The Skinny On Victoria Beckham’s Pussy Cat Dolls’ Dance
“WHO’S TRYING TO BAN ALL SKINNY CELEBRITIES?”
heat magazine asks the questions that matter, getting beneath the skin to the hard, protruding bone of celebrity life.
But what is the answer?
Well, it’s not heat, which features walking pencil Victoria Beckham and Girls Aloud’s resident singing microphone stand Nadine Coyle.
Although, to give the magazine some credit its use of Beckham extends to features “STARS WITH BAD SKIN” and news that she is to perform with the Pussy Cat Dolls. And not only perform, but dance.
The answer it turns out is…France, which is not strictly speaking a “who’s”, more of a what’s…
