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Miley Cyrus Does It All For Jesus
MILEY Cyrus is not the name of a nuclear reactor in the American mid-West, but a bouncy teenaged singer-cum-actress.
Miley Cyrus and best friend Mandy Jiroux are on The Miley and Mandy Show answering
questions from teenaged fans, men in caravan parks and the chap with the bad skin rash who used to hang out at the Happyland amusement arcade.
People magazine says Miley and Mandy are “squeaky-clean”. If they released an eponymous scent it would smell of new car mats and the stuff the dentist gives you to rinse with.
The questions are coming thick and thicker. One fan wants to know if the girls are Christian.
“Yes, we are,” they chime, not bothering to wonder why a stranger should ask about their religion. Might he be a Muslim fundamentalist just checking before he blows them up, a missionary looking for some cash or Dr Rowan Williams tuning in hoping to hear about his alter ego Robbie?
No time to wait. Miley Cyrus is in full flow. “We love Jesus!” Cyrus, 15, says. “Jesus rocks! She dances for Jesus. I sing, dance and act for Jesus! … Now that I think about it, I do everything for Jesus. We make the YouTube videos for Jesus. We’re all about it.”
Buying Miley’s record is buying a record for Jesus. And that if you don’t buy Miley’s record, you are going against Jesus.
Next question…
Posted: 24th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Magazines Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 29th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Smiley Miley rocks I love your music! It’s booyah awesome! I believe you are a christian, but I kinda agree w/emm cuz you say you live for Jesus but if you live for Jesus you would totally sing songs about Him, talk about Him on your show,and try to get others to live for Him!!!!!!!! But as for the slutty pics I believe they’re F-A-K-E !!!
Luv ya gurl
Always put Christ First,
Melissa McCurdy
August 5th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
miley Cyrus issuch a fake if she did it for the Lord she wouldn’t be taking those slutty photos
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:41 pm
what the hell … why does everyone hate islam … muslims are good … most of them … like most of christians and jews … those weird muslims who are terrorists are kicked out of the muslim relegion … by the way miley is ok … im happy that she is all about jesus thats good to hear … heart u miles
March 31st, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Hey guys jesus rulz hes awsome.I do everything for jesus to i inspire him.
I go to church and i have some really great siblings that her gave me and my loving caring family.
My siblings are
1 sept brother treigh he is 14 i have 1 half sister and brother
my half sister is susanne 19 and my half brother is mikey 23
i have 4 blood related siblings
milley 3 korrina 5 cassie 15 sabrina 12
i am selena and i am 13
luv ya
peace out*********
March 26th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Hey Miley and Mandy you guys are so awesome Miley I love you so much and Mandy your such a good dancer and you dont look 20 to me.lol..<3Jesus rocks to..<3 love him but i do have a question for you guys will you guys ever do like a fearfactor show..?Well love you guys..<3♥
March 26th, 2008 at 6:21 am
Way to go! Jesus Rocks! I will continue to let my daughter watch you and learn your songs…your a role model PLEASE stay sweet!
March 26th, 2008 at 12:17 am
I am only 12 but I am sooo proud of her for saying that! Miley if you read this…
I luv Jesus too! And I wish I could sing like you! Mandy you totally rock too! And you dont look 20 to me! LOL! I luv Ya’ll! Keep making the videos they are filarious!
March 25th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Makes you wonder how jesus feels about it
March 25th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Miley - Do you have bebo or msn? I was just wondering because there are hundreds of fakes out there.
Thank you =D
Biggest fan =]
xx