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Madonna Is A Singer, In A Room, Dreaming Of Africa

madonna-singer Madonna Is A Singer, In A Room, Dreaming Of Africa MADONNA is a singer. This much we know. And we invite you to be mindful of this knowledge as you consider this piece in Vanity Fair:

The world is a series of rooms, which are arranged like concentric circles, or rooms within rooms, joined by courtyards and antechambers, and in the room at the center of all those rooms Madonna sits alone, in a white dress, dreaming of Africa.

Coughs: 

To reach her, you must wait for a sign. When it comes, if you are pure of heart, you begin to move toward Madonna, and move fast. One moment you are in Connecticut, wondering if it will snow, the next moment you are swept up by a force greater than yourself. You’re in a car on the highway, flashing past sleepy towns, moving closer and closer to the center, which you approach deftly and humbly, in the manner of a pilgrim. Like a pilgrim, you set off before first light. Like a pilgrim, you remove your shoes—to pass through security at the airport. Like a pilgrim, you read and reread sacred texts: profiles and reviews, the first published in the early 1980s, the most recent published just a second ago, which constitute a kind of record, the good news, the Gospel of Madonna.

Madonna is a singer; Madonna is a sionger; Madonna is a singer…

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4 Responses to “Madonna Is A Singer, In A Room, Dreaming Of Africa”

  1. Gloria Smudd Says:

    Anorak should post “compare and contrast” photos of Cherdonna, because I’m sure she used to share a jawline with Kurt Russell and now she seems to share a jawline with Mrs Pointy-Chin of Pointy-Chin Land.

  2. Gloria Smudd Says:

    I mean, we know she had her mole removed and the gap between her teeth has become less “Terry Thomas” ..

  3. patch Says:

    Oh pointy bird, Pointy pointy, Anoint my head, Anointy-nointy.

    My favourite piece of poetry.

  4. Gloria Smudd Says:

    patch!

    OMG I had forgotten that till now! (on my head, Anoity-nointy!)

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