!

  13. 13
    Ambay Says:

    Sorry to say Zahalsky… having children in your marriage is not the answer to have a good family and a relationship. Children is a gift from God….but as a husband and wife is already called a family. When you both get older your children will have their own family and they must leave their father and mother and cleave to their spouse. Children is only given to us to train them for God’s will and that is to be godly…train them well and let them go when the time comes for their own responsibility.

    So, both spouses are really accountable to their own sin…temptations are always waiting to devour you.

  14. 14
    Ralph Gambome Says:

    My opinion is Angelina is not the innocent lady she proclaims to be . Brad maybe under a spell,because, he ’s doing everything to make Angelina happy. To me who is the winner in this relationship??????

    Ralph

  15. 15
    luscioustweetybaby Says:

    Jennifer is pathetic,she is self centered cry baby!
    Jennifer is jealous because Angelina gave Brad the things that Jennifer wouldn’t.
    you don’t see Jennifer doing charities and making a difference,all Jennifer does is whine.
    GET A LIFE JENNIFER,because Angelina and Brad have one.
    You need to get your own!

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