Lady Rose Windsor Marries Kate Middleton
IT’S been a while since we last saw Lady Rose Windsor, and those of you who enjoyed her in episodes 2 and 5 of Upstairs Broadstairs, the aristo soap set in a 1950s resort, will be concerned for her wellbeing.
Well, thanks to Hello! we can reveal that Lady Rose has married George Gilman, of Gilman, Gilman, Gilman and Gilman, in St James’s Palace.
Readers can just make out the bride as she greats Kate Middleclass (surely Middelton? – Ed), who blessed with “all the poise of a princess”.
Which princess, Hello! leaves for its readers to decide, but with no hint of bikini on show, no fags touched to rosebud lips and no playboy lover in tow, we’d say she is ever inch Princess Anne’s doppleganger.
On to the church, and a chance to admire Kate’s “black fascinator” and her “floaty patterned skirt” and…
July 29th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Why are you people so mean? Is it because she doesn’t possess a regal title, “Lady blow the coke up her backsode.” They are in love — leave it at that and talk about something and someone else.
So glad my ancestors kicked your backsides out of the colonies.
July 29th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Very Cheeky! But sadly very true… Kate is such a joke and the only reason her ass is being kissed to such extremes is because she is sleeping with someone titled. That is all… oh and her lovely habit of playing it up full force to the press she than complains about. She is a joke!
July 30th, 2008 at 6:37 am
Punch Princess: You probably believe in fairytales as well. Get a grip. Kate is a joke and no amount of snivelling comments like yours will change that.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Figoff
but such a nubile joke! Albeit in a very bland, shopgirl kind of way….