Give Jamie Lynne’s Baby To Britney
STAR Magazine reports that Jamie Lynne Spears, Britney’s pregnant little sister, will give her baby to mother Lynne. This will enable mum to concentrate on her career.
No, not Lynne’s career as a celebrity’s mum, but Jamie Lynne’s career as a budding celebrity’s sister:
A source tells us: “After several weeks of personal soul searching and talks and discussions with her mum Jamie Lynn reluctantly agreed that giving up the baby is the right thing to do.
“Lynne says Jamie doesn’t understand the life long consequences of having a baby… So she’ll take the front seat of caring for the baby and take the pressure off her daughter.”
But why not give the baby to Britney and fast-track her to celebrity..?
January 24th, 2008 at 10:13 am
At a guess the baby will be performing in the Mickey Mouse club supporting grandma and clan before it can walk!
January 24th, 2008 at 10:19 am
B-r-it…n-e-y- L-o-u-s-e….
January 24th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Anorak… Very good!! Disney Channel rules.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
I don’t believe Lynne understands the life long consequences of having a baby either.
January 24th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Penstar… very true!
January 24th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Giving her baby to Britneys mother eh????
The kid would stand a better chance being raised by wolves.
We have coyotes running around in the woods behind the house, I could ask them if they feel like adopting.
Anyone speak coyote?
January 24th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
americans
lol