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Britney Spears, It’s Terminal

britney-spears Britney Spears, Its Terminal “PSYCHO BRITNEY – THE END!

“BYE BYE BRIT,” says the Enquirer cheerily.

“As troubled pop tart is carted off to psycho ward, top doc says she is FINISHED”.

Britney Spears is “burned-out”.

It’s a “flame out”.

“The Britney we know is over.”

The end, death, finale and (looks at thesaurus), departure of Britney Spears continues for three pages, and very possibly in next week’s issue…

The end.

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6 Responses to “Britney Spears, It’s Terminal”

  1. loppy Says:

    Trying to sell your mags? Not selling well? Appealing to the Britney Haters? Bless.

  2. David Says:

    Seems like she’s finally where she should be. I hope she gets better.

  3. David Says:

    Seems like she’s finally where she should be.
    I hope she gets better.

  4. David Says:

    Posted twice?
    Damn computers!

  5. Anorak Says:

    How many words can the Enquier think for “end”?

  6. lyn Says:

    Hope this time the medical world find out what is wrong with this lass and teat her or else, it will be the end.

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