Bounty Bar: National Enquirer Overlooks Dog The Bounty Hunter
THE National Enquirer “Scandals of 2007” finds no space for Duane ‘Dog’ Chapman, known to tens of satellite TV viewers as Dog The Bounty Hunter.
Dog, who resembles a flayed and boiled Dr Zaius, from Planet of the Apes, makes a living chasing bad guys down in his oversized truck while in the company of his progeny and his separated-at-birth wife Beth.
Dog apologized for his transgression. His son had taped his dad telling him to stop dating a black girl, because she was a “f***ing n***er”. The boy sold the recording for a reported $15,000 to the Enquirer, which now overlooks the incident.
As the storm broke, Dog issued one of the best apologies of all time: “I thought that I was cool enough in the black world to be able to use that word as a brother to a brother. I’m not. I didn’t really know until three or four days ago what that meant to black people.”
Dog is so cool with black people he calls them all niggers. It’s not his fault, you see. His words are taken out of context. Had the tape rolled on we would have heard Dog call not only his son’s girlfriend a “fucking nigger” but his black friends too. The Dog does not discriminate.
He went on, mewling like a scalded sharpei: “There’s a special connection that I thought I had between me and black America. And I used to say, ‘I’m black, too.’
“In other words, my whole life I’ve been called a half-breed, a convict, king of the trailer trash, this and that…so when I stood there and said, ‘I kind of know what you feel like, because I’ve been there, too,’ that I felt that I could embrace and like, as brothers…say the word.”
The Dog dares to empathise. Bounty hunter: Bounty bar - black on the outside and white within.
“I now learned I’m not black at all, and I never did it out of hate. This sounds so stupid. I always did it out of love. Other white guys would be like, ‘Boy, who does Dog think he is? Dog can say that.’ And black guys would be with me and walk with me and respect me.”
And TV producers would take his show off the air and the Enquirer would forget to include him in its review of the year…And, no, it is not because he is black…
December 29th, 2007 at 7:44 pm
He’s not a racist cracker, he just plays one on TV.
Yeah right!
December 29th, 2007 at 7:45 pm
For non US residents…
Cracker…. similar to redneck, bumpkin, white trash etc.
December 30th, 2007 at 5:44 am
For US residents, historically ranchers in Georgia and Florida rounded their stray cattle up in the low and thick palmetto’s, as they did so they cracked whips used to drive the cattle, hence, these ranchers and cowboys were referred to as Crackers.
See Florida History 101.
December 30th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
the only thing he looks like he’s hunting is the drinks cabinet.
December 30th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Any country that still requires bounty hunters is living in the past. How on earth do you make money out of bailing out losers. Sorry, the world bank has been doing this for years.
December 30th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
Well Anonymous, as I understand it. A bail bondsman is the one who who provides bail money for a fee. If the person shows up for court everything is fine. If they dont he sends a bounty hunter to get them. I assume it’s cheaper to pay the bounty hunter than loose the entire bail amount.
You’re right, it’s a strange system.
December 31st, 2007 at 3:24 pm
DOG, You’re not BLACK, and YOU REALLY ARE NOT A HALF BREED. You are just another
POOR CRACKER, who turned his illigal life around and got a break. THE TRAILER PARK ,EX
CON came out when you lost your temper.YOUR T.V GAME FACE GOT BLOWN. YOUR HALF
ASS I”M SORRIES” are to regain that$$$$$ you’ve lost. TAKE OFF THAT DAMMED NATIVE AMERICAN BRAID,[when you take off your hair extentions] finish getting your teeth fixed, stop smoking,and PLAYING w/ GOD. YOU AND BETH ON TBN WAS JUST PHONY, UGLY AND OFFENSIVE.I can’t judge your faith in GOD, BUT IT REALLY DOESN’T FLY WELL ON T.V THAT was the only time we’ve seen BETH dressed approiately,as she really needs help.
Someone did tell her even in the BLACK community, her NAILS ARE TOO LONG AND OUT OF STYLE. ALSO , STAY OUT OF THOSE OLD FASHIONED HEELS IN SHORTS. SNEAKERS ARE THE WAY,for what you’re doing. IF YOU COME BACK, I SURE HOPE YOU GUYS WILL
HAVE LEARNED HOW TO GROW w/ YOUR $$$$. YOU MAY MEAN WELL, BUT YOU’RE NOT
COMING ACROSS TOO CLASSY IN ANY AREAS. DONT “use GOD ” in your act. THEN GO OUT AND CALL PEOPLE MOTHERF….S BOOO. See what happened? GOD BLESS YOU ALL.
January 1st, 2008 at 12:15 am
You are all a bunch of morons, and so is the retard who wrote this stupid trash! Your ignorance and childish comments prove conclusively, that you don’t have the slightest idea of what you’re talking about! Get a life!!
January 1st, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Every group of people in the world are called names. Someone will always be offended. Let it go people. We have alot more things to be concerned about, feeding the hungry, caring for our sick….
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:09 am
Look as its been said before everyone has a names they don’t like in every walk or way of life there is always someone who will get offended & usually its someone with nothing better to do then complain unless in a obvious direct attack.. Its rare anyone is totally bad people with small uneducated minds will jump on any chance to pull people down.. I’m sure if it was put to the vote the African American community understand what he meant its just people tend to listen to a complaint rather then a compliment these days to sell a few papers.. I hope everything works out fine & the miss-understanding is sorted out soon & is cleared up for all people hurt on both sides of the call.. God Bless
I don’t believe Dog is that uneducated in the world he couldn’t be a racist as Im sure anyone with even a low education isnt..
January 4th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Funny how the first thing people say is cracker and then you want to cry out that other people are racist you are a racist too and a hypocrit.
January 5th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Okay everyone, number one those who claim to be christians or whatever should not throw stones. Number two I am white, and I am not a cracker to me that is a racist name and I want to know when it will be called that. Number three, dog has done a lot of good in the crime world. His son is wrong for recording him, and I am not saying that dog is not wrong for calling his sons girlfriend those names. That is something he needs to deal with in his own mind. Who cares what kind of clothes beth wears people. this is America and we can wear whatever we want. I agree with Megan saying that all of you calling the names are hypocrits. Why is it when anyone other then a white person is called a name it is racists? But when us white people are called names it is not.
January 5th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
ok what’s done is done let it go and let’s move on I am sure Dog is sorry for what he said no one is perfect only one man is and that is the man up above
January 18th, 2008 at 11:11 am
This guy is the Cadillac of white trash. Make that the 1987 Ford Festiva of white trash. How has he not been booked on dozens upon dozens of assualt charges is beyond me. And all that Space-Daddy crap he spews…who exactly would Jebus mace? And really, he has done a lot for the world? So you must believe in a very specific type of trickle-down economics applying only to shady-ass bail bondsmen. And, no, he is “not a racist”. He is “cool with the black community.” I guess the implication there is that black people are too stupid to see a rabid hillybilly racist for what he is. Sure. I mean, just because he demands his son break up with his girlfriend on account of the amount of pigment in her skin…that don’t make him a racist! He’s just a good ol’ boy, never meanin’ no harm! Enjoy Mexican jail, moron.