Britney Spears, It’s Terminal
“BYE BYE BRIT,” says the Enquirer cheerily.
“As troubled pop tart is carted off to psycho ward, top doc says she is FINISHED”.
Britney Spears is “burned-out”.
It’s a “flame out”.
“The Britney we know is over.”
The end, death, finale and (looks at thesaurus), departure of Britney Spears continues for three pages, and very possibly in next week’s issue…
The end.












February 5th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Trying to sell your mags? Not selling well? Appealing to the Britney Haters? Bless.
February 5th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Seems like she’s finally where she should be. I hope she gets better.
February 5th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Seems like she’s finally where she should be.
I hope she gets better.
February 5th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Posted twice?
Damn computers!
February 5th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
How many words can the Enquier think for “end”?
February 6th, 2008 at 3:57 am
Hope this time the medical world find out what is wrong with this lass and teat her or else, it will be the end.