Newcastle Rejects Big Brother Charlie Drummond
BIG news in the north east that Big Brother winner Charlie Drummond – aka Gayza – is not from Newcastle.
It is the proud job of The Shields Gazette to announce that Charlie Drummond is from Cleadon – which is closer to Sunderland.
Posted: 5th, June 2009 | In: Big Brother TV, Celebrities | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother Freddie Fisher’s Porn Shockzzzzzzz
ONLY two newspapers lead with Big Brother: The Sun (pictures in the left-hand column of a few of the sluttier-looking housemates) and the Star, which ignores news of the House of Commons and calls for Gordon Brown to be booted out of Number 10 with an entire publication given over to “BIG BROTHER BONKERS”.
Screams the Star:
“Every one a sex-starved nutter.”
Posted: 5th, June 2009 | In: Big Brother TV, Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
HOW do you follow George Galloway on Big Brother? How do you follow Jade Goody? How do you follow Emily Parr? Well, as Ha’aretz reports:
“The production company Endemol, producer of the “Celebrity Big Brother” TV reality show, asked Holocaust-denier David Irving to be a contestant on the show, the London-based Jewish Chronicle reported Thursday.
But it was nothing serious, nto really…
Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, Media | Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jenning Up On The Credit Crunch: Boom, Busts And Nuts
WHEN JENNIFER Clarke left the Big Brother house she collected her Goody bag and removed the contents:
Boyfriend (Dale x 1)
Tissues
Breasts (pair x 1)
Tub Of Dulux Moroccan Sands Silk Vinyl
Brush
Tissues
VIP Invitation to Faces, Essex
With Dale history, Jen moves down the line of freebies to the orangey glow, and applicator, and the breasts.
Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Emergency As Celebrity Police Force Misses Arrest
SIR Ian Blair is gone, and the Celebrity Police Force is looking for a new leader to be tough on celebrity crime. (Surely have his picture taken with some of the country’s best lag talent? – Ed).
And while the search goes on, the Star brings news that Big Brother reject Rex Nomark has, allegedly, smashed someone in the face with his belt.
In other times the alleged victim, known only as John, would be invited to give a statement to police, and the CPF would haul Rex in to the station for photos and autographs.
Posted: 7th, October 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother Housemates: The Cull Begins
“BIG BROTHER stars in bloodbath,” screams the Daily Star. “AMAZING STREET BATTLE.”
And so the cull is upon us. OMA Law Of Perpetual Celebrity states:
“For every one new celebrity created an existing celebrity should be thrown onto the EU Celebrity Mountain; there should be no more than 62 front-line celebrities at any one moment; one must be called Noel Edmonds.”
If you want to find what happened to H from Steps, Caprice and Faria Alam go to Silo 13245b on the complex that borders Brussels Airport. Wear boots, overalls and no branded merchandise.
Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, Celebrities, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Culling Time: Big Brother’s Jen Promises To Kill Sara
ANORAK calculates that there are still five more permutations for Big Brother housemates to work: Sara has yet to shag Jen, who has yet to shag Mo, who has yet to shag Steph, who has yet to shag Mario who has yet to be admitted to The Priory.
Today the Star reports that Sara has been involved in “girlie romps” with Jen.
Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
ANY would be Big Brother contestants can peer into the Daily Star’s crystal ball and plot their post-show careers.
In “BIG BROTHER BITES BACK” the paper lists the staging posts of Big Brother housemates emeritus:
Death threats
Unemployment
Sex scandals
Depression
One point of order, though: if you are going to become depressed, try to ensure it’s bi-polar, or whatever form of mental illness is in vogue…
Posted: 23rd, September 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, TV & Radio | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother Star In Double Murder Horror
BIG Brother “STAR FLEES BLOODY DOUBLE MURDER”. So says the Star.
How we hope that this crime was caught on CCTV. Better had it been enacted in the house for our entertainment, but, fingers crossed, maybe next time a hissy fit can escalate into something worth watching.
Hopefully Kate Lawler, Big Brother winner emeritus, can tell all when the media catches up with her. As the Star says, two people have been butchered and:
“The TV star fled as the young women die in a blood-drenched flat yards from her city apartment.”
Posted: 17th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, Police Log, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother’s Dale Milks Jen’s T*t
BY now you’ll be wondering what happened to Big Brother’s Jennifer Clark. And what of Dale?
Well, its turns out that they have been in bed, with each other, and now Dale emerges to tell us that their romance was “all about cash” and that Jen is a “money-grabbing tit”.
Dale, pictured topless, says that Jen was “probably getting naked to make money out of me”. How you make money out of Dale Howard is a point left moot.
Posted: 16th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Big Brother Cocaine Wrap Party
MORE front-page news on Rex Newmark, the boy whose daddy bought him Big Brother.
The Star says Nomark was surrounded by a “blizzard of drugs” after the show ended.
Well, they don’t call it a wrap party for nothing (geddit?)…
Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
No Point To The Big Brother Lust Triangle
PSST! Wanna see a short, sarcastic ginger bloke having sex with a drippy assisted blonde who likes to moan?
Stay tuned then, because the Star’s font page threatens: “BIG BROTHER REX’S SECRET SEX TAPE.”
Readers learn that viewers will soon be able to see “ALL” of the action that Big Brother cut from the show.
Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
War On Wannabe: Big Brother Chooses Its Biggest Weapon
HAVING survived the Hadron Collider (for now), we are now to endure the “WAR” of the Big Brother “BABES”.
For those of you who watched big Brother, it might come as some shock to know that it featured actual babes and not just the slappers ordinaire, of which reality TV has an endless vat.
But know that drippy blonde Nicole Cammack is a babe, and so too is radioactive Stephanie McMichael.
They are at “WAR”, as the Star’s front page screams, and the chosen weapon is Rex Newmark.
Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, Celebrities, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
WHAT news of Rex Newmark, Stephanie McMichael and Nicole Cammack? Who they?
How soon you forget, gentle reader. They are the Big Brother stars of whom the Daily Star brings welcome news.
The good news is that all are alive and as well as can be expected. The other news is that Rex, a protean Diddy Hamilton meets Rick Astley, has “sensationally” spent the night with the aforesaid Steph, who looks not enough unlike a boil washed Sandra Bernhardt.
Posted: 10th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Celebrity Quote Of The Day: Jamie Oliver And A Battery Farmed Prince Charles
CELEBRITY Quote of the day: Jamie Oliver And A Battery Farmed Prince Charles.
Prince Charles thanks Jamie Oliver for rekindling children’s interest…in food. Says Oliver’s spokesman:
“He is as much a fan of his Royal Highness as HRH is of him.”
Rex Newmark has his work cut out…
Posted: 9th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, Celebrities, Jamie Oliver, Prince Charles and Camilla, Royal Family, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother’s Rex Wants To Be More Hated Than Jamie Oliver
BIG Brother’s REX Newsmark is “HATED”. Anorak asked the typing pool to make a list of the most hated people in the UK. They came up with:
- Jamie Oliver
- Noel Edmonds
- Naomi Campbell
- Osama bin Laden
- Rex Newmark
- Gary Glitter
- Gordon Brown
- Nicole Cammack
- The French
- Anthea Turner
Indeed, Rex is hated. The star is right, as ever. And here Rex tells us:
Posted: 9th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, Celebrities, Jamie Oliver, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother: Dale Dates Chantelle Houghton And Wales Declares War On Rex
BIG BROTHER ends tonight, and the Daily Star, heat, OK! and Closer magazines look forward to some new fodder to stick atop the EU Celebrity mountain.
First up, we learn that “REX OUT TO DEATH THREATS”.
The Star says Rex is “public Enemy Number One In Wales.”
Whereas the rest of the UK fears Osama bin Laden, Noel Edmonds and the Hadron Collider, Wales concerns itself with a sarcastic chef.
Posted: 5th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother ‘Fixed’ It For Rex
BIG BROTHER is “fixed”. Fact. The Daily Express says so.
Who knew that at the death of this season’s show, Big Brother would turn out to be about as authentic as Old Mr Anorak’s first wife’s passport.
And the Star has proof. Want to know what the proof is?
Posted: 4th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother: Mario And Lisa’s Reality TV Show
THERE’S an “orgy of sex and bullying” on Big Brother.
So says the Daily Star, which leads with a picture of Big Brother Jen standing boso-a-boso with Big Brother’s Steph.
But before the tag-team-bitchiness and bosoming can begin, news is that Lisa and Mario are to get their own reality TV show, an PG (Please God)-rated version of the Test Card.
Posted: 2nd, September 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Big Brother Does Away With Reality
BIG BRother in the US does away with reality and replaces a homophic rant with a cutesy phrase:
Ah, CBS. We were expecting for Big Brother to not air preacher’s son Ollie’s homophobic rants that were captured on the live feeds — but during last night’s episode, the show completely fabricated the entire scene. As you may recall, Ollie lashed out at fellow contestant Memphis during a heated argument in the backyard, and as Ollie walked away he told Memphis to “suck my dick, little faggot.” Memphis replied, “What did you just call me?” and followed him inside as Ollie repeated himself multiple times. But according to last night’s episode, Ollie muttered “red-headed cabbage patch kid” instead of his original rant.
And you thought it was real…
Posted: 1st, September 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, TV & Radio, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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