When Two Becomes Mum: Geri Halliwell And Bluebell’s Birthday

“YES, Geri Halliwell, I will come to your daughter’s 2nd birthday party.”

We might have to shout because the Hello! front-page invite doesn‘t come with a RSVP. The party is billed as “magical”, and we plan to dress up as Debbie McGee, or if the costumier is out of bronzing agent, her husband Paul Daniels.

But there’s no address given and there is a risk that we will spend too long running about the streets of LA, London, Faliraki, Kabul – where the hell does Geri Halliwell live?

Not everyone is so concerned, and six children do follow the white rabbit, and the orangey-brown thirty-something woman, to Bluebell’s Alice In Wonderland themed do.

“Bluebell has taught me to love myself because she loves me so much,” says Geri, who seemed to be doing just about fine loving herself as she screeched ‘Girl Power’, rubbed her crotch and now uses the occasion of her child’s party to talk about Ugenia Lavender, the children’s book character she’s created, and which lends its name to a range of female sanitary products.

Geri looks happy as the camera clicks as a bunch of two year old sits on a bunch of satin cushions reading a bunch of leather-bound books. And what are book without words?

Says Geri: “Every time she learned a new word, I painted it on my kitchen wall, in the order she said them.”

Geri joined them all up and very soon we will experience a new range of books – Pea-Mum-Poo - that should set the world of children’s literature alight – literally…

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Posted: 29th, May 2008 | In: Celebrities, Hello!, Magazines Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink