heat Magazine And The Seven Celebrity Dwarves
WANT to see the “The beach pics they DON’T want you to see”.
Heat magazine has pictures of celebrities in various states of public undress. The aim of heat is to turn the mighty into dwarves:
In no particular order, the shrunken celebs are:
“PASTY!” – Julia Roberts
“BLIMEY!” - Uma Thurman
“FLOPSY!” – Kelly Brook
“MAN NAPPY!” – Duncan James
“SWEATY!” – Coleen McLoughlin
“GREASY!” – Celine Dion
All we need now is a medic.
So here’s Rod Stewart, looking not too much unlike Gordon Ramsay, albeit with more aroused hair and skin the colour, and possibly the texture, of last night’s lobster bisque. Over the page and it turns out that it is Gordon Ramsay, or else he and Rod Stewart have ordered the same thing.
Whoever it is, it looks sore.
Doc!
July 22nd, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Blistery…?
July 22nd, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Frankly, in my view, they should send those drarves back where they came from. Let’s face it, they probably look good a couple of thousand feet underground…
July 22nd, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Thank fuck you did’nt name one of those celebrity drarves, Percy, or I might just have to sue you. by the way Anorak…what the fuck are drarves? are they a rare breed of dwarves?
July 23rd, 2008 at 11:31 am
hi ho….
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
percy - drarves are awful - you’d know about it if you trod on one