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Celebrity Quote Of The Day: Rumer Willis Rumoured To Be Hot

RUMER Willis would be the tabloids’ ugly rumour were we not told by those in the know that she is hooter than a wasabi enema.

People magazine anointed Rumer one of the “100 Most Beautiful People” last April. Said she:

“It was trippy, man. I was like, ‘Really?’ After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don’t think of yourself in that way,” she says.

Anorak likes Rumer for one reason: she said it trippy and not surreal…

  1. 1 chenier Says:

    For the avoidance of doubt, my hooters are staying right where they are.

    As far as it’s possible to get from a wasabi enema and still be on the same planet…

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