Comments on: Celebrity Quote Of The Day: Jennifer Lopez Picks Out A Shirt

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:21:23 +0000

Is that an ominous rumbling I hear? best part is, dur the the excessively Rabelaisian nature of that last post, your returning statement may not be a knowing nod. if someone tells me how to make a ‘DIGG THIS’ link, I’ll be able to stop tarnishing Anorak readers lovely eyes with my feeble scribblings on Blogger.

By: Pam

Pam — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:15:36 +0000

O.M.G.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:58:36 +0000

Also as I am keenly aware, I talk utter claptrap 94% of the time, so I’m naturally wary of anyone who agrees with me. Your mileage may vary.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:55:37 +0000

I bet this comes back to bite me in the arse. Above name clickable for one time only, weather permitting. No refunds. Management reserves right to slope off in a suicidal funk if cornered.

By: Pam

Pam — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:29:26 +0000

Magnetite, you are GENIUS. I know size isn’t supposed to matter, but have you by any chance written anything longer than a forum post?

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:33:30 +0000

Sound. More sound than the ravings and raging wars that prevent me from posting on Anorak’s Maddie threads. Also, nice rebound off the goalkeeper to blast a banana shot from the world of literature into the goalmouth of comedy. I got a months free subscription to The Spectator, can you tell?

By: chenier

chenier — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:22:30 +0000

Stranger things have happened; my own theory as to the disappearance of Madeleine took quite some time to formulate.

It seemed clear that little grey aliens from the planet Splog were in the vicinity, but the obvious stumbling stock was that they are all, man, woman and beeblugs, committed vegetarians.

It was only when I realised that they are all, man, woman and beeblugs, committed culture vultures of the deepest hue that light dawned.

Proust has a lot to answer for, and the editors of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy will forever rue the day when they failed to make clear that Madeleines are not invariably small cakes…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:10:58 +0000

He’d accidentally mar her unnatural looks while lighting a candle with his heatvision at a post-seduction dinner date. She’d screech “Nooooo, my beautiful plastic face!”, reveal that she now resembles Rocky Dennis from the Cher film ‘Mask’ and Zod would be back in the arms of dowdy but reliable Mrs. Zod in a heartbeat, kryptonite rolling pin or not.

By: chenier

chenier — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:58:44 +0000

But can you be sure that General Zod would be immune to J-Lo’s charms?

Behind every galactic warlord’s throne…

By: magnetite

magnetite — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 11:44:40 +0000

“Why, man, she doth bestride the narrow world
Like a Colossus; and we petty men
Walk under her huge legs, and peep about…”

Oh, knackers…that was Cassius, not Mark Ant(h)ony.

I’d still put my money on General Zod over J-Lo though, even with her super-booty powers.