Nuts: Name A Taliban Lads Mag
MICHAEL Gove makes oppotunistic comment. He gets headlines. He triggers debate. We all realise what he does. James Brown counters:
These magazines are designed to provide a weekly splash of fantasy: a world of wags, gags, lads and shags. They are irresponsible, short-term and narrow in their understanding of relationships because their purpose is to offer the reader a distraction from the stress of driving a van or fighting the Taleban.
Better yet, make the Taliban read lads mags with an air drop. Nuts, Front, FHM (Florida Holocaust Museum) and Loaded seem oddly appropriate title…
What would a Taliban lad’s mag be called?
Tally-ho!
August 7th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
‘STONE ME!’
The centre-fold could be ‘Yashmak Surprise!’.
August 7th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
‘SCAPE-GOAT!’
August 7th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
‘LAID WITH LADEN’
August 7th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
‘NINE YEAR OLD VIRGINS’!
August 7th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
‘PROFIT WITH THE PROEPHETS’!
August 7th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Or even ‘PROFIT WITH THE PROPHETS’!
August 7th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
‘RAPING THE KUFR’!
August 7th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
‘BARE HANDED KUFR CULLING’!
August 7th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
‘BOOM!’
August 7th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Vizir
August 7th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Ha! Saul, there you are, knew I’d catch up with you in some dark corner…..come ‘ere you…….
August 7th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Ah yes Carmen, errm, well you know, a.., tell you what, if you can get Duncan to furnish me with a postal address, I shall fed ex you a pack of Walls microwavable sausages.
I’ll just go now, and get these removed from my nether regions. Might I suggest next time you use a suitable lubricant.
Catch you later.
August 7th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
‘CANNABIS COKE AND CELIBACY’!
August 7th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Vizir - winning so far
Mullah-ed
August 7th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
“Mustapha Ouank”
August 7th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
OK then!
Vizir is it?
‘SEX WITH A LETTER-BOX’
August 7th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
CARMEN…. That is the bestest!
‘BIN LAID’
August 7th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
‘BIN MUFT’
August 7th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Palm Oil
August 7th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Saul! ACE!
August 8th, 2008 at 1:07 am
Nite Saul! Loved the palm oil on the lads mag.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:24 am
Actually it probably works better as, “a free gift inside”.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:27 am
‘Kor an’ Buster’
August 8th, 2008 at 8:29 am
‘Sadams Madams’
August 8th, 2008 at 8:30 am
Published by Huj Haffna
August 8th, 2008 at 8:46 am
Muffjihadeen; Big Burkhas; Muslim Mamas…..
August 8th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Al Jizzera
August 8th, 2008 at 10:01 am
This is virgining on the ridiculous…
August 8th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Saul Says:
August 8th, 2008 at 8:24 am edit
Actually it probably works better as, “a free gift inside”.
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Inside we have a section entitled ‘Readers Knives’ to drool over……………….
August 8th, 2008 at 11:36 am
I nearly forgot the free gift………….an Ipod with an endless loop of Leonard Cohen tapes for the feint hearted suicide bomber……