Celebrity Quote Of The Day: Jessica Alba’s Zen-Like Birth
ACTRESS Jessica Alba is talking to OK! about the birth of her daughter Honor:
“The labor was more like meditation. I did yoga breathing. I was focused. I didn’t scream. It was really Zen.”
And Zen she screamed..?
July 20th, 2008 at 6:16 am
Great news for any teenagers concerned about having to get a job under the New-ish Labour Government!
Get out there girls - and get yourselves knocked-up rapid. Get a bun in the oven. That will stop you having to go to fucking work.
And look at Ms Alba - It’s like shelling peas. Apiece of piss! That beats clocking on and getting up at 6am.
Thank you Ms Alba for allaying everyone’s fears about child-birth. I don’t know many people who have given birth ……. I thought you were one of the first!