X Factor: How to Date Olly Murs, Hate Danyl Johnson And Daniel Lloyd Gets Wood

ALL the UK mags want to be home of the X Factor, to become the official organ that fans will reach for to read about their fave show’s wannabes, stars and judges. This week’s Heat mag, makes its play, leading with “JEDMANIA”, a tribute to John and Edward Grimes, the X Factor’s answer to America Idol’s Sanjaya Malakar.

For those of you not au fait with Mr Malakar, he was the non-singing, non dancing performer whose hair styles and uselessness kept him on the show week after week. He only failed when all the other acts copied his moves and style and he ended up looking cocky.

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Posted: 3rd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Heat | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Katie Price Answers heat Readers’ Questions, Literally

HAVING seen the Heat video, in which Katie Price tells of going bald in The Priory, the woman who found fame as Mrs Peter Andre answers Heat readers’ questions.

Heat refers to Katie as Jordan/Kate struggling to see past the marketing scam that pits Katie Price (mother) against Jordan (slapper). Any differences become further blurred when Katie lifts up her dress to show off her knickers.

Katie is ready now to answer questions with her fearless candour – “And she’s ready to answer literally anything.”

Lucy Archibold: How long after meeting Alex Reid did you sleep with him?
KP: That’s my business and no on else’s.

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Posted: 6th, October 2009 | In: Heat | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

‘Bald’ Katie Price Is ‘Down, Depressed And In The Priory Too’

KATIE Price Is ‘Down, Depressed And In the Priory Too’.

Is this a rare moment of clarity from Our Katie as she makes ready to read a trail for her interview in heat magazine? No, it’s just a joke. Really.

Hey, Peter Andre - there’s a song in this: Inania.

Cue the music:

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Posted: 6th, October 2009 | In: Heat | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0