Birthday Suits You, Sian Lloyd, Madonna And Mehmet Ali Agca
IN Hello!, Sian Lloyd, former weather girl and fiancee to Cheeky Chappie Lembit Opik, is making a “tribute to Madonna”.
Why Ms Lloyd should do this is not immediately apparent, what with her looking and sounding not a bit like the singer.
Reading on, we learn that Lloyd turns 50 this year, as does Madonna, and therein lies the theme for the conceit.
Readers may be interested to know that others turning 50 this year are Irish on-the-spot dancer Michael Flatley, screeching Seventies singer Kate Bush, Pope shootist , Michelle Bauer star of Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers), Simon Le Bon, Thomas ‘The Hit Man’ Hearns, Michael Jackson and Charlene Tilton.
Any of those might have born a better likeness to Sian Lloyd. And you can work out which career – actor, boxer, singer, weather girl – holds the better long term career prospects.
As Hello! puts it: “The different looks are taking a long time to achieve, giving Sian ample time to appreciate how much effort Madonna puts into her image.”