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UsWeekly is in conversation with Osama Lutfi, manager and confident to Britney Spears.
Says he: “The British accent is part of the mania. She’ll stick to the British accent because she becomes comfortable with it… But you know, when the pink wig comes on, it’s getting bad.”
The correct wig to accompany a British accent is, naturally, a red , white a blue one, or something by Man At Elton John.
Lutfi then says how he gave Britney “a handful of sleeping pills” before she was sent to the hospital. He told her: “I said these pills are working wonders, they are miracle pills.”
If you take them all, the miracle is that you ever wake up again. Or else pink angels descend on strings of strawberry liquorice. Tis miraculous.
The ambulance is here now, Britney. It’s OK. Okayyy. Okayyyyyyy.
“When I told her, she wrote me a note and put a big heart on it and it said, ‘I love you, Sam. Are there people coming? Circle yes or no, Oh, my God, it was funny, just the cutest little thing. I circled yes and I gave it back to her, and she looked at me and she’s like, ‘Oh, lord, here we go again.’”
BRITNEY: I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Sam. Sam, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid…My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Sam: Yes, I’d like to hear it, BRITNEY. Sing it for me.
BRITNEY: It’s called “Daisy.”
[sings while slowing down]
BRITNEY: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I’m half crazy all for the love of you. It won’t be a stylish marriage, I can’t afford a carriage. But you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two.
Let the Awe and Mystery of a Journey Unlike Any Other Begin
Posted: 6th, February 2008 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Magazines Comments (15) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 9th, 2008 at 5:29 am
NO ONE CARES!!!!!
JUST FxxKING DIE ALREADY YOU TALENTLESS INBRED PSYCHO HO!
Administrator: Are you, perchance, Mr Kevin Federline’s attorney?
February 8th, 2008 at 1:25 am
I think Brangelina should adopt Britney,
Think of all the gas the papparazzi would save, and the cut down on global warming if they could all just follow brangelitney…
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February 8th, 2008 at 12:35 am
I have been following the Britney Spears saga for quite awhile now. It’s very entertaining but it’s also very sad how it’s come down to this. Lynne (If you ever read this), Is this really about Britney? Or is it about you looking better right now . . . you know: the book deal? Pops, is this really about Britney or is it your financial well-being. It’s like “ok, maybe we should step in since she’s lost her mind and is about to die”. Awesome Parents!! Parents out there: you child is just that: your child!! Not your friend or colleague.
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February 7th, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Let Angelina and Brad be examples for you Brit. Do something good and maybe, just maybe you will make it to heaven. God does not care about what you do to yourself, only what you do to others. You are ruining the lives of your children and I am sure that that other family members are effected by your abuse and self-mutalizing. Get a grip Brit. Your career is over.
February 7th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
That last person was sure right about Brit not being special. How selfish she is to drown in self-pity. Get out in the world and do something. Help people - help animals, Help anything. There are sure enough innocent people/things out there that need your money. Sober up you slob.
February 7th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Brtiney is NO different than anyone else abusing themselves. She has free will and children to have to WANT to get better for. If she choses to remain a junkie and whore, it is just a shame for the children. We are ALL responsible for where we are, unless you are a unfortunate helpless child. Buck up Brit. Use some of that money to better the world not buy crack or heroin or whatever else you waste it in. Look at the BIG picture. You are not that special. In fact. you suck.
February 7th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
I feel sorry for her. Maybe federline should intervene somehow and he might be the only one she might respond to.
February 7th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Someone is going to have to kidnap her and take her far away and keep her away for awhile. Or yes she will be dead soon.
February 7th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Who is this “Somebody” y’all keep referring to? You know. The one who “should get Britney help”? If I remember correctly, her _divorced_ parents have stepped in as a “united front” no less!! Britney has spent more time fighting them than focussing on why she is in the nut house to start with. It would appear that so far she only trusts her abusers/users and they are EVERYWHERE!! So tell me, who might be a “Somebody” that can help her?? Besides herself even though she is in no condition to do much more than babble to herself incoherently.
February 7th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Sam Lufti deserves to be in jail…He’s a sick very sick man!
What he did to Britney was wrong very wrong!
February 7th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
I really don’t understand what is happening with Britney Spears again…She’s the next Anna Nicole Smith, Very sad!
I have admire Britney from the start, a young successful, beautiful young girl who became the talk of the news, from shaving her head to showing her private parts to loosing custody of her kids…She became a Britney that we no longer know who she really is!
She changes her self from day to night, and what happens behind close doors we don’t know!
I see the pain in her parents eyes, and it’s not easy for the parents either…I see they’ve tried but not hard enough, Britney needs to get away from all the media and from her boyfriend Adnan…He’s another money hungry guy. She needs help !
Someone needs to get her real help or she’s going next! My heart goes out to the parents, who are trying to save their daughter’s life…God be with you all.
February 7th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
this is heartbreaking. it seriously makes me so sad how people could do anything like this to such a sweetheart. no wonder she isnt feeling well. anyone out there would do the same thing she is or maybe even worse. it is a horrible tragedy and i pray to God that she gets better for her sake.
February 7th, 2008 at 9:43 am
they have all contributed to her current state - where have her parents been until now? what about the parasitic paparazzo boyfriend? don’t tell me he’s not in it for the money.
February 7th, 2008 at 2:42 am
The guy grinds up psych, puts them in her food, cuts her communication, allows photographers freely and destroys Britney’s life, causing her confusion and difficulty. So badly did he impinge the judge quickly granted an order that he is not to come close to her. The guy has been destroying her life.
February 6th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
I can’t do that, Britney…