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KEVIN Federline’s mother is called Julie Bleak.

A cause for relief and much rejoicing at Anorak.

When Anorak began there were just five celebrities – Hardi Amies, Noel Edmonds, Noele Gordon, Princess Diana and Nookie Bear.

Now there number is many. We hung on for while but became confused around the time Danni Minogue rose to prominence, and began to fail with the arrival of pin-codes, passwords and Big Brother.

Good then to find names that say so much about their owners. Federline seems entirely suited to Mr Britney Spears who had, as was the popular gossip, fed Britney a line and won fair maiden.

Now it turns out he is a living saint. But Federline sticks.

Now in the National Enquirer story to illustrate the lives of Jayden James and Sean Preston, Britney’s and Federline’s sons, we hear of the nippers’ “constant nightmares” and Julie Bleak.

The name Bleak sticks. Anorak can add it to the list, between Barry Sheen and Buzby…

Posted: 12th, February 2008 | In: Britney Spears, Celebrities, Magazines, National Enquirer. Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0