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Antonella Barba Bites American Idol’s Big One

antonellabarbabites.jpgPICTURES of American Idol wannabe Antonella Barba warming up her tonsils in unconventional style have made her a star in the US.

And now that Antonella has been booted from the show, she uses her mouth to tell People magazine how it feels.

As with all reality TV shows there are shocks as talent is forsaken for something less. The show has cast a spotlight on one Sanjaya Malakar, a teenager who would whisper if he only spoke up a bit.

We had thought Antonella would progress far, past third, fourth and even fifth base. Antonella would go all the way.

But it was not to be. And now she tells us: “All that other stuff was completely irrelevant to the fact that I’m here to sing.”

And so it was - which is hard luck on Antonella who may have expected something else. Because, as People says, there is no such thing as bad publicity. Right?

“Yes, it’s true that my name is more well-known because of it, but I’m not known for the things that I would like to be known for right now,” says Antonella. She says that “the pictures are irrelevant to me as an artist”.

And: “I wanted to make a name for myself in singing. The pictures that have been released of me – the ones that actually are me – they were very personal and that is not how I intended to portray myself. I’d rather promote myself in a more classy way. And, again, that was private – that was not for the public eye.”

Antonella’s mistake seems to have been to stray from the celebrity guide – the straight-to-internet, X-rated stuff coincides with a mid-career dip career and not at fame’s apogee.

So what now for Antonella? People hears of an offer to pose for Playboy, which she denies.

But People wants to know if she’d do it?

“No,” she replies. “Right now I want to look at all the offers I get and sort out what’s best for me right now. I’m definitely not opposed to acting or modelling or something.”

As she said after the show: “I’d love to do all three, act, model, and sing. I’m definitely willing to sort out the offers I get and figure out what’s best for me.”

We are sure there will no shortage of offers for Antonella. And, who knows, someone may even want her to sing…

  1. 1 BOB Says:

    Stop saying that the X rated pictures were her, you limey morons; it’s already been proven that they weren’t!

    More than that, please hire writers that can speak proper English. You’re grammar is aweful!

    I’ve always heard that the tabloids in Britain are even more sleasy than in the USA, and now I can see that it’s obviously so! But, what would you expect from an inferior country anyway?……..LOL

    Bob in the USA

  2. 2 Anorak Says:

    Over here Antonella would be getting ‘em out for the lads in the morning papers

  3. 3 American Idol Fever » American Idol March 12, 2007 11:24 am Says:

    [...] Antonella Barba Bites American Idol?s Big OneAnorak.co.uk (satire), UK - 31 minutes agoPICTURES of American Idol wannabe Antonella Barba warming up her tonsils in unconventional style have made her a star in the US. …Antonella Barba Nude? Former American Idol Babe Says No Playboy Post ChronicleAfter racy photos on Web, ousted Idol singer wary of trust Houston ChronicleBarba No Longer An "Idol" But Looking At New Offers All Headline NewsChicago Sun-Times - Auckland stuff.co.nzall 218 news articles [...]

  4. 4 dairy Says:

    it’s called irony Bob - something you obviously have difficulty in understanding. If you don’t like it, no-one’s forcing you to read it - perhaps you and your “superior” countrymen could go and shoot a few more allies instead, that sort of “friendly fire” seems to be about your level…

  5. 5 mark Says:

    it’s a truly sad state of affairs when we start equating a so-called “reality” karaoke show wtih the real reality going on in Iraq. what the f**k is wrong with you people??? duh!!! puleeease get a life.

  6. 6 dairy Says:

    …as I said, irony….. wake up, there’s a good boy….

  7. 7 Michael Says:

    Reply to Bob of The USA.

    Learn to spell, arwful not as you spell it aweful, your grammer is bad and you are a product of what you really are someone who has NEVER I suspect left the confines of the USA and is therefore blinkered by an unsophicated, childlike moronic innocence.

    Read a book once in a while you INBRED IDIOT!! Where do you get off insulting a nation!

  8. 8 Stephan Goral Says:

    Sign the petition to bring back Antonella Barba! Tell everyone you know to sign!

    http://flogger.looble.com/2007/03/petition-to-bring-back-antonella-barba.html

  9. 9 Anorak Says:

    sign! The show is worse without her - who the f**k is that indian whisperer?

  10. 10 A Gay American Idol - Melinda More Talent Than Antonella » Anorak: Celebrity|Finance|Money Says:

    [...] More Talent Than Antonella 21st Mar 07 AMERICAN Idol continues its long trawl for talent. Antonella Barba had talent, but of the wrong sort for this show. Sanjayer Malakar has talent and should his nascent [...]

  11. 11 Katie Says:

    BOB: You go and call the writers of the article “limey morons”, and then you write, “You’re grammar is aweful!”. I find it hilarious that in your attempt to put down the writer of the article, you make two major grammatical errors yourself. You’re = you are… and it’s spelt AWFUL. As in, “your grammar is awful, Bob”.
    You are very ignorant and need to grow the f— up!

  12. 12 JunieB Says:

    Dear Bob: Your spelling is awful. Wow.

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