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Suri Versus Shiloh: Let’s Get Ready To Mumble

suri-v-shiloh-war Suri Versus Shiloh: Lets Get Ready To MumbleSURI Crusie (get back!) is going head-to-head in a match up with Shiloh Jolie-Pitt (may her name ber forever golden). Star magazine has the battle (American ) royale: 

Suri Cruise:

Special skills: They say she has telekinetic powers, can bend a weaning-spoon has fluent German and can sing hymns backwards

Intelligence: Out of this world

Strength: Resistence is futile

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

Special skills: Blonde to very blonde

Intelligence: Probable

Strength: Pout

There can be only one…

  1. 1 Karen Says:

    Suri to win!

  2. 2 chenier Says:

    No way; I’m on Team Shiloh.

    And I shall stay there, unless and until Brad Pitt starts jumping up and down on sofas…

  3. 3 dairy Says:

    I feel sorry for both these kids - one has a father who is obviously completely nuts and the other has parents who put the name “Shiloh” with “Pitt”, which IMO is asking for trouble…. she will hate them when she is older, no worries….

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