Watching Victoria Beckham For Signs Of Food: Posh Sues Now Magazine
HER Poshness, former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham, is doing as Posh people so and suing Now magazine over claims she uses diet pills.
It is incredibly that someone who looks like an extra from a Lowrie rendering of Tenko should be the subject of so much chatter about her diet.
It’s a bit like those giant pandas, who don’t have sex - the media spends all day watching for a sign of coitus, while over in the monkey enclosure everyone’s at it like, well, the rabbits in the petting zoo. But look, is that a bamboo shoot, or is Ming Ming aroused?
Says Beckham’s agent Jo Milloy:
“The accusation is dangerous, defamatory and blatantly untrue. Victoria takes her position as a role model to young women very seriously and is horrified by this hurtful, fabricated story. It is now with her lawyers.”
How sticky Vicky defends the allegation will give reason for hacks to write about her weight, or lack of it.
Because Vicky is a role model. Let’s consider the evidence:
A source told New magazine: “Victoria has told the girls her secret to staying trim is 200 sit-ups a day and a diet of soya edamame beans, strawberries and lettuce.”
Although – take care, fans – not in the same glass.
Victoria Beckham loves eating puddings: TV chef Gordon Ramsay has revealed the former Spice Girl really enjoys her food and her favourite part of dinner is the desert. Gordon said: “Victoria is a real foodie. She actually really likes puddings.”
Actually. Really. Like wow.
And then there’s the source who says she hardly does any exercise.
A close friend of the celebrity confirms, “She can go a whole day eating almost nothing and just drinking lots of tea. She has no appetite whatsoever because her stomach has shrunk.”
Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham’s friendship may be the reason why they stay so thin after revelations about their bizarre food sharing diet. An LA restaurant has told how the pair split meals and water down their drinks when dining there.
The former Spice Girls star - who has three children with husband David - has been gorging on natto, made from fermented soy beans, because its vitamin PPQ content helps fix scarred skin and also increases energy levels.
Anorak is easily impressionable and is now living just like Her Poshness. When we eat, we’ll tell you about it…

August 21st, 2008 at 5:14 pm
So, bulk order of Natto for Anorak Towers then?
I live in hope that my PPQ levels will soon become the envy of the Commentariat…
August 21st, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Ah, a farmhouse style cake at 4.00ish isn’t quite the carrot?
But then I am a post menopause laid back food slut,bloody hell when I have been dead 3 weeks I’ll be skinny, until then I’m happy to be Renoir’s model…..
August 21st, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Vicky is a role model for what? ……….oooo wait I’ve got it….she’s a role model for all young women who want to marry a soccer player and sell their image to impressionable children all over the world who might believe the poetry she puts out about herself. Now thats an image well worth protecting..
save the sticky celebrity….save he world.
edited
M and A
Whats wrong with you? you forgot the crooning ffs ever so posh she was…
August 21st, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Billy lurves Victoria ( whopping edit)
…The country loves them, royalty will knight them…..America needs them
may the good law protect their souls.
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i can’t stand them
August 21st, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Urgent note to M & A
shit …stop the press…..I just thought about this…Who the feck is going to protect me?….
I take all what I said back….please replace my posts with …
” I admire her chutzpah”
Simple & sweet
August 21st, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Well does it really matter - Posh is getting older by the minute and quite frankly is not really a role model for kids anymore - so what does it really matter that she can survive on less than my rabbit? She will probably end up with scurvy - then maybe she will want to be compared with Cleopatra!! Oh, the saga of the Beckhams goes on!!
August 22nd, 2008 at 7:27 am
Is it just Me that is sick and tired of having to listen about Mrs royalty wannabe, and her stupid diets ?
Role model for young girls ?
They are using Her photos, as inspiration to loose weight, and become anorexic !
It`s no wonder people are starting to get sick and tired of looking at a stick insect on legs !
August 22nd, 2008 at 9:04 am
Thank you M & A…I knew you cared….could you be so kind to do me one more tiny, little favour for you’r favorite son?……tell the world …..
“Billy loves Victoria and David”
Lets not forget, whilst Sticky was polled as one of the most unpopular celebs….Davey B was ranked as one of the most powerful celebs in the World…together they are awesome!…wow!….anyone know where I can buy myself a BeckhamProof Jacket?