“If your fridge is full this Christmas, use nature’s refridgerator - your car” - Anthea Tuner on GMTV
Marks & Spencer Bag A Life Campaign
Workers sacked by Dervla Kirwan (6:30 ITV1) and David Jason (7:45 ITV2)
2009: Anorak’s Diary
Obama rising, Gore sinking, Jamie Oliver exported, Beckham chipping, Ledger returning
Terrorists Target Jews Sugar, Winehouse and Ronson: Blair Outraged
UK Jews on and not on terror list
The A To Z Of Celebrity Illnesses
READING this week’s OK! is to venture into the A to Z of Celebrity Diseases.
Victoria Beckham would like OK! readers to know: “I HATE LOOKING AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR.”
For such reasons does Her Poshness appear in magazines and thereby gets to see herself in glossy print.
Natasha Hamilton, a singer, tells us about “MY DEVASTATING MISCARRIAGE”. Although she pulled herself together to watch Disney’s On Ice Finding Nemo, which the kids “loved”.
And Girl Aloud singer Nadine Coyle tells us:
“I kept getting ill, coming out in cold sores with the stress. Then a found a lump in my breast.”
And? And it wasn’t cancer. But it could have been. It could have been a piece of gristle. But it could have been cancer. And Nemo could have died.
Posted: 1st, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Magazines, OK! | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Styrofoam, The Essence Of Kerry Katona
KERRY Katona uses her OK! Diary to tell us that’s she has a perfume coming out in October.
Parfumiers are right not harvesting the contents of Kerry’s knickers, sheets and husband for an essence that can be boiled, distilled and poured into a styrofoam burger box.
Posted: 1st, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Kerry Katona, Magazines, OK! | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Styrofoam, The Essence Of Kerry Katona
KERRY Katona uses her OK! Diary to tell us that’s she has a perfume coming out in October.
Parfumiers are right not harvesting the contents of Kerry’s knickers, sheets and husband for an essence that can be boiled, distilled and poured into a styrofoam burger box.
Posted: 1st, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Kerry Katona, Magazines, OK! | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Cheryl Cole and Amanda Holden Put BOAST On Hold
CALLS are coming in thick and fast to Anorak’s BOAST hotline. All orders are final, but Cheryl Cole and Amanda Holden are unsure…
Says Cheryl of her time before husband Ashley was accused of vomiting on their marriage vows:
“I was really broody. I’d see children and think that’s me. I’m ready” - Sun
The call to BOAST was made. But then cancelled. Sadly the children are sat in our storeroom awaiting despatch. No refunds but they can be exchanged…
Amanda Holden is on line 2:
Posted: 1st, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Magazines, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
New Yorker’s Ahmadinejad Wins Cover Of The Year
MAHMOUD Ahmadinejad is Senator Larry’s Craig toilet toe-tapper.
It’s the 2008 magazine cover of the year. Here’s our winner:
Senator Larry Craig Wants To Engage You
Mitt Romney Supporter Senator Larry Craig’s Toilet Two-Step
Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Magazines, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Photojournalism, Politicians, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Cheryl Cole’s Water Retention And Karma Suits Yer
CHERYL COLE wants you to know that “I CAN’T CRY ANY MORE THAN I’VE CRIED.”
Cheryl Cole has suffered, although not from water retention.
“I WAS CLINICALLY DEPRESSED AND UNDER SIX STONE,” says the headline.
Moving inside OK!, past “CHERYL WALKS AND TALKS” to Cheryl weeps and wails.
It’s not all about Cheryl, and this is a feature on she and her Girls Aloud bandmates. And we will get to whatsherface, the skinny one, the very skinny one and the one with the red-hair soon enough.
Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Magazines, OK! | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Cheryl Cole’s Water Retention And Karma Suits Yer
CHERYL COLE wants you to know that “I CAN’T CRY ANY MORE THAN I’VE CRIED.”
Cheryl Cole has suffered, although not from water retention.
“I WAS CLINICALLY DEPRESSED AND UNDER SIX STONE,” says the headline.
Moving inside OK!, past “CHERYL WALKS AND TALKS” to Cheryl weeps and wails.
It’s not all about Cheryl, and this is a feature on she and her Girls Aloud bandmates. And we will get to whatsherface, the skinny one, the very skinny one and the one with the red-hair soon enough.
Posted: 24th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Magazines, OK! | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Cosmopolitan Reveals The Secret Of Penetration And A Hand Job
FLICKING through Old Mr Anorak’s Cosmopolitan research magazine, we find: “Sex Tips from Guys - Their all-time favorite mattress moves, revealed.”
The talk turns to – and look away now – penetration.
As he says:
“For really exciting penetration have your man thrust his arm directly through your torso and kind of blend into your back.”
And smile…
Posted: 20th, September 2008 | In: Magazines, Photojournalism | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
