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Baby P: Ed Balls Statement In Full And Sun’s Failed Campaign
Who needs evidence and due process when the torches are lit and the people are on the move..?
In Living Colour: A Short History Of British Television
For those that didn’t, it wasn’t the end of the world. There was always the Colour TV Centre on the Edgware Road
One Time Hit: Britney Spears Has The X Factor
Wwith the right bra Simon Cowell can be as good as Britney Spears as can any number of the perpetually ovating X Factor crowd
Police Help Iraq Veteran Aspinall Atune To Broken Britain (Video)
Lance Corporal Mark Aspinall being toughened up for life in Broken Britain by three uniformed officers in Wigan, Lancashire
HOW do you follow George Galloway on Big Brother? How do you follow Jade Goody? How do you follow Emily Parr? Well, as Ha’aretz reports:
“The production company Endemol, producer of the “Celebrity Big Brother” TV reality show, asked Holocaust-denier David Irving to be a contestant on the show, the London-based Jewish Chronicle reported Thursday.
But it was nothing serious, nto really…
Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: Big Brother, Media | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jenning Up On The Credit Crunch: Boom, Busts And Nuts
WHEN JENNIFER Clarke left the Big Brother house she collected her Goody bag and removed the contents:
Boyfriend (Dale x 1)
Tissues
Breasts (pair x 1)
Tub Of Dulux Moroccan Sands Silk Vinyl
Brush
Tissues
VIP Invitation to Faces, Essex
With Dale history, Jen moves down the line of freebies to the orangey glow, and applicator, and the breasts.
Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Big Brother, Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Emergency As Celebrity Police Force Misses Arrest
SIR Ian Blair is gone, and the Celebrity Police Force is looking for a new leader to be tough on celebrity crime. (Surely have his picture taken with some of the country’s best lag talent? – Ed).
And while the search goes on, the Star brings news that Big Brother reject Rex Nomark has, allegedly, smashed someone in the face with his belt.
In other times the alleged victim, known only as John, would be invited to give a statement to police, and the CPF would haul Rex in to the station for photos and autographs.
Posted: 7th, October 2008 | In: Big Brother, Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother Housemates: The Cull Begins
“BIG BROTHER stars in bloodbath,” screams the Daily Star. “AMAZING STREET BATTLE.”
And so the cull is upon us. OMA Law Of Perpetual Celebrity states:
“For every one new celebrity created an existing celebrity should be thrown onto the EU Celebrity Mountain; there should be no more than 62 front-line celebrities at any one moment; one must be called Noel Edmonds.”
If you want to find what happened to H from Steps, Caprice and Faria Alam go to Silo 13245b on the complex that borders Brussels Airport. Wear boots, overalls and no branded merchandise.
Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Big Brother, Celebrities, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Culling Time: Big Brother’s Jen Promises To Kill Sara
ANORAK calculates that there are still five more permutations for Big Brother housemates to work: Sara has yet to shag Jen, who has yet to shag Mo, who has yet to shag Steph, who has yet to shag Mario who has yet to be admitted to The Priory.
Today the Star reports that Sara has been involved in “girlie romps” with Jen.
Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
ANY would be Big Brother contestants can peer into the Daily Star’s crystal ball and plot their post-show careers.
In “BIG BROTHER BITES BACK” the paper lists the staging posts of Big Brother housemates emeritus:
Death threats
Unemployment
Sex scandals
Depression
One point of order, though: if you are going to become depressed, try to ensure it’s bi-polar, or whatever form of mental illness is in vogue…
Posted: 23rd, September 2008 | In: Big Brother, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother Star In Double Murder Horror
BIG Brother “STAR FLEES BLOODY DOUBLE MURDER”. So says the Star.
How we hope that this crime was caught on CCTV. Better had it been enacted in the house for our entertainment, but, fingers crossed, maybe next time a hissy fit can escalate into something worth watching.
Hopefully Kate Lawler, Big Brother winner emeritus, can tell all when the media catches up with her. As the Star says, two people have been butchered and:
“The TV star fled as the young women die in a blood-drenched flat yards from her city apartment.”
Posted: 17th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother, Police Log, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother’s Dale Milks Jen’s T*t
BY now you’ll be wondering what happened to Big Brother’s Jennifer Clark. And what of Dale?
Well, its turns out that they have been in bed, with each other, and now Dale emerges to tell us that their romance was “all about cash” and that Jen is a “money-grabbing tit”.
Dale, pictured topless, says that Jen was “probably getting naked to make money out of me”. How you make money out of Dale Howard is a point left moot.
Posted: 16th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
