Comments on: Celebrity Quote Of The Day: Jessica Alba’s Zen-Like Birth http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrity/185824.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Wed, 07 Jan 2009 23:10:29 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: coco http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrity/185824.html#comment-346586 coco Sun, 20 Jul 2008 05:16:09 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=185824#comment-346586 Great news for any teenagers concerned about having to get a job under the New-ish Labour Government! Get out there girls - and get yourselves knocked-up rapid. Get a bun in the oven. That will stop you having to go to fucking work. And look at Ms Alba - It's like shelling peas. Apiece of piss! That beats clocking on and getting up at 6am. Thank you Ms Alba for allaying everyone's fears about child-birth. I don't know many people who have given birth ....... I thought you were one of the first! Great news for any teenagers concerned about having to get a job under the New-ish Labour Government!

Get out there girls - and get yourselves knocked-up rapid. Get a bun in the oven. That will stop you having to go to fucking work.

And look at Ms Alba - It’s like shelling peas. Apiece of piss! That beats clocking on and getting up at 6am.

Thank you Ms Alba for allaying everyone’s fears about child-birth. I don’t know many people who have given birth ……. I thought you were one of the first!

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