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Hillary Clinton’s ‘Lesbian Scandal’

hillary-clinton-lesbian.jpgWANT to know “all the shocking details” about Hillary Clinton’s “LESBIAN SCANDAL”?

The Enquirer has all the details.

The race for the Democratic nomination to be US President is tuning into a minority issue. On the one side is black, mixed-race, Christian, Muslim, elitist, one-legged, part Cherokee Barack Obama and on the other is mum, wife, cuckold, trouser-suit wearer, mountaineer fan, sniper-dodging, nut crushing, shot-putting lactose intolerant Hillary Clinton.

We are only upset that the one-eyed black Jew Sammy Davis Junior did not long enough to see such a show.

But what of the lesbian scandal?

There’s “sexy brunette” Huma Abedin. There are “reports” that Hillary is a lesbian. The Enquirer talks of “gay romps” at, or with, the aptly named Camp David.

Says Hillary, doubtless wondering what her namesake Sir Edmund Hillary would do, responds: “It’s not true.” And if anyone can spot an untruth, it’s Hillary.

Now read on…

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9 Responses to “Hillary Clinton’s ‘Lesbian Scandal’”

  1. 1
    meercat Says:

    A shared moniker with Sir Edmund.
    She started low and worked her way up.
    Hillary is doing the same.

  2. 2
    Billy Ball Says:

    so thats where Bill keeps his cigars…..

  3. 3
    dairy Says:

    …what was that about a shared Monica….?

  4. 4
    pratish Says:

    WTF maan?? How do you people even care to publish such crappy news? Do you think you are doing some proper media service by engaging in such news items?

  5. 5
    lyn Says:

    Hillary being a lesbian is very old news. Could be of course, but she and Bill are very good friends. He has his life and she has hers.

  6. 6
    Mic Says:

    pratish… stop living up to your name.

  7. 7
    Mickey Finn Says:

    Maybe Hilary could divorce Bill after she is elected and have the first gay marriage at the White house.

  8. 8
    Lotta Says:

    Wow, Hillary (HRC) so you have your own stuff in the closet, I bet all this will be denied by hilly billy…ha ha too funny.

  9. 9
    darc_starr Says:

    As was said by the other person there, the Bisexual angle in Hillary’s life is NOT new. Why this story has been sat on for so long makes one wonder. Imagine how short the Presidential campaign would last for her when this finally got out.! Not so much that she likes girls…but the fact she never had this out before. Just like that Congressman in California David Drier and his chief of Staff. He has kept his Gay lifestyle hidden for years.

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