Angelina Jolie’s Mobile Hospital And Princess And Pauper Twins
THE grim news in the National Enquirer is that Angelina Jolie has “suffered a shocking FALL!”
The still worse news is found on the cover of Grazia, and it is that Angelina’s new “baby” is worth £4million. What fears that the child will struggle to feed and clothe itself high in the Hollywood Hills?
Dealing with each shock in turn, the Enquirer can confirm that Angelina fell over in a room and was left “tearful, weak and panic-stricken” (see A Mighty Heart).
As luck would have it, the medical team that accompany Angelina (a doctor and nurse expert in giant panda reproduction and celebrity births) made sure the babies were alright.
Both embryonic girls are said to be fine, but Grazia says only one of them is worth £4million, so invoking a princess and the pauper scenario that should have all the planet gripped.
But on we go, to St Jean Cap Ferrat on the dry and hostile South of France coast. Angelina is staying at Microsoft owner Paul Allen’s £20milion villa. Her maternity gown is a £1,280 Vera Wang toga. The Jolie-Pitts have made a trial flight by helicopter from the villa to a hospital. Builders may have had a trial run of the hospital to the villa. Namibia is on alert.
Being Angelina Jolie’s child does not come cheap. And with the figures in, anyone can see that £4million is not enough for a Jolie-Pitt to muddle by on.
We can only hope that the other child garners more of a fair price and sees fit to share the wage with her weaker sibling.
If not, there will be much weeping and a wailing…
May 13th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Life must be very difficult for the Jolie -Pitts, they must have to perspire champagne, and do they breathe the same rubbish as the rest of us? or is it filtered
May 13th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
JJ
How do you want them to breathe like us when they live in a “golden bubble”?
May 13th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
ah 22 carat rarified air then
May 13th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
JJ
Yep
About gold and all,did you know Tom Cruise had his teeth,ALL of them,coated with diamond dust or paste or somefin? hence his very flashy smile.It only works if you live in a golden bubble otherwise,forget it
May 14th, 2008 at 6:59 am
This article is heartless and cruel. how can you laugh at someone’s health condition?
its not enough to say that my heart goes out to you, Angelina, because dealing with these morons is intrepidating.