Jennifer Aniston’s Juggles Sam Rockwell, Ryan Kavanagh And Orlando Bloom
“JENNIFER Aniston is “juggling 3 men”.
Has her career in light entertainment come to this? And how long before Aniston’s dreams of Oscar glory are dealt a deadly blow by a stint on Cirque Du Celebrite?
This is Jen’s “SHOCKING LOVE TRIANGLE”, says the Enquirer. And reading on we learn that strongwoman Jen is making geometric shapes with Orlando Bloom, Sam Rockwell and Ryan Kavanagh.
This is the Hollywood act everyone at the Enquirer’s offices is talking about.
The story goes that since her split from Brad Pitt, Jennifer has been wrestling with commitment issues. Fearful of falling for another man who lets her down, she is keeping her options open with three suitors.
From Kevin Bacon’s seven degrees of separations, we move into Jennifer Aniston’s one degree.
As a “friend” tells us: “All three of these guys are crazy about Jen, but she can‘t decide which one - if any of them – is Mr Right?”
Anorak feels a film script in the pipeline. Although the scriptwriters should take care with the plotting lest EastEnders sue for plagarism, especially if Jen has a yearned-for baby and is unable to work out the father’s identity.
And then there is Vince Vaughan, Jen’s former flame. Jen dated Vince for a year, a period that coincided with – get this – their promoting the film The Break-Up. Film ended. Credits rolled. Jen and Vince broke up.
But, as the source says: “Jen could even add Vince back to her string of suitors because, after surprising her by showing up at her recent birthday party, he’s been begging for a second chance.”
The star of the film Gate Crashers showed up unexpectedly at Jen’s party? Life mirrors art. How long before Vince, who is to star in Fred Claus, is climbing down your chimney with a bag of swag and kissing grandma? In Hollywood the script is everything.
But talent is important. And very soon Jen will be juggling not one, not two, not three but…four men!
With her hair…
April 11th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Jen and Vince were never a real couple and the other two are business associates
April 11th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
the more the merrier what about miss jolies first ex much more manly and sexier than the current mr jolie
April 11th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Oh! I think Jen and Orlando would make a great couple!
April 11th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
I think Jen will end up with the Ryan guy. Just a feeling here. I hope so because he is richer than rich, has a lot of connections that Jen could benefit from and seems to be a super nice guy…what Jen deserves for once! I hope this year that Jen will FINALLY meet Mr. Right (to make up for Mr. the Pitts) and smile so much in public that Angie will barf at just the sight of Jen and go crazy on Brad. Yes…I’ve always believed wishes can come true. And for Jen, I’m calling on the stars above to help her. She’s my fav!!!
April 11th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
jenn and orlando would make a cute couple. it is time he found a nice woman and it is time she found a nice man and they would be suited for each other. pick orlando because he’s sweet, kind, and a compassionate person.
April 11th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
The Hollywood tabloids are so ridiculous.
Orlando was supposed to be dating Miranda Kerr - now that is one gorgeous woman and a really nice, spiritual person. It would be nice if the truth was told and not all this media crap. Could you imagine being these people and having so much garbage written about you - how would you feel?
April 12th, 2007 at 3:10 am
Jen has been so badly bruised by Mr the Pitts..how can anybody blame
her for being cautious ! Whatever happened to Khanu Reeves- he is
swell…Good luck Jen !
April 12th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
I wish Jen best of luck. Hope she doesn’t settle. She deserves to be happy. My prayers to you, Jen!
April 12th, 2007 at 5:58 pm
I think she has a great head above her shoulder.. I know sh’e going to end with someone she would want to settle down in the future. She’s taking things slow and really taking her time… thats just being smart!!!
Rebound relationship is not going to last thats why she’s very careful and cautious who she want to date.
Goodluck! Take your time cause the right one will come at the right time. She’s gorgeous, wealthy and smart. So she has nothing to loose if she will let evryone wait and really take her time.
As for the Pitts they hands are full already. I just hope angelina will really spend time raising those kids and not just keep adopting.. Family time is imporant when raising a growing family. YOu can’t depend on nanny all the time even you have all the resources at hand. I always believed mother has the best skills and right influence to raising children.
Jen had moved on and so with the Pitts. Let’s hope they will all end happy for whatever choices they’ve made.
April 13th, 2007 at 2:34 am
I think her hair is horrid….and her hooter should have a hazard warning on it……Jen is a skinny little show off…..any man would be mad to take her seriously…….she is stupid…i am much more pretty….I think if Brad saw me he would agree….whatever
April 16th, 2007 at 2:52 am
HOW COME PEOPLE SO CARE ABOUT CHINNIFER MANISTON . WHO CARE.
April 19th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
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April 20th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
I want jen be very happy i think orlando is a nice personal, perfect for her, I dont want she answer the phone to brad pitt, he hurts she
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April 21st, 2007 at 1:32 am
people[bitch becky and jen] why are u on her,u actually seem to forget she doesn’t know u guys exist n beck, brad will never look ur way cos i know u are ugly and he has a flair for beautiful sexy women and not some ugly bitch and he has his hands full with rising kids with jolie so look elsewhere.