That Kevin Federline Britney Spears Phone Sex Tape
GOOD news for the hard of seeing as Britney Spears engages in phone sex with her former husband Mr Kevin Federline, aka K-Ferret.
The Enquirer reports of “titillating chatter, phone calls and Britney’s “soft spot for sex”.
And K-Federline is quite the phone sex stud, being what one source calls “long-winded”. He can “go on forever”.
K-Ferret is a regular orator with call minutes to burn a phone plan that demands action.
Readers are advised that when the tape or Mp3 of the call is stolen and comes to light on the internet, they should set aside an entire weekend to its listening, lest it be broken and ruined.
They should also wear headphones…
May 13th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Press button G.
May 13th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
We’re not back to the AnorakGooseberry(tm) again, are we?
May 13th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Boring…