The Big Brother Cocaine Wrap Party

MORE front-page news on Rex Newmark, the boy whose daddy bought him Big Brother.

The Star says Nomark was surrounded by a “blizzard of drugs” after the show ended.

Well, they don’t call it a wrap party for nothing (geddit?)…

Anorak

Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

No Point To The Big Brother Lust Triangle

PSST! Wanna see a short, sarcastic ginger bloke having sex with a drippy assisted blonde who likes to moan?

Stay tuned then, because the Star’s font page threatens: “BIG BROTHER REX’S SECRET SEX TAPE.”

Readers learn that viewers will soon be able to see “ALL” of the action that Big Brother cut from the show.

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Anorak

Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

War On Wannabe: Big Brother Chooses Its Biggest Weapon

HAVING survived the Hadron Collider (for now), we are now to endure the “WAR” of the Big Brother “BABES”.

For those of you who watched big Brother, it might come as some shock to know that it featured actual babes and not just the slappers ordinaire, of which reality TV has an endless vat.

But know that drippy blonde Nicole Cammack is a babe, and so too is radioactive Stephanie McMichael.

They are at “WAR”, as the Star’s front page screams, and the chosen weapon is Rex Newmark.

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Anorak

Posted: 11th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother, Celebrities, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Big Brother Slapper Hits Out

WHAT news of Rex Newmark, Stephanie McMichael and Nicole Cammack? Who they?

How soon you forget, gentle reader. They are the Big Brother stars of whom the Daily Star brings welcome news.

The good news is that all are alive and as well as can be expected. The other news is that Rex, a protean Diddy Hamilton meets Rick Astley, has “sensationally” spent the night with the aforesaid Steph, who looks not enough unlike a boil washed Sandra Bernhardt.

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Anorak

Posted: 10th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Celebrity Quote Of The Day: Jamie Oliver And A Battery Farmed Prince Charles

CELEBRITY Quote of the day: Jamie Oliver And A Battery Farmed Prince Charles.

Prince Charles thanks Jamie Oliver for rekindling children’s interest…in food. Says Oliver’s spokesman:

“He is as much a fan of his Royal Highness as HRH is of him.”

Rex Newmark has his work cut out…

Anorak

Posted: 9th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother, Celebrities, Jamie Oliver, Prince Charles and Camilla, Royal Family, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Big Brother’s Rex Wants To Be More Hated Than Jamie Oliver

BIG Brother’s REX Newsmark is “HATED”. Anorak asked the typing pool to make a list of the most hated people in the UK. They came up with:

• Jamie Oliver
• Noel Edmonds
• Naomi Campbell
• Osama bin Laden
• Rex Newmark
• Gary Glitter
• Gordon Brown
• Nicole Cammack
• The French
• Anthea Turner

Indeed, Rex is hated. The star is right, as ever. And here Rex tells us:

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Anorak

Posted: 9th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother, Celebrities, Jamie Oliver, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Big Brother: Dale Dates Chantelle Houghton And Wales Declares War On Rex

BIG BROTHER ends tonight, and the Daily Star, heat, OK! and Closer magazines look forward to some new fodder to stick atop the EU Celebrity mountain.

First up, we learn that “REX OUT TO DEATH THREATS”.

The Star says Rex is “public Enemy Number One In Wales.”

Whereas the rest of the UK fears Osama bin Laden, Noel Edmonds and the Hadron Collider, Wales concerns itself with a sarcastic chef.

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Anorak

Posted: 5th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Big Brother ‘Fixed’ It For Rex

BIG BROTHER is “fixed”. Fact. The Daily Express says so.

Who knew that at the death of this season’s show, Big Brother would turn out to be about as authentic as Old Mr Anorak’s first wife’s passport.

And the Star has proof. Want to know what the proof is?

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Anorak

Posted: 4th, September 2008 | In: Big Brother, TV & Radio, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0