Brendan Cole And His Lover Are The Young Ones
IT’S “CHA-CHA Charmer Brendan Cole”.
There’s Brendan on the cover of Hello! magazine.
“I’ve been in relationships before but this one is right. I’m mad about Zoe,” says the swivel-eyed (surely swivel-hipped) Strictly Come Dancing dancer.
Brendan is the “BAD BOY OF BALLROOM”. He’s a rumba lot, a cock-sure farucca
There’s a photo montage with he and Zoe featuring a horse, Brendon tucking his thumb in his jeans and Brendon staring at Zoe, madly.
In one particularly telling shot, a keeper, the shiny face of pro-celebrity ballroom tosses his head back and give a toothsome laugh.
The Anorak cannot help but think of Rick Mayall in his Young Ones pomp. Rick (“with the silent ‘P’”) was wont to throw his head back and laugh like a hyena with its testicles tucked in a steel trap.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
I am stumped as to why Brendon is considered attractive. What a creep.
He obviously likes horses. Went out with Natasha Kaplinsky after all.
April 10th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
thats not very nice
April 11th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Have you been out with her too?
April 12th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Brendan is divine! Anyone who can’t admit to this is just simply jealous. Green-eyed monster strikes again.
April 12th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Brendan is hot hot hot but he does like horses, after all he went out with Camilla Dallerup who has bigger teeth than a Ferrari gearbox