The Brad And Angelina Support Group Is In Session
“FURY AS ANGIE QUITS USA!” announces the National Enquirer.
Angie is Angelina Jolie, and America is outraged that she should pack up her home, her kids, some other kids and make for a new life in France.
“We’ve been very loyal throughout her career, but it looks like she’s ungratefully dumping us,” fumes Catherine Larcher, secretary of the Californian fan club Brad and Angelina.
Ms Larcher has every right to be upset. It was not too long ago that Anorak was forced to pen a letter in green ink to Michelle Ryan, who had no sooner left the EastEnders’ set than she had set off to America.
The Michelle Ryan Fan Club is now no more, the members dispersed and the 5,000 piece Ryan Jigsaw we were working on broken up and scattered to the winds. The Michelle Ryan Support Group is, however, very much alive.
Of course, a Pitt-Jolie enthusiast such as Ms Larcher may note that calling her club Brad and Angelina was always going to be precarious, given that Jolie and Pitt have outlasted three marriages between them…
November 21st, 2007 at 7:44 am
Believe me, as an American, most of us here can only hope it’s true. One less barf inducing, talentless hack here for us to have to bother with.
November 21st, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Well said raggart, she can piss off and never come back as far as I’m concerned
November 21st, 2007 at 3:18 pm
[...] as reported in the Enquirer, Ms Jolie is removing herself to France and will not be returning to Ethiopia, land of daughter Zahara‘s birth any time [...]
December 30th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
I am not surprised that she is leaving the US. Here in France we can offer so much more in culture and less in drugs and gunfire.