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I Spy Cosmetic Surgey: Mariah Carey Special

mariah carey I Spy Cosmetic Surgey: Mariah Carey SpecialIT costs $150,000 to looks like Mariah Carey.

And, very possibly, a whole lot more not to.

The Enquirer looks at the chartreuse and with the use of “arrows”, “guesswork” and the I Spy Cosmetic Surgery spotters’ book, notices a number of adaptations to the Carey original.

“Botox forehead and frown lines,” says an arrow aimed at Carey’s taught forehead.

(10 points, spotters!)

“Nose job,” says another arrow (15 points). “Fat-grafted cheeks, chemical peels and fillers,” (5, 9 and 10 points) says the arrow angled towards Carey’s face, and wardrobes.

There is a “second breast enlargement” (16 points, pair of); “lipo on upper and lower abs” (22 points); lipo on “outer and inner thighs” (15 points).

“Lipo on waist and hips” (32.3 points, recurring).

Tot the lot up and it is pretty clear that Dr Tony Youn, whose work with arrows and guessology we are observing, is on the money.

Anorak spys a big career for Dr Tony at the Enquirer. And a chance to win Anorak’s Celebrity Expert award – a statuette fashioned into a wet, raised finger…


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Posted: 5th, February 2008 | In: Celebrities, Magazines, National Enquirer Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink

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